Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace
"Oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou might blow my enemies to tiny bits. In thy mercy."

Male
26 years old
COLUMBIA, South Carolina
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
Mood: stoked Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/inkngrease  

    Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Interests
Generalultra-violence, money, boobs, beer, fried chicken, sweet tea, midgets, and bad jokes

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:zak
Birthday:4..10..82
Birthplace:Columbia
Current Location:Columbia
Eye Color:hazel
Hair Color:brown
Height:6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed:lefty
Your Heritage:Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:Joe Garb
Your Weakness:kriptonite
Your Fears:albinos (they're just creepy)
Your Perfect Pizza:orphans
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:see next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:fu
Thoughts First Waking Up:i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature:elbows
Your Bedtime:around 7 AM
Your Most Missed Memory:don't know I missed it
Pepsi or Coke:was coke but i cleaned up
MacDonalds or Burger King:macadoos
Single or Group Dates:group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:no thanks im not thirsty
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate(i likes my ice cream like i likes my women)
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee
Do you Smoke:just cigs and fools
Do you Swear:fuck no
Do you Sing:in the shower
Do you Shower Daily:when else would i sing
Have you Been in Love:yes
Do you want to go to College:already went
Do you want to get Married:we just met
Do you belive in yourself:yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:i get sea sick
Do you think you are Attractive:just look at these elbows
Are you a Health Freak:no
Do you get along with your Parents:at times
Do you like Thunderstorms:dont care
Do you play an Instrument:not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:don't drink anymore, i mainline booze
In the past month have you Smoked:yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:just pills
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:&..39;>
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yep
In the past month have you been on Stage:yep
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:its to damn cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yes, hearts
Ever been Drunk:does the pope shit in the woods
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:once and yes i still remember
Ever Shoplifted:yes
How do you want to Die:fighting a bear
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:older
What country would you most like to Visit:i'd like to travel the US all easyrider style
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:blue
Favourite Hair Color:dark
Short or Long Hair:short
Height:don't care
Weight:less than me
Best Clothing Style:nekked
Number of Drugs I have taken:almost all
Number of CDs I own:tons
Number of Piercings:none, its not 1998 anymore
Number of Tattoos:18
Number of things in my Past I Regret:n/a

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MusicHardcore,Street punk, Rockabilly, Country Western, Traditional Irish, and The Chipmunks. Photobucket
Moviesmostly crime movies but i also dig horror and comedy. oh yea also, anything with tits and explosions.
Televisiondon't watch it much
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BooksI enjoy anything Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, or Craig Davidson ever did. I'm a bit off beat and i like my literature the same way. Right now though I'm reading a book called Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner.
HeroesMy Mother, My father, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, The Other Guy in the rat pack, Snake Pliskin, Burt Reynold's mustache, Hank Williams, George Carlin, Ron Jeremy, Manny Ramerez, Elvis, and Johnny Cash
Groups: Classic Collector and Muscle Groupmuscle car enthusiastsHOT-ROD SCENEClassic CHEVY MusclecarsRockabilly RebelsHELL RODSRockabilly GroupViva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekender

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     Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cap City
Body type:6' 5"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:customer service
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Schools
Midlands Tech College
Columbia,South Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: automotive tech
Minor: boozin it up
 

2002 to 2004

   Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Networking
Nightlife - Business - Club Management


   Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Companies
Jaco's Corner
Olympia, South Carolina US
Bartender, management

my whole life
Group Therapy
Columbia, South Carolina US
security

got canned for being to awesome
pour house
5 points, South Carolina US
zak if all trades

Carolina Mattress
Columbia, South Carolina US
Sales

since open



Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace thinks DONKEY PUNCH sounds like a bad ass form of Kung-Fu or at least a hardcore dance move.

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   Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Blurbs
About me:
.. I've made a lot of bad decisions, gotten a lot of bad tattoos, and met a lot of bad women.
Who I'd like to meet:
Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie star actress secretly in love with Zak but too shy to profess your affection? Are you afraid that Zak will turn you down because he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous showgirls and playmates? Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic affair with Zak because you both know that show business relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public scrutiny? Do you long to have Zak serenade you in your palatial Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex? Well, Reese, it's okay. I'm all yours, just ask. All you have to do is email me, babe. generated by sloganizer.net



   


   


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Official "Zak is Rad" Myspace's Friends Comments
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Wesley





Jul 19 2008 3:20 PM

Unknown Hinson is awesome!

PANDA





Jul 14 2008 4:12 PM

Make sure that you call me on Wednesday so that I may play with sharp objects dangerously close to your face!
Lia *^&%@$.!





Jul 12 2008 9:24 AM

miss you dear <3
Lins





Jul 10 2008 8:24 AM

Photobucket
Mrs. Roboto





Jul 9 2008 7:43 AM

♥TáY└ºR ♥{Nothing is ever what it seems}





Jul 6 2008 7:21 PM

i love the pic of u me and courtney.
however im upset i havent seen u in awhile! call me this week sometime luv ya babe!
Natasha aka Drunky Brewster





Jul 5 2008 1:09 PM

hey guy... wanted to stop in and say whats up... hope you have been doing good... i am just getting a little bit more tummy as the summer goes on lol... ha at least its not from my drinking this time... miss ya and hope to see you around soon
RENO FTR LCN





Jun 22 2008 7:42 PM

jesus, it's like us. that kid is over the top.
Mrs. Roboto





Jun 13 2008 6:12 AM

song chart memes
Mrs. Roboto





Jun 9 2008 10:48 AM

darsikaz. Yep. I'm dyslexic.
Lins





Jun 9 2008 7:26 AM

ok, I will tell you just like I told Britt & Sean, you KNOW why I have'nt been around,..ok.... so I dont wanna hear it... but I will come see you guys soon... I miss you
Brett





Jun 8 2008 2:41 PM

Zak is Rad!! Yup... Yup...