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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
zak
Birthday:
4..10..82
Birthplace:
Columbia
Current Location:
Columbia
Eye Color:
hazel
Hair Color:
brown
Height:
6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed:
lefty
Your Heritage:
Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Joe Garb
Your Weakness:
kriptonite
Your Fears:
albinos (they're just creepy)
Your Perfect Pizza:
orphans
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
see next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
fu
Thoughts First Waking Up:
i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature:
elbows
Your Bedtime:
around 7 AM
Your Most Missed Memory:
don't know I missed it
Pepsi or Coke:
was coke but i cleaned up
MacDonalds or Burger King:
macadoos
Single or Group Dates:
group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
no thanks im not thirsty
Chocolate or Vanilla:
chocolate(i likes my ice cream like i likes my women)
Hardcore, punk, Rockabilly, Ska, 70's rock, blues, jazz.
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Movies
mostly indie stuff, but i do enjoy the occasional boobie or explosion. to me the best movies on earth are cheeze low budget horror films. That to me is pure comedy.
Television
heroes, always sunny in philadelphia,Chuck, the office, family guy, robot chicken, and home movies
Books
Jack Kerouac, Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Craig Davidson ,Brad Warner, Noah Levine, Jack Kornfield, and to many more to name.
Heroes
My Mother, My father, Joe strummer, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, The Other Guy in the rat pack, Snake Pliskin, Burt Reynold's mustache, Hank Williams, George Carlin, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits
Midlands Tech College
Columbia,South Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: automotive tech
Minor: boozin it up
2002 to 2004
Revrend Zak's Companies
Jaco's Corner Olympia, South Carolina US Bartender, management
my whole life
Group Therapy Columbia, South Carolina US security
got canned for being to awesome
pour house 5 points, South Carolina US zak if all trades
Carolina Mattress Columbia, South Carolina US Sales
since open
Revrend Zak has no idea what I'm capable of whilst intoxicated. if you want to find out, book a section in element's VIP lounge. contact me at 803-622-0809 Posted at 3:18 PM Aug 6 from Mobile view more
About me:
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I've made a lot of bad decisions, gotten a lot of bad tattoos, and met a lot of bad women. I describe myself as a holistic zenbilly troubador with a lust for madness and a penchant for satan's music and fast cars.
Who I'd like to meet: Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie star actress secretly in love with Zak but too shy to profess your affection? Are you afraid that Zak will turn you down because he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous showgirls and playmates? Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic affair with Zak because you both know that show business relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public scrutiny? Do you long to have Zak serenade you in your palatial Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex? Well, Reese, it's okay. I'm all yours, just ask. All you have to do is email me, babe.
No more midnight rides to 5 points on the cycle. I'd be lieing if I didn't say cops were too afraid to pull us over. It beckons the question,"does something look odd about this?" My reply is simple...who doesn't jam out on a street bike half in the bag?
call me zak and i'll sell you my self help book. it will make you a rich successful man. also teach you how to spell. wait until dark so i have time to finish writing it for you
hey since you're working there now im sure we will all be up there to see you sometime soon. steph especially likes it there b/c they let her do her robot dance moves on the dance floor lol!
looking at old status updates and noticed your tampa thoughts. screw it. only fags, drags, and whores are in tampa. on that note, the whores might make it worth it. good luck with that.
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