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Literotica's Interests
General
Writing, Reading, Videogames, Computers, Technology in general, Girls, Anime, Ice Cream and of course Krispy Kreme Donuts are #1 bitches!
Music
KoRn(all time fav), Kittie, Portishead, Evanescence, System of a Down, FeFe Dobson, Charlotte Church, Sarah Brightman, Katherine Jenkins, Fiona
Apple, Bond, t.A.T.u, DMX, Lil Jon, Ciara, Ludacris, Missy Elliot, Emimen, The Notorious B.I.G., Method Man, Frank Sinatra, Queen, Lasgo, Godsmack, Go Betty Go, The Cranberries, Garbage, Coldplay, Disturbed, Otep, Saliva, Dog Fashion Disco, Jem, Kim Sozzi, Amber, Motorcycle, Skindred, Cradle of Filth, Static-X, Utada Hikaru, Killswitch Engage, Arch Enemy, Flyleaf, Edenbridge, Sarah Jezebel Deva, Maria Callas.
Movies
American Beauty, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps 2, The Ring, The Ring 2, Donnie Darko, Mulholland Drive, Ghost World, Interview with a Vampire, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Lost in Translation, Dazed and Confused, Kill Bill, Bound, Audition, Freeway, Freeway 2, May, Thirteen, Love Object, 25th Hour, The Dreamers, But I'm a cheerleader, City of God, Silent Hill, Silther, MI:III, Clerks II. The Grude 2, Crank, Saw 1-4.
Television
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dead Like Me,The L Word, Jerry Springer Show(guilty pleasure), The Simpsons, Prison Break, Chapelle's Show, House M.D., WWE(Raw & Smackdown), TNA, WEEDS, Masters of Horror, Criss Angel: Mind Freak, Blade: The TV Series, The Maury Show(you are NOT the father mwhahaha)
Books
I'm making a serious effort to get some novels under my belt.Guilty Pleasures
Currently Reading: The Laughing Corpse by Laurell K. Hamilton.
Devry University
Alpharetta, GA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Network and Communications Management
Minor: Network Administration
Current Courses:
I love to write fiction mainly romance and drama & angst. My current forte is lesbian romance & lesbian erotica. Don't judge until you've actually read my writing. Hope to meet other writers who are open minded. Creative minds are welcome.
I consider myself a very frustrated 26yr old. I think I'm a
manic depressant well that or I just think too negatively of everything. I also
hate smiling and have been asked to smile ever since elementary school. I don't
like smiling as I can't find anything to smile about. I just like to write it's
a passion and hobby. Someday I hope to become a published author.
I'm just trying to write as many different things as I can.
Strangely I mostly write romance stories. You probably wouldn't figure
that if you met me in person. But it's just my thing I guess.
Not much more besides I love electronics, especially
computers. I guess that would make me sort of a tech nerd as well. I can't help
it I find computers and such fascinating. I love working on my computer and
adding things to it :) Well there was a wholesome welcome; so nice and fresh
huh?
Where are my manners here's a link to some of my writing if
anyone is actually interested.
My FictionPress stuff.
Gotta take a minute to represent my Jamaican
people out there. It sucks there wasn't an option for 'Caribbean' in the
ethnicity box. I mean there's Pacific Islander but whatever. I'm a full
blooded Caribbean (born in America) and proud. No I don't smoke weed. I don't
care what the stereotypes say. Though I do admire pot leaves... I don't have the
accent. I used to when I was a kid but I guess I sorta grew out of it though I
can understand the language just fine. So anyway just wanted to get that little
bit out there before it gets lost in the wind.
**Vices**
Ok first off there's a few things I need to say. I don't
cyber under any conditions. So if you're coming here looking for someone to get
off with or whatever go away. There are plenty of horny little boys floating
around here.
Next I don't know you but I probably hate you just cause.
I'm a negative and very vain individual. My vanity controls me on levels I can't
understand. I know I'm not perfect but neither are you and it makes me feel
better. I don't care how good you look or smart you are. You're just a screen
name. Behind that screen name is your monitor which you stare at in a zombie
like state. Is that something I should feel intimidated by?
Also I'm not cool nor do I pretend to be. That shit went
out in the fifth grade. If you bring that cool shit I don't have time for you.
Not to say I'm a busy person, in actuality I'm not busy at all. I spend most of
my time in my own delusion of a world. I am a slave to my imagination and word
processor. I write what I see, think and feel.
I am a visionary grasping on concepts only I understand. I
create what I desire others to see, even if makes sense only to me. Likewise my
sense of humor is very foul at times. I take pride in seeing others fail, I find
it funny when people in wheelchairs fall. I point and laugh at people who
embarrass themselves in public. Why do I do this? To make myself feel better
about a pitiful life? Eh, not really it's just funny that's pretty much it.
I love to write and that's all there is to me. If you can't
live with that, well honestly you should have stopped reading this a while ago.
So in short I'm not on here looking for a girlfriend, best friend or even a
drinking buddy. I just want to casually talk with people who see the world as I
do...a dark disturbed orifice of divine comedy. So if you're down with that drop
me a line. If not just go away and take that little poodle with you.
Click the above picture to go to my FictionPress page!!! Click the goddamn picture
Who I'd like to meet: Thora Birch because I think she's a phenomenal actress. I love all her movies and she's hot.
Charlotte Church because she has the most beautiful singing voice. I never get tired of hearing her. She sings one of my favorite songs 'Dream a Dream'. Also Amy Lee because she's hot and she also has an exceptional talent. Finally I can't leave out the awe inspiring Sarah Brightman, she's amazing in every sense of the word.
Women that write erotica, I'm always looking to improve on that end.
And of course the perfect woman for me....what's the going rate for prostitutes again?
yes i do write about writing. its weird. how did you know? what have you been up to over the summer? taking any summer classes? i did horrible last semester. really horrible. i really didn't try. i have a bad brain. a capable brain but a brain that don't care, wait, it's not that i don't care, i think what's the use? my pessimism overrides my optimism. whhhhhhhhy? i've been depressed for days. don't tell anyone. because that, too, will go away. its this yucky feeling in my chest. it happens every once in a while. i think its old age. its like the older we get we'll just get more and more sad and feel useless and washed up. that's me. useless. washed up. where's my crack pipe! i need my crack pipe! when i get old i'm going to experiment with the hard core drugs. why not? lets start together. wooo! well i've said enough. i will go find a corner to sit in and cry.
p.s. my dog just farted p.s.s. it was for you p.s.s.s. george bush may or may not have taken down the wtc... i'm thinking he may have. :(
Hey Kevie! Your number got deleted from my phone. =( I was gonna call too!!! So what have you been up to??? Im single now...cause well guys suck and lie. Im not saying you are like that, but most. Message me with your number when you get this k? ♥connie
excellent!!! so you really are doing the trailer thingy! that's so wonderful! you're my bestie of besties!!! there are a lot of exclaimation points here!!! whoa! what the crap! why do they just keep showing up!! i'm so glad to be home. wow... yeah i am. really glad. super glad. mcglad.
thanks for the comment on my story. yes i wrote it. i was inspired by a spider that i named charlie by my computer desk. i was talking to him actually and i was like like yo charlie this is my house you better stay in ur corner. and its as tho i heard his tiny spider voice innocently say... but i thought it was mine. and then i was carried back to the days when i loved this indian chick who i inadvertantly had killed and that time when i was in highschool and i was about to kill this guy... yeah i wrote it then. :) what's been crappinin in your neck of the woods?
YOOOOOO!!! even if its for a weekend, you know I like driving! good to here on the job. For once a job you well enjoy doing. Anyway yeah man give me a call, I'll pick up this time
Hey Kevster, they took our pic down at work...we got some jealous bitches on our hands..I'ma get it back and keep it in my room.. Oh and I had a bagel w/ cream cheese, egg whites on top w/ ketcup, salt and pepper. Oh and a whole jar of those peppers that I like at the movies...LOL..I know u love it!
