Ralph
Ralph I. Will. Destroy. You. All.

Male
40 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/9/2009
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GeneralI skate, mostly longboarding as it is generally regarded as unseemly for a man of my years to jump kerbs and grind rails, whilst my quiver of longboards and classic 70s shapes enables me to cruise and carve the promenades and hills of Brighton in something approaching a radical stylee. I love music was a regular club DJ for many years until my ears could take no more; I enjoyed my stint as bass player in Lag Steeple / Celebricide / Bildeberg before the crushing weight of our overwhelming talent caused the band to disintegrate on the verge of global domination. I dig comics and animation and I like toys. I thank the Lord for letting me live in an age and a town where such interests are not necessarily frowned upon in the adult community. YAAY!! My love of travel has taken me far and wide and led me to meet some of the loveliest humans on this planet, whether in South East Asia, Australia & New Zealand, the South Pacific, United States or wherever. Hopefully you know who you are and we may meet again some day, Inshallah. Sadly my meagre finances restrict what would no doubt otherwise be a non-stop globe-trotting jamboree of mega proportions. That day will come...
MusicThe Smiths; The Shins; Violent Femmes; Beach Boys; Belle & Sebastian; Death Cab For Cutie; Pulp; David Bowie; Super Furry Animals; Love; REM; Pixies; Stone Roses; Joy Division; The Only Ones; Fountains Of Wayne; Clearlake; Ben Harper; Kraftwerk; Fujiya & Miyagi; Nick Drake; My Bloody Valentine; Ride; Echo & The Bunnymen; Flaming Lips; Orbital; Bran Van 3000; Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers; New Order; Queens Of The Stone Age; Raconteurs; White Stripes; Neil Young; Jeff Buckley; Klaxons; I Was A Cub Scout; Joy Zipper; Dodgy; Crowded House; Bob Marley; Burt Bacharach; Elliott Smith; Mercury Rev; Julian Cope; John Barry; Ennio Morricone; Scott Walker; Tom Waits; Kinks; The Charlatans; Dinosaur Jr; Gnarls Barkley
MoviesApocalypse Now; Blade Runner; Alien; Withnail & I; Close Encounters of the Third Kind; Grosse Point Blank; Very Bad Things; Jacob's Ladder; Clerks; Star Wars; Point Break; Akira; The Wicker Man; American Graffiti; The Incredibles; Dogtown & Z-Boys
TelevisionBuffy the Vampire Slayer; House; Dollhouse; True Blood; Lost; 24; Simpsons; Futurama (especially the dog episode); (new) Battlestar Galactica; The Singing Detective; South Park; Family Guy; Edge of Darkness; Star Trek in all its forms...
BooksFear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson; Another Roadside Attraction & Still Life With Woodpecker - Tom Robbins; Journey To The East - Hermann Hesse; anything by James M Cain
HeroesMorrissey; Hunter S Thompson; Steve Caballero; Lance Mountain; Tony Alva; Jason Lee; Kevin Smith; David Bowie; Trey Parker & Matt Stone; Josh Whedon

     Ralph's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Brighton, England
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:College graduate



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About me:
I live in Brighton on the south coast of England and work for a leading travel company designing brochures and promotional materials. I'm also a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and cartoonist. From time to time I might pick up a paintbrush and daub a canvas with my own blood as the world is not yet ready for my monstrous talent. Oh yes. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Who I'd like to meet:
Morrissey (again); Stephen Fry; Steve Caballero; Jason Lee; Robert Downey Jr; Johnny Depp; Natalie Portman; Kevin Smith; David Bowie; Jack Black; Terry Gilliam; Winona Ryder; Ralph Brown; Richard E Grant; Dave Grohl; Noam Chomsky; Ben Gibbard; Pete Fowler; Tony Alva; Stacy Peralta; The Naz; loads of dead guys.

   Ralph's Friend Space (Top 21)
Ralph has 42 friends.
 andy 


 sam 


 rooth 


 nhungsta 


 tim 


 bobby sox vintage clothing 


 barnaby 


 Skate Electric Nik 


 James 


 im being good 


 katsen 


 Blubber 


 The Orion Bag 


 nina walsh 


 smallwhitelight 


 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 


 JimOx 


 Deborah 


 Sticky Fingers 


 Decoys 


 Tom 





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katsen

katsen



Sep 1 2009 10:01 PM

Our debut album "It Hertz!" is out on 28th September, as released by hip indie label Thee Sheffield Phonographic Corporation.

Pre-order the CD with immediate download from www.katsen.com

Also available to preorder from Rough Trade and Norman Records



Free downloads "Let's Build A City" and Pixies cover "Cactus" are available from www.theespc.com



Pre-order the CD with immediate download from www.katsen.com


rooth

rooth



Nov 11 2008 6:12 PM

i thought you may need be interested in bidding for the largest wipe-clean morrissey picnic tablecloth in the world ever!
check out the huge morrissey banner from the roundhouse, camden donated by merck

http://cgi. ebay. co. uk/HUGE-MORRISSEY-HOARDING-POSTER-DONATED-BY-HIS-MANAGER_W0QQitemZ160297731148QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160297731148&_trksid=p3911. c0. m14&_trkparms=72%3A1345%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318
also queen is dead signed cassette by the smiths [morrissey, johnny, andy, mike & craig!]
johnny marr t-shirt
& mike joyce cymbal
happy bidding!

also tribute band 'ambitious outsiders' play star & garter this thursday 13 november £5
all proceeds to the salford lads & girls club
spread the love
thank you
x
tim

tim



Jan 24 2008 3:28 PM

better than here?:
Photobucket
tim

tim



Jan 23 2008 4:49 PM

doing fine?!!!
katsen

katsen



Oct 13 2007 7:12 PM

happy now?

xxkatsen
andy

andy suggett



Sep 16 2007 11:52 AM

But this is public
rooth

rooth



Sep 3 2007 11:29 AM

bigmouth bikes again!
join the 16 mile sponsored smiths landmarks bicycle ride for salford lads club restoration fund
sunday 30 september
register www.salfordladsclub.org.uk
featuring the smyths tribute band & 'everyday is like sundae' vintage ice cream van
James

James



Aug 23 2007 5:58 PM



James

James



Jul 23 2007 3:40 PM

Hey Ralphy boy, good night on friday. Seeing your pic, do one of me please.....lol
rooth

rooth



Jul 23 2007 2:37 PM

hey ralphie!
smallwhitelight

smallwhitelight



Jul 22 2007 8:02 PM

Hi Ralph-looking cool man.
barnaby

barnaby



Jul 8 2007 10:24 PM

Heya! Nice wallpaper.. In fact, nice droid. Welcome to myspace, apparently I spend a worrying amount of time here..
tim

tim



Jul 3 2007 7:50 AM

Rrrrrrrrrralph!!!!!!!
Meine Güte!
Hope you are well, old thing!?
take care
Tim
andy

andy suggett



Jul 1 2007 10:37 PM

Hello Ralpharoo...How are you? Actually, don't answer that...welcome to all this myspace nonsense
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