Life, my daughter, music, my friends, my family. In that order.
Music
Metallica, Guns N' Roses, The Fracture, The Gravity Thieves, Marilyn Manson, Staind, Incubus, Seether, Everclear, Limp Bizkit (yeah, i fucking said it, Limp Bizkit mother fuckers!), Green Day, The Riddlin Kids, Pantera, The Ramones, Klear, Godsmack, The Offspring, Ozomatli, Eminem, D-12, Ludacris, MC Lars, The Aquabats, Weezer, They Might Be Giants, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Tool, APC, pretty much anything tolerable...
R.I.P. Cliff Burton
February 10, 1962 to September 27, 1986
R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell
August 20, 1966 to December 8, 2004
Movies
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars... but we won't. We're slowly learning this fact, and we are very... VERY pissed off"
FIGHT CLUB
"I do wish we could chat longer but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye!"
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, 'These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more.'"
UHF
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
SE7EN
Television
"These guys are good, SCARY GOOD!"
BUFFALO SABRES HOCKEY
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
PINKY AND THE BRAIN
"You don't like your job, you don't quit! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. THAT'S the American way!"
THE SIMPSONS
"Did you get... Did you get that thing... Did you get that... thing... I sent you?"
HARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW
Heroes
"Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want."
JAYMZ HETFIELD
"The times aren't more violent; they're just more televised."
MARILYN MANSON
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
HOMER SIMPSON
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
I'm a Yankees fan, and will make your life a living hell during baseball season if you're a Red Sox fan.
Jaymz Hetfield from Metallica is my fucking idol
I'm not religious, although I do tend to be blasphemous at times.
A theory of mine is that if everyone else seems to love a band I've never heard, they probably suck. That theory has only been wrong once so far, about Avenged Sevenfold.
Despite the fact that I've previously said I despise movies, I'm starting to enjoy them more. I still think 90% of the movies that come out nowadays are boring pointless wastes of everyone's time, but I'm more open to watching older movies that were original for their time.
When asked what nationality I am, I always reply "American."
I like all people. Unless you voted for Bush in 2004. Then I think you're a dipshit.
My catchphrases are "People are stupid" and "I could be home watching VH-1 right now."
"Expired drivers license. Why can't a marriage license do that?"
-Al Bundy
"Usually beautiful women don't turn back into you until after I'm finished!"
-Peter Griffin
"Man don't know true happiness until he gets married. Then it's too late!"
-Jerry "The King" Lawler
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"
-Stewie
"You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it!"
-The bottle in a Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial
"What the fuck?! Why am I talking to someone in India about my computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?"
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
-Homer Simpson
"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
-Wayne Campell
"I'm a Republican, Roger. Fixing elections is my bread and butter. You know how many votes George Bush got in the first election? 7!"
-Stan Smith
"I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?"
- Dave Mustaine
"if lesbian cheerleaders cannot have sex in a bathroom stall, then the terrorists have won. game over."
-Best Week Ever
Moving objects on your screen is a lot like moving objects around your desk. For example, clicking and dragging an icon is a lot like physically picking up a pencil with your hand and dropping the pencil in a new location. Similarly, to move a screen object, you first position the mouse pointer on the object. Next, you "pick up" the object by pressing and holding down the left mouse button. While you're still holding down the mouse button, move the mouse pointer to where you want to "drop" the object, and then release the mouse button.
- Getting Started: Microsoft Windows98
I mean, think about it. Other than the war in Iraq, the Katrina disaster, the deficit, the CIA leak, torture, stopping stem cell research, homeland security, global warming and undercutting science, we've yet to really feel the negative effects of the Bush administration.
- Bill Maher
I think you are a mosh pit, extreme wrestling, Anthrax goatee Looking, computer geek!
"We have Indian vs. Native American Indian - I don't know whether to call for taxi or bingo"
-John "Bradshaw" Layfield
"America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."
-Tom Morello
"Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bull crap. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations."
-Mrs. Garrison
"Oh my god. Oh my god, what's happening to me? I'm like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him under water. (gasps) I'm just like Barbara Bush!"
-Lois Griffin
"I look like a cross between a funeral director and a douchebag. My Chemical Romance wouldn't admit that to you."
-Chris "Bob Boner" Demakes (Less Than Jake
"The camera is that way, yeah. Sense of direction I've always had, but a little help along the way, just like a good quick shove, is somethin' nice to have, yeah!"
"She's a lover, baby, and a fighter
Shoulda seen it comin' when it got a little brighter
With a name like "Dani California"
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded she was stealin' another breath
I love my baby to death"
joe, do you work at one of the hotels on the blvd? if so ill come visit some nights! i got my own place on porter, you guys will deff have to come drink. i think im pretty close to you now.
I talked to Jesse yesterday and he put me on the list..I have to come down and see about talking to Juliya about doing my next Fundraiser.. I am working on a new idea.. wait til ya getta load of this !!
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