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Average Weight Fat-Guy
Improv / Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy
Average Weight Fat-Guy If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey! It’s an Ape.

Male
31 years old
Long Beach, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/13/2009
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BioI would like to take this moment to thank my wonderful wife for all the support over the years; especially in the last year. She trusts and believed in me/us enough to allow me to follow my dreams here in NYC. I look in the mirror some days I think to myself, "What are you fighting for? Why do you continue to make these stupid little movies? Why do you always have to be, ON? Will you ever make a living using the "Talents" you have?" Then I hear my beautiful Brooklyn scream because her brother Ethan grabbed a toy from her; and I smile, knowing this is my life and I wouldn’t want it any other way. I have a great family that supports me in whatever I decide to do, but I’m letting you know right now I was not destined for mediocrity!

I’d like to send some special thanks out to my wonderful children:

Jackson: Thank you for your strength. You have shown me what toughness truly is.

Ethan: Thank you for your persistence. I know from watching you that as long as you keep trying, you will get what you want.

Brooklyn: Thank you for being so dramatic. You helped me find who I am on the inside.

All of you have helped me become the person I am. You see me without the filter I have on with the rest of the world; and you still love and adore me. I love the three of you more than words could ever express. I will always be here with you to play, to laugh, to grow, to share, to teach, and to live. I will go and get our future and I will help you go and get yours!

I love this quote and I wanted to share it with everyone. A great friend of mine once told me this..."Life is meant to be lived, man, and we only get one shot. That is all the advice I’ll give and, coincidentally, all the advice you should need."

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    Average Weight Fat-Guy's Interests
GeneralUFC, PRIDE FC, MMA, Writing, Movies, Acting, Running, Computers, Video Games, Music, and the best for last....My Children (Jackson, Ethan, & Brooklyn).
BooksAnything by Chuck Palahniuk...
Groups: 106.9 KHITSRoad ComicsDane Cook FansTulsa Comedians and EntertainersTulsaDallas ComedyTulsa SantanarchistsThe Concourse

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     Average Weight Fat-Guy's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York, New York
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Average Weight Fat-Guy's Schools
Tulsa Community College Southeast
Tulsa,Oklahoma
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Drama
Minor: English
 

1997 to 1999
Nathan Hale Hs
Tulsa,Oklahoma
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama, Speech, TV Production, and Art Club.
 

1992 to 1996

   Average Weight Fat-Guy's Networking
Film - Stunts - Performance


   Average Weight Fat-Guy's Companies
United Parcel Service
Broken Arrow, OK US
I've done it all!

September 1998 --- May 2007
!nsane 1239 Productions
New York, New York US


6-1-07 to present
Ripley-Grier Studios
New York, New York US
Cafe Manager

6/04/07 - Present


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Angela

Angela



Jan 16 2009 6:51 AM

thanks for spreading the word
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Dec 21 2008 6:56 PM

Tara Nicole

Tara Nicole



Dec 8 2008 7:14 PM

Happy anniversary to you and Heather!!! I can't believe it's been 10 years that you have been my big brother! I am proud of everything you two have accomplished in these 10 years, especially my 2 handsome nephews and 1 beautiful niece! Love you, keep taking good care of my big sis!
Ash

Ashley Lewelling



Dec 24 2008 3:07 PM

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Heather

Heather Grier



Dec 8 2008 4:44 PM

Happy 10th Anniversary!!!!!!!!
Case Face

Case Face



Dec 4 2008 2:59 PM

Hey there, what's up? Do you know when you'll be in town wanting to do the video game thing? I want to make sure I don't have a unibrow going on or something.
lol
Heather

Heather Grier



Nov 19 2008 3:39 PM


Vinny Reckless™ <TR>

Vinny Reckless



Nov 12 2008 5:54 PM

hey shayne, great song, i love old school green day especially "minority" lol how are you doing man?
sherri

sherri



Nov 1 2008 6:38 AM

man, thanks for all the comments and video links and everything I must have been away from the desk or on vacation or something! My e-mail box was full of stuff! I'll have to find more time to reply to some! Watched the new videos, just great!(i would have used a better woed like, fantastic but I just used that on someone else) so ummm anyway happy halloween!
Vinny Reckless™ <TR>

Vinny Reckless



Nov 1 2008 6:20 AM

Hey Shayne
Happy Halloween Man
I hope you and the kids had a lovely time!
Hope we don't lose touch again, write back every now and again lol

-Sincerly your friend and youtube comraid
Kydd Chaos of XIW (formely XWA)
~Jennifer~

~Jennifer~



Oct 31 2008 8:56 PM

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Hey Shayne!
Hope you & the family have a Happy & safe Halloween!!
Smiles, Jen
Linda

Linda



Oct 23 2008 12:25 AM

sushi lover?
Ricky Barrino

Ricky Barrino



Oct 1 2008 4:41 PM

Yaull Know we gonna Kill It, Right! See You There. Remember the Date!

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PALMER

Christopher Palmer



Sep 29 2008 6:22 PM

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Sam

Sam



Sep 27 2008 3:38 AM

Favorite fighter lets see. He may not be the best but I can't ever seem to find anyone I enjoy watching more than Forrest.
Oh and you better practice up I've been throwing bricks as of late, can't wait!!
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Sep 25 2008 5:17 PM

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Sep 18 2008 10:49 PM

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Sep 16 2008 5:55 PM

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CJ West

CJ West



Sep 12 2008 8:54 PM

Happy Friday.

I finished proofing A Demon Awaits today. I'm very excited about the book. When the cover art is complete, the books will start rolling off the press!!!!

I can't wait for October 15th!

CJ
Sam

Sam



Sep 12 2008 3:59 AM

All I can say is its a good thing I don't dip!! Thanks man, I would really love to come see you guys and maybe I can before to long.
Patrick

Patrick



Sep 10 2008 7:03 PM

Yeah, good times! I'm still glad that you didnt want to fight. Pretty sure you can take me.
Hows the NY? If Brecken and I ever go there, we are so taking you and the wife out to dinner!
PALMER

Christopher Palmer



Sep 11 2008 3:34 AM

Wow that is crazy! I didnt realize that we both have a large nose.
J/K Their names look a lot alike!!
The Myth: Rupert Gnome

 The Myth: Rupert Gnome



Sep 9 2008 3:55 PM

Thaks for thr add, Me love the page.. Glad to see you dont have any evil cats on it
Heather

Heather Grier



Aug 30 2008 6:15 PM

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Audball

Audrey Treuter



Aug 20 2008 5:12 PM

Really? I thought he favored Chris more! lol!!! Miss you too! Have you figured out when you are coming back yet?
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