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Instant Asshole
Punk / Hardcore / Rock

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Oakland, California
United States

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Member Since3/8/2005
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NEW INSTANT ASSHOLE SONG UP Go To:

http://www.instantasshole.com

Click on the Skate Til You Die ! page , turn it up and listen to leasa wipe out on the skate board then the song begins.

Cant get this on myspace, cant get this on last fm. Cant get this on itunes or even at tankcrimes !

Only at instantasshole.com

NEXT SHOW !

JULY 25th MOSSWOOD PARK 3PM 5 bands!

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS BENEFIT FREE !

WIRED MAGAZINE REPORTS

MAJOR LABEL RECORD COMPANIES INVOLVED IN NEW MYSPACE MUSIC !!

WIRED MAGAZINE- April 3 2008 http://www.wired.com/wired/

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- MySpace, which has lured millions of big acts and garage bands alike to build profiles on the popular social networking hub to attract fans, said Thursday it will turn those pages into portals for selling music, merchandise and more.

Helping back the new MySpace Music are three of the biggest recording companies -Vivendi SA's Universal Music Group, Sony BMG Music Entertainment and Warner Music Group Corp. Financial terms of the partnership were not disclosed, but each of the music companies will receive an unspecified equity stake in the new company, said Chris DeWolfe, MySpace co-founder and chief executive. The fourth-largest music company, EMI Group PLC, is not part of the deal. DeWolfe said MySpace is in licensing talks with "everyone" but declined to say where discussions stand with EMI, home to artists such as Coldplay and Norah Jones.

MySpace Music, which will roll out gradually in coming months, will enable artists to sell music downloads, concert tickets and merchandise such as T-shirts through their profile pages and to offer ringtones through a unit of MySpace parent News Corp.

"We believe that the Web is becoming increasingly more social," DeWolfe said during a conference call. "MySpace Music is a new way of experiencing music online that everyone can participate in."

Fans also will be able stream audio and video for free through musical artists' profile pages.

DeWolfe said some tracks will be sold without copy-protection safeguards but noted that the major labels had committed only to experimenting with offering content in an unrestricted format. Selling music without the copy protections that make such tracks incompatible with Apple Inc.'s iPod music players could place MySpace Music in direct competition with existing digital music stores such as Apple's iTunes, Amazon.com, Napster Inc. and others, analysts said.

"It's definitely got a lot of potential to it, but how much it really changes the game is yet to be determined," said Michael Gartenberg, vice president and research director for JupiterResearch.

"This is one of those important events in the history of digital music and it has a lot of potential going forward."

MySpace may also be looking for ways to maintain its lead on rival social network Facebook, which has been gaining in popularity.

James McQuivey, digital music analyst for Forrester Research, noted that the venture is wisely aiming to serve as a one-stop portal for music fans.

"A MySpace music store is exactly the right step to get the music industry to the next level because it recognizes that consumers don't just buy music, they experience it ... That's what people do with music already on MySpace, it's what has made Last.FM and iMeem.com so popular so quickly," he said.

The company declined to discuss pricing or other revenue details. In 2006, MySpace began letting artists sell music from their profile pages using a third-party technology, but that capability never was integrated into the site the way MySpace Music's storefront will be, DeWolfe said. MySpace, which boasts more than 110 million monthly users, has more than 5 million profile pages showcasing major label artists, independents and unsigned acts. All those artists would eventually be able to take advantage of MySpace Music's offerings, the company said.

MySpace Music will operate as a separate company, with a president who reports to DeWolfe and to a board of directors that will include representatives from the recording companies. MySpace had been discussing the venture with music companies for several months, during which MySpace and Universal Music overcame a major hurdle - a copyright infringement lawsuit Universal brought against MySpace in 2006 over alleged illegal music sharing. The two companies settled the dispute when MySpace agreed to pay Universal $100 million, according to a person familiar with the settlement who spoke on condition of anonymity because the terms are confidential. Sony BMG is a joint venture of Sony Corp. and Bertelsmann AG. Shares of Warner Music rose 2 cents to close at $5.81. News Corp. shares rose 17 cents to $20.17.

http://instantasshole.tripod.com

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Influences

The bands inluences are:

Drugs, alcohol, stupid people and ......hey, can you get me another beer?.....thanks....what was the question?

DEMO COVER

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Oh yes, Is Organ Magazine really cool???.....God damn right it is! These folks taught us to think for ourselves and drink with our friends. Before, we used to think for our friends and drink alone. We were so lost.

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ALTERNATIVES TO MYSPACE

7-16-2009

I searched for years and read terms of service for many sites and still search and read today. This is what I am doing today as an alternative to myspace and or other corp owned friendshare distributors. Instant asshole decided to allow some control to our record label to allow sales of downloads through their service (up til this point we we not allowing tankcrimes to sell our songs as downloads). Luckily Tankcrimes has a good set up with IODA which helped us make our decision to work with Scotty through IODA.

First IODA allows some control to the label and each band to allow where songs are sold. (ex. you cannot get instant asshole downloads at starfucks.com) well maybe at starfucks but you see what I mean.

Second, we were also able to negotiate our terms of service with Scotty at Tankcrimes because he is our friend and we have his number and know where he lives. We were lucky that way, to have a relationship with a label that has good digital distribution terms. I definately recomend to bands that you negotiate your digital distribution terms when ever you can to your favor.

Third, leasas mom bought the domain name instantasshole.com and has been setting up a site there for us. Which is important. I have been an internet bum, all these years never paying for anything online but am well aware that owning your own domain name is the best form of internet advertising there is. So, we are very happy with that and soon we will take it over and be the primary webmasters and be able to update and maintain it more frequently.

So now we own our domain name (instantasshole.com) and are constructing our site. Take a look :

http://www.instantasshole.com

Instant Asshole will be keeping our myspace site but moving all content to :

WWW.INSTANTASSHOLE.COM

The myspace site will serve to direct people to our new pages and to hold the INSTANT ASSHOLE spot here so we can still maintain a presence and we will respond to messages and comments the same mainly just our music and copyright controlable content is not available on myspace.

Our Default Pic the, "Same Shit Different Asshole" graphic, is a banned myspace and photobucket picture for some reason. Anyone who copies it and tries to upload it the photo gets removed. So I think becasue we have had a presence on myspace longer than Fox News Corp. that for some reason our version of this picture is allowed.

In the early days of myspace our defaul ID pic was used by myspace as an expample of a good use of color for use as a profile pic.

perhaps this early use as a directory icon, classified our version of this pic in a different way. ?? unsure?

So, this picture will stay as is. Some say its outdated now, but so is this page and therefore the pic shows that the page is dormant/stagnant/archival.

peace,

John the Baker

Sounds LikeCut yer ears off put em in a blender turn to highest setting what does that sound like?....how can you hear without any ears?...This makes no sence you people are stupid....hey, can you get me another beer? thanks....................

FOR BOOKING SHOWS PLEASE CONTACT BILL AT

radikaldot@yahoo.com

http://www.instantasshole.com

Record LabelTANKCRIMES

http://www.tankcrimes.com

Type of LabelIndie


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Jul 25 2009 3:00P
Mosswood Park Oakland, California
Aug 14 2009 8:00P
hazmat Oakland, California
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
Evil Dead Shed Concord, California
Sep 23 2009 8:00P
start 2wk. California Tour Santa Cruz, California
Sep 24 2009 8:00P
coast/monterery Montery ca, California
Sep 25 2009 8:00P
coastal/san luis obispo San Luis Opispo, California
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LA TBA LA/Hollywood, California
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LA area TBA LA TBA, California
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EUREKA all ages Eureka
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http://www.instantasshole.com

9-25 2008

Today I removed the rest of our songs off this site. Myspace Music has (what looks like) officially changed hands and is now run by the major record labels. We dont support the industries approach to music and its capitolistic overtones. We are musicians who love to create and perform and entertain. We are not business people with a plan to make a buttload of cash . We dont want to be associated with Myspace, Myspace Music or the major label record industry. We are 4 people who rock and are not going to comprimi8se to sell more records or reach more people with our message. Our message is not unique, if you havent gotten it yet we by dumbing it down are not going to be able to make you understand it better. BE NICE TO THE WORLD AND ITS INHABIUTANTS. THIS IS NOT A GAME FOR YOU TO WIN OR LOSE. THIS IS REAL LIFE. WE ARE REAL PEOPLE. MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR PEOPLE TO SHARE THEIR IDEAS DONT MAKE PEOPLES IDEAS A WAY FOR YOU TO MAKE MONEY FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN. LIVE FREE OR DIE ! Photobucket Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

What constitutes being an asshole, well my discriptions is : Someone who is a thorn in the side of whatever situatioin he finds himself (she or he him or herself) So here we are on myspace so we are trying to educate and inform while being assholes thats kind of what we do. So this myspace thing has got some realy problems and we decided that we would take down our content and put it somewhere else. So if you want to hear our songs they are at:

TANKCRIMES RECORDS

http://www.tankcrimes.com

INSTANT ASSHOLE MERCHANDICE AND MUSIC

http://www.instantasshole.com

SHIRTS are AVAILABLE as well as our new 7" DUI or DIE from our online merch store. You can click on the links or copy and paste this link into your browser:

http://www.instantasshole.com

Instant Asshole Merch Booth !

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These shirts are great gifts for your friends that embarass you when you are out at the parties or shows. Make them wear these shirts so others know they are complete assholes!!! Take pictures of your friends with an IA shirt on and send it to us and we will send you free shit.

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DONT DO IT ARMY - dontdoitarmy.com


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Instant Asshole's Friends Comments
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R.A.T.S. (Officially playing 7.25 @ Time Out)





Jul 17 2009 11:32 PM

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Dissimulated (Whiskey Today!)





Jul 17 2009 5:34 PM

just droppin some shit on your page!!!
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check out our music
Gutwrench





Jul 16 2009 5:52 PM

Thanks man,
    you guys fucking rock, as usuall!
-mark
Josh





Jul 15 2009 6:02 PM

LOL HAAHHAHAHA that was a pretty funny video thanx!!!!!!!!!!
Migraine





Jul 15 2009 4:55 PM

bad antics
NiHiLiST CUNT!





Jul 15 2009 8:53 AM


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rock my ass





Jul 14 2009 1:49 PM

Josh





Jul 13 2009 8:33 PM

hey guy's you guys would'int happen to know anymore funny ass videos would you LOL<:)
ツTeh Cookie Monster™





Jul 12 2009 11:34 PM

Alrighty [: Hope you guys do go. Let me know please :D
"dont fuck this up"PRESENTS





Jul 12 2009 11:12 PM

AWESUME SHIT LASTNITE!!THE SHOW GOES ON,YEAH!
SK8 TILL YA DIE!!
+d.f.t.u+
Plastic Fact Records





Jul 12 2009 10:36 PM

Killer set last night, thanks for sticking it out!!!
ER!K





Jul 12 2009 8:32 PM


April





Jul 12 2009 7:13 PM

thatd be cool but i live far away, have a good show tho (:
MANOLO





Jul 11 2009 11:22 PM

oi oi,cool soundz fellow,thanx 4d add.
P.M.R.C - FILTHY FIFTEEN OUT NOW!





Jul 10 2009 5:12 PM

Yes, unfortunately Cole will be departing the band and Derek has made a swift and fast move to another band in LA starting tomorrow. So Derek will no longer be in the band and TJ will be covering on drums tomorrow night, but this is Cole's last show!!! So come on out and give some support and say farewell!!

The band will be continuing on with friends Mason on drums and Andrew on guitar in the coming months. So stick around and stay tuned for upcoming shows with the new line up!

H 1 N 1





Jul 10 2009 7:42 AM




Trevor





Jul 10 2009 2:52 AM

HOWOBAMAGOTELECTED.COM

THE MEDIA MISSINFORMED THE PUBLIC FOR THE PAST ELECTION. FIND OUT THE TRUTH EVERYONE WITH THIS VIDEO!!
Reverend H Chronicles





Jul 10 2009 2:38 AM

i love your pic rock the fuk out, i totally agree

have a great week
rev h
NEBUR SETH ONILECRAM(newsongs)





Jul 10 2009 12:02 AM

Red, Black & Blue Radio





Jul 9 2009 6:57 PM

This is BIG!! LIVE BROADCAST of Long Island Punk BBQ!!!!!!
Red Black and Blue Radio will be Streaming the ENTIRE event from 11am Saturday til 1 or 2 am Sunday WHEN EVER ITS OVER!!! (the first hour will be a sort of systems check, doors are at Noon) That's eastern time on ScrubRadio.com This is our first LIVE Broadcast Event so its either going to fucking rule or suck miserably! I'm leaning toward RULING!! But you won't know if you don't listen!! If you live in the Long Island NYC area come out to the show! This is a killer line-up that you wont want to miss!!

-Mike

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Baby Sandwiches





Jul 9 2009 1:33 AM

nux deluxe





Jul 7 2009 8:33 PM

instant asshole love

just add kisses?

instant hippie

instant hippies (-----?, mad mike, my roomie B)

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815

just for good measure, here's our house! dave says hi and just rants and raves about what good people you are. please feel welcome in our home any time you are in the area!

from the portland show at the orphanage...sorry it took so long but i had to buy an expensive USB for my camera.
-julie generic


Kaley Nelson Photography





Jul 7 2009 3:11 AM

awesome, i'll see if i can make it out that night then!
swΔmp thΔng





Jul 6 2009 7:33 PM

haha yeah i bet. i have a month until im twenty one so then i can go to your twenty one and ups soon.
Andrew Stone ~THE most BLOCKED Artist ON myspace!~





Jul 6 2009 10:07 AM

hi
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