After turning down several offers from Columbia, RCA, EMI and Atlantic, Brandon has retreated to the mountain... It is here that he and his friends fish regularly and play games involving spitting in one another's hands.
Really though, this is some dismal, angry, spiteful, unoriginal shit. You're probably a worse person for having heard this. Brandon apologizes to the offended.
Just wanted to qualify that statement by specifically narrowing it to refer to the new tunes just posted--well, really "I'll be Waiting." The rest don't sound like Nickelback.
Oh, good job. I didn't think anyone could take the brooding machismo of Johnny Cash and Hank Williams and make it sound so truly Brokebackian. And FYI, if you are going to purport to be a fisherman, you should know that a bait and tackle is NOT a gay sexual position.
did you ever write that oh-so-embarassing tune that you refused to play for us at our house despite the fact that sunny santa cruz was indeed the best inspiration you couldve asked for and not only that but you had to have been helped by a solid night's rest on the giant red penis in gay-ass brett's room.
your music speaks in tongues to me.
mainly, it tells me to drink and continue influencing you.
don't worry, after the gay woman artist and a convention full of 13-year-old yaoi loving chicks, you'll have more influence. you bet your goddamn, ennis del mar lovin' ass.
