M.O.N.C.
M.O.N.C. (Men On No Cooter)

Male
82 years old
Monistary, Washington
United States



Last Login: 1/26/2009
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GeneralWe are calling all men. Married or single, gay or straight. It matters not. If you have lived without Cooter, you now have a place you belong. Whether you have been without Cooter for two days, two years, or two decades, join us. We know we are not alone. We know the world is ready for Men On No Cooter.
MusicThe music of the M.O.N.C.'en soul. Anything that can lift a Brothers heart while the Cooter is away. Mostly angry rock music, because Brothers are usually angery when not getting any.
MoviesAction, Comedy, Porn......Lots and Lots of Porn. Debbie Does Dallas, anything with the Hedgehog(If I have to explain who the Hedgehog is, then you haven't watched enough porn), Anything with Kate Beckensale in plether.
TelevisionH.B.HO., Skinamax, The Man Show, Robot Chicken, South Park, Invader Zim, Lost, Monk (ha ha), House, Scrubs, Eureka, Battlestar Galactica, anything to keep the mind off the Cooter, or on it if that is what you are seeking.
BooksThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Tantric Sex, Advanced Yoga Practices
HeroesAll Brother's of M.O.N.C.DUM that have survived with, and without the Ol' Mighty Cooter.

     M.O.N.C.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Coove
Body type:6' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:In college
Occupation:Students
Income:$45,000 to $60,000



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   M.O.N.C.'s Blurbs
About me:
We are the Brotherhood of Men On No Cooter or M.O.N.C. We are men who have learned to live with little or no Cooter in our lives. We bare no grudges or hold anyone at fault for the lack of Cooter. We have just accepted the fact that Cooter is not in the cards for us. Be it that we can't get any due to the way we look or if we are in a relationship, but she won't give it up, that would qualify as being a M.O.N.C. We are men that have had for some reason, one way or another, the lack of sex. Not by choice, but by circumstances that make a man a M.O.N.C. We are everywhere and anywhere. We could be your neighbor, brother, or friend. We mean no harm, we just want every man to know, if he has had to live without Cooter, we understand. We feel for you and you are not alone. Join us and be apart of Men On No Cooter. This is a Brotherhood, a Brotherhood not in secret, a voice for all those men out there that understand.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Every single member of the Natural Order of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood (No Maam.) For they Paved the way for the Borhterhood of M.O.N.C. The founders of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. They may not share our exact philosophy, but they started the men's club. They made it ok to be a man with a voice. Mahatma Gandi Dalhi Lama MySpace Layouts Contact Tables

   


   


   


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WORLD OF LIES





Jun 25 2009 1:29 AM

Our band just put out a new split CD!!! If you get a chance, go check it out!

 







Toe Tag World Of Lies Split CD. (14 Songs)



Toe Tag's 1st offering on CD featuring Blaine, Alex Maggotbrain and Steve O'Ring from The Accused!!!



6 new Grind/ Thrash/ Punk songs from World Of Lies.



Recorded 2009 @ RGP Studios



CLICK ON IMAGE FOR MORE INFO & MP3'S


World Of Lies music can be found at the following online stores...


 iTunes U.S.  -  iTunes Australia/N.Z.  -  iTunes Canada -  iTunes UK/European Union - iTunes Japan -  Rhapsody - Napster - eMusic - Sony Connect - IMVU - Amazon MP3 - Lala - Shockhound - Amie Street - Amazon On Demand - Ebay – Myspace

Tony





May 14 2009 3:08 PM

Our band just put out a new split CD!!! If you get a change, go check it out!

 







Toe Tag World Of Lies Split CD. (14 Songs)



Toe Tag's 1st offering on CD featuring Blaine, Alex Maggotbrain and Steve O'Ring from The Accused!!!



6 new songs from World Of Lies.



Recorded 2009 @ RGP Studios



$10.00 POSTAGE PAID U$A



$12.00 POSTAGE PAID WORLD



CLICK ON IMAGE FOR MORE INFO & MP3'S


World Of Lies music can be found at the following online stores...


 iTunes U.S.  -  iTunes Australia/N.Z.  -  iTunes Canada -  iTunes UK/European Union - iTunes Japan -  Rhapsody - Napster - eMusic - Sony Connect - IMVU - Amazon MP3 - Lala - Shockhound - Amie Street - Amazon On
Demand - Ebay - Myspace

Celticpheonix (M.O.N.C.)





Jan 7 2009 2:36 AM

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Can you beat my score on this quiz?

Guess the famous movie from the STICK FIGURE DRAWING!



I got 100%. Can you do any better?





It's only a dream.......





Nov 9 2008 1:10 AM

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Can you beat my score on this quiz?

Guess the famous movie from the STICK FIGURE DRAWING!



I got 92%. Can you do any better?





$100 Dolla Hits/GDMG





Jun 8 2008 12:35 AM

Thanx for the add!! I appreciate the love, do me a favor though...I got new music out, so please hit my page up and give me your honest opinion about my music, thx... & Don't be a stranger...


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Jun 3 2008 12:43 AM

Are you like me? Take my "My Greatest Sin" Quiz to find out!
~just me~





May 21 2008 4:10 AM

Hey M.O.N.C.

, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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May 18 2008 3:12 AM

Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
It's only a dream.......





May 14 2008 8:03 AM



Can you beat my score on the "Big Trouble In Little China Quiz" quiz?





Who is this character?



a) Wang Chu

b) Wang Fun

c) Wang Chi

d) Wang Fan



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May 13 2008 3:23 PM

Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
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Apr 3 2008 2:39 AM

M.O.N.C. Films!!!

Everything movies!

For M.O.N.C.
dum!
Ric


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Mar 27 2008 6:55 PM

Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
Ric


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Mar 17 2008 3:46 PM

Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
bR@|\|d{}n B|_|Ck





Feb 5 2008 5:18 AM

Thank you for the support and posting my testimony; I am now more fully commited to the Brotherhood than ever. I will be spreading the good word for those who still suffer and need a friend of M.O.N.C. (like those seek friends of Bill W).
~just me~





Feb 5 2008 2:21 AM

just droping in... for a 6 month check up... yep still no cooter....
JJ





Dec 31 2007 3:17 AM

Hey did i show you this video from the other night yet?


http://vids.mspace.com/indexcfm?fuseaction=s3h2vJsZ1Z.individual&VideoID=13294826
JJ





Nov 28 2007 9:50 PM

Hey!! i finally finished my profile that i mentioned the other day on that dating site

Click here to check it out, some of these freaks even got cams and are single or claim to be LMAO!!
Madden Alexander





Oct 30 2007 9:36 PM

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The GODLESS One





Oct 23 2007 3:45 AM

can you believe we went to highschool with this chick?

http://profile.myspace.com.index.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.10461.pchhi.cn
Jeffrey





Aug 28 2007 6:46 AM

You are all awesome. Feels good to be without, because of your group!
Madden Alexander





Aug 21 2007 4:43 PM

Happy National Spumoni Day from Heidland.com
It's only a dream.......





Aug 11 2007 6:21 PM

Fuck ya Brothers, we have cracked the 100 members mark. -----M.O.N.C. Brother Don
BroadZilla





Aug 11 2007 5:47 PM

why would you delete my comment? i'm just soooo glad we're friends!

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Aug 10 2007 2:33 PM

Do you see my friend!?! Beg as you do at the feet of yon wench and thou shalt encounter only toes! The same toes that will one day be kicking your ass into the street! Toes that will one day grind into the dirt the shattered remains of your torn out heart!!!!
or
Ah, the heavily endowed bitch cowers in fear before the marauder! loathsome female woe to man! it vexes me why thine species does not commit mass suicide! for yea- how many a proud, strong man hath crawled through thy whisical hells in putrid attempt to gaze upon those-really big lung hammers!!!! kneel now before your superior!!!!!!
by Drew Hayes auther of Poison elves
A second year of awesome.





Aug 8 2007 10:47 PM

Awesome, thanks.
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