M.O.N.C.
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M.O.N.C. (Men On No Cooter)
Male
82 years old
Monistary, Washington
United States
Last Login: 1/26/2009
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blessed
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M.O.N.C.'s Interests
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| General | We are calling all men. Married or single, gay or straight. It matters not. If you have lived without Cooter, you now have a place you belong. Whether you have been without Cooter for two days, two years, or two decades, join us. We know we are not alone. We know the world is ready for Men On No Cooter.
| | Music | The music of the M.O.N.C.'en soul. Anything that can lift a Brothers heart while the Cooter is away. Mostly angry rock music, because Brothers are usually angery when not getting any. | | Movies | Action, Comedy, Porn......Lots and Lots of Porn. Debbie Does Dallas, anything with the Hedgehog(If I have to explain who the Hedgehog is, then you haven't watched enough porn), Anything with Kate Beckensale in plether. | | Television | H.B.HO., Skinamax, The Man Show, Robot Chicken, South Park, Invader Zim, Lost, Monk (ha ha), House, Scrubs, Eureka, Battlestar Galactica, anything to keep the mind off the Cooter, or on it if that is what you are seeking. | | Books | The Complete Idiot's Guide to Tantric Sex, Advanced Yoga Practices | | Heroes | All Brother's of M.O.N.C.DUM that have survived with, and without the Ol' Mighty Cooter. |
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M.O.N.C.'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | The Coove | | Body type: | 6' 9" / Average | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Students | | Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
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Brother Brandon’s Testimony
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Readings From The Scroll of M.O.N.C.-- Brother Brent
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Readings from the Scroll Of M.O.N.C.-- Punnishments
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Reading From The Scroll Of The Brotherhood Of M.O.N.C.-- Brother Matt
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Readins From The Scroll Of The Brotherhood Of M.O.N.C.-- Brother Don
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About me:
We are the Brotherhood of Men On No Cooter or M.O.N.C. We are men who have learned to live with little or no Cooter in our lives. We bare no grudges or hold anyone at fault for the lack of Cooter. We have just accepted the fact that Cooter is not in the cards for us. Be it that we can't get any due to the way we look or if we are in a relationship, but she won't give it up, that would qualify as being a M.O.N.C. We are men that have had for some reason, one way or another, the lack of sex. Not by choice, but by circumstances that make a man a M.O.N.C. We are everywhere and anywhere. We could be your neighbor, brother, or friend. We mean no harm, we just want every man to know, if he has had to live without Cooter, we understand. We feel for you and you are not alone. Join us and be apart of Men On No Cooter. This is a Brotherhood, a Brotherhood not in secret, a voice for all those men out there that understand.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Every single member of the Natural Order of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood (No Maam.) For they Paved the way for the Borhterhood of M.O.N.C.
The founders of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. They may not share our exact philosophy, but they started the men's club. They made it ok to be a man with a voice.
Mahatma Gandi
Dalhi Lama
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