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  • Billy Myers

  • 26 / Male
  • Orlando, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 1/7/2010

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Interests

  • General

    Good music is like a religious experience. Guitars and gear. Old cars. Getting to take a crowbar or a banjo and smashing it into anything. Shitting on people's chests. Halloween. Skulls. Caffeine. Probably making fun of you.
  • Music

    I listen to a lot of music. A lot more and a lot more styles than most would assume. Go and listen to these 3 artists and make a mushy pile out of their songs and that's what I'm listening to. Tom Waits is the Father. Waylon Jennings is the son Sly and the Family Stone is the holy spirit. Also, the roots are amazing. Get your hands on the tipping point or phrenology like yesterday.
  • Movies

    There are a handful that I could quote for the rest of my life. Tombstone, The Big Lebowski, Meet the Feebles, Hudson Hawk, Cool Hand Luke, and as of the second it came out The Dark Knight
  • Television

    Wonder Showzen(RIP), ATHF, Squidbillies, Lucky Louie(RIP, Rome(RIP) and Mr. Show with Bob and David(RIP), and I'm late to the game but I'm in love with Dexter right now.
  • Books

    I read lots of them, but I need to get back into reading regularly. Fucking library cards.
  • Heroes

    Tom Waits, Doc Holiday, Johnny Cash, Mike Patton, Lemmy, um...those are more just guys I think are bad ass than heroes, but it'll have to do I reckon.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Orlando, FL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school

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About me:

If you really need to know anything about me, my screen name on AIM is billyclg. Do it up.

My name's Billy. I chain smoke and drink whiskey. I have a strong appreciation for people who can properly utilize vulgar language and an even deeper appreciation for the word cunt in and of itself.
The only certain thing about life is that it ends. What are people going to remember about you? Your wallet size or the caliber of your character? I'd prefer the latter. I'd also prefer to go out with a fucking bang.
Laugh at life, because odds are it's doing the same thing.



This is what I do...


This is who I am...

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Comments

Displaying 25 of 646 comments
  • Dec 13 2009 12:35 AM

    I lurve you
  • Dec 10 2009 6:00 PM

    two brand new videos we just shot, let me know what ya think



    adam





    HAPPY FELLOWS





    CODY NEEDS A RIDE

  • Dec 9 2009 10:06 PM

    hahaha oh you are such a silly billy! Lol you and i have always been like that.. you getting mad and not talking to me for a while because i say this or that.. vice versa
    but anyhoo.. ( You cant stay mad at me!)
    How is gf? and the baby?! How far along is she now? do you know the sex yet?! tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hope you had a good bday punk!
    ttyl
  • Dec 9 2009 3:16 AM

    Why did you delete me from other stuff? wtf billy.
  • Dec 7 2009 11:28 PM

    Happy bday!
  • Oct 18 2009 9:43 PM

  • Oct 13 2009 8:04 PM

    I love you so much baby
  • Oct 6 2009 4:33 PM

    NEW Video, i hope you can handle it, haha



  • Sep 23 2009 4:22 AM

    another bambino and you didn't tell me?  for shame.  I guess I should call more often.
    life has been fucking crazy... I'm off tomorrow though, maybe we can catch up for a few.
  • Sep 15 2009 1:28 AM

    SUCK IT!
  • Sep 15 2009 1:28 AM

    Blue ghost...
  • Sep 7 2009 12:35 AM

    that's the bling... that's funny.  at least I find it entertaining...
  • Aug 25 2009 11:39 PM

    Oh my god, I'm totally at your show right now. You can totally never conplain that I don't come out. The end.
  • Aug 11 2009 3:07 AM

    your default profile pic bothers me. it looks like you probably smell bad (probably like mustard) and that you're trying to touch someone inapproriately. on the right track here?
  • Aug 10 2009 2:27 AM

    on twitter it's @hollyizm
  • Aug 7 2009 1:08 PM

    I understand retail therapy... but for me I end up with something I don't need and I still feel empty inside.
    We'll talk soon!
  • Aug 7 2009 12:31 AM

    Right on.  Conrad's got a season or something of it too.  Guess I need to get motivated.
  • Aug 6 2009 11:09 PM

    I still haven't seen much Squidbillies but my buddy Conrad loves it.  I understand dude has a variety of amazing hats.
  • Aug 5 2009 2:06 PM

    1 week from tonight

    the social orlando

  • Aug 6 2009 1:37 AM

    I'd never delete your inappropriate comments!
  • Aug 4 2009 8:01 PM

    we could have gotten u a ride...no one brought a gift jus themself...and i didnt get to drunk just nice a buzzed right where i like to be when i drink...it was ok...maybe next time u can come out
  • Aug 1 2009 8:21 PM

    Suck it.
  • Aug 1 2009 6:48 PM

    should be heather is gonna try and get me drunk...ur more then welcome to come out
  • Jul 29 2009 9:56 PM

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Jul 29 2009 7:42 PM

    I have to poop...oh wait..you're walking out of the bedroom...nevermind comment!!