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Ira Proctor
Stand-Up
"It’s not spelled Ira Procter... did you? I’m from Boston, don’t feel bad I’ve seen ProctA!"

Male
84 years old
Astoria, NY and Canton, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
Mood: lethargic Mood Image
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    Ira Proctor's Interests
GeneralRocking
MusicROCK!
MoviesRocky
TelevisionRockford Files
BooksI read lots of books. History books and stuff by Mark Twain, Larry McMurtry, and Carl Sagan are among my favorites. I never thought it would happen to me, but somehow I became an avid reader. Looking at it from the outside TV seems much better... who knew? I've also found relaxing with a good book on tape, an Irish Coffee (w/ Jamison's), and a Monticristo No2 is a hell of a way to relax. As for mags, I think every house in America should have a copy of the Skeptial Inquirer, Discovery, and The Scientific American; in that order. I also think Oprah should be taken off the air just for recomending "The Secret." Also, as a side note, she should be thrown in jail on charges of crimes against humanity for finding "Dr. Phil." The same goes for Montell for having that grizzled bitch Sylvia Brown on his show and even suggesting the idea people could have ESP. This was supposed to be about what books I like wasn't it? Sorry, read "Captain Stormfields Trip To Heaven" and "Letters from the Earth" if you haven't. I enjoyed them very much.
HeroesTHE THING... he was made of rock.
Groups: BRING BACK LUCKY LOUIE!!!

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     Ira Proctor's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Middleboro/Canton MA
Body type:0' 1" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Comic


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 16 2008 10:30P
Just For Laughs "New Faces" Montreal
Jul 18 2008 9:00P
Just For Laughs "New Faces" @ Kola Note Montreal
Jul 26 2008 8:00P
The Chateau Manchester NH
Aug 8 2008 9:00P
The Comedy Lounge @ Radisson Hyannis MA
Aug 9 2008 9:00P
The Comedy Lounge @ Radisson Hyannis MA
Aug 15 2008 7:30A
All-Pro Comedy ?? NH
Aug 15 2008 8:00P
Private Show Palm Beach FL
Sep 5 2008 7:30P
All-Pro Comedy Ringe NH
Sep 16 2008 8:00P
Boston Comedy Festival Contest Boston MA
Sep 19 2008 7:30P
All-Pro Comedy Nashua
Sep 25 2008 7:00P
Framingham State College Framingham MA
Oct 10 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Connection Saugus MA
Oct 11 2008 7:30P
The Comedy Connection Saugus MA
Oct 11 2008 9:45P
The Comedy Connection Saugus MA
Nov 13 2008 8:00P
Catch A Rising Star Providence RI
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
Catch A Rising Star Providence RI
Nov 14 2008 10:00P
Catch A Rising Star Providence RI
Nov 15 2008 8:00P
Catch A Rising Star Providence RI
Nov 15 2008 10:00P
Catch A Rising Star Providence RI

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TheCazz





Jul 13 2008 7:52 PM

congrats Ira on Montreal you worked hard
Sparky Schneider





Jul 14 2008 11:28 AM

Happy Belated Birthday and Congrats on the JFL!!!
Isn't 84 a little old for a new face?
JOHN DAVID





Jul 9 2008 2:20 PM

happy birthday Ira....
JOHN DAVID





May 23 2008 7:45 AM

HI IRA

nice to see you last night.

I think we are doing the D.C. gig together.
Bob Lav !





May 11 2008 10:43 AM

great show last night in prov.
lots of laughs! thanks!
Bethany Van Delft





May 1 2008 11:16 AM

Hi! Great seeing you, and to get to talk some last night.
See you Friday!
ZipStohr





Apr 28 2008 5:41 PM

Very funny comedian...Check this guy out!!!! Thanks for a great show!
ACE ACETO





Apr 22 2008 8:25 PM

Hey man, Thanks for the friend request. It was great to finally work with you and I hope to cross paths again. Thanks too for the beers & gang raping.
Ace
Coomer





Apr 9 2008 10:10 PM

Nice working with you again, after all these years. And yes, you're still my hero.
Renata





Apr 9 2008 7:22 PM

yesterday i spent a fairly long amount of time having a conversation about how fricken funny you are
and it suddenly dawned on me that no one's ever had or will have that kind of conversation behind my back about me
so im just posting this compliment to you in order to let you know that i am mad at you, for being the reason i came to that harsh realization about life

stay funny, bubble burster

:o)
hope all's well
xrenatax
Jeffrodisiac





Mar 31 2008 10:47 AM

Hey funny man! How are you? When I got back from this deployment you need to come to Tampa and do a show!!! You're one of the funniest stand-ups I've seen.......
Jack Hurney





Mar 25 2008 1:09 PM

hey how were the Broads when you
travelling abroad ? JAck
Timmy B





Mar 17 2008 11:58 AM

Great weekend, my friend! Thanks for the laughs and the drinks!! I'm off to Chicago in a few weeks, but I'll be heading back East a lot I'm sure. Go with God, young soldier! See you next time!
Comedy by Jenski





Mar 17 2008 7:56 PM

Thanks for the add, funny man. I challenge you to a game of air hockey next time you are in P-town.
Cheers,
Jenski