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Ira Proctor
Stand-Up
Ira Proctor Male
86 years old
Canton, Mass, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login: 10/21/2009
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TV ShowsHere are some things I’ve done.
FilmsI Got Laid ..
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and if you haven’t gone by now you’re kind of a dick. What more do you want? Well, I hope at least you'll listen to what Carl has to say.

    Ira Proctor's Interests
GeneralRocking
MusicROCK!
MoviesRocky
TelevisionRockford Files
BooksI read lots of books. History books and stuff by Mark Twain, Larry McMurtry, and Carl Sagan are among my favorites. I never thought it would happen to me, but somehow I became an avid reader. Looking at it from the outside TV seems much better... who knew? I've also found relaxing with a good book on tape, an Irish Coffee (w/ Jamison's), and a Monticristo No2 is a hell of a way to relax. As for mags, I think every house in America should have a copy of the Skeptial Inquirer, Discovery, and The Scientific American; in that order. I also think Oprah should be taken off the air just for recomending "The Secret." Also, as a side note, she should be thrown in jail on charges of crimes against humanity for finding "Dr. Phil." The same goes for Montell for having that grizzled bitch Sylvia Brown on his show and even suggesting the idea people could have ESP. This was supposed to be about what books I like wasn't it? Sorry, read "Captain Stormfields Trip To Heaven" and "Letters from the Earth" if you haven't. I enjoyed them very much.
HeroesLARRY BIRD and JOE LIST.
Groups: BRING BACK LUCKY LOUIE!!!

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     Ira Proctor's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Middleboro/Canton MA
Body type:0' 1" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Comic


   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 4 2009 9:00P
The Comedy Lounge Hyannis MA
Sep 5 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Lounge Hyannis MA
Sep 5 2009 10:00P
The Comedy Lounge Hyannis MA
Sep 6 2009 9:00P
The Comedy Lounge Hyannis MA

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DENNIS

DENNIS



Apr 24 2009 3:07 AM

great show in leominster,good luck with the comedy central thing
Mike vs the Moonbats

 Mike vs the Moonbats



Dec 23 2008 2:10 AM

Merry Christmas!

Rock on!!!!!
Dom

Dom



Dec 23 2008 4:44 PM

Yo Ira,
Thanks for the request.
Is this thing on?
Renata

Renata



Nov 13 2008 3:14 PM

Mark Twain once said "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

Well you sir are armed and dangerous!!!

Awesome show last weekend! So great to get to watch you pull a Springsteen; what a good time.
:o)
Nick & Brad’s open mic comedy night

Nick & Brad’s open mic comedy night



Nov 12 2008 12:49 PM

Why don't you call us any more you hot piece of ass? Come build the funny with us sometime. Wednesdays in Manchester NH at the Shaskeen. Oh, and thanks for the rash.
Greg Johnson

Greg Johnson



Oct 30 2008 8:46 PM

Happy Halloween, mang

Renata

Renata



Sep 28 2008 2:08 AM

Two peas in a pod, Ira. Two peas in a chicken-lovin' pod.

Great job last night! Hilarious. Can't wait for November.

:o)
double trouble

double trouble



Aug 16 2008 5:07 PM

Thanks for the laughs at the Gold Room last night. My friend and I had alot of fun.
Loved the Dunkin Donuts part
Mottleys

Mottleys



Aug 15 2008 5:17 PM

We were gonna go with Proctors but didn't want the baggage.
Dan Crohn

Dan Crohn



Aug 12 2008 10:34 PM

I voted for you. Only 'cause I'm looking at the other people in the running and gagging.
Rich

Rich Misener



Aug 6 2008 11:45 AM

What ever happened to the sex tape you and I filmed? Just kidding!I know where it is.
Congrats on the CD and will try yo get down there for it!
BRIAN M00TE

BRIAN M00TE



Aug 5 2008 11:08 PM

What's up buddy? I heard you crushed the showcases in Montreal. We'll have to celebrate by drinking heavily.
Seaton Smith

Seaton Smith



Jul 24 2008 12:02 PM

YO it was great meeting you Ira! It was also a pleasure to do a show with someone as funny as you! Hope we get some gigs together soon.
Holla!
Kate Micucci

Kate Micucci



Jul 22 2008 7:26 AM

So great to meet you too! And thanks for coming to see the music show! -Kate
Sparky Drakonis

 Sparky Drakonis



Jul 14 2008 6:28 PM

Happy Belated Birthday and Congrats on the JFL!!!
Isn't 84 a little old for a new face?
JOHN DAVID

JOHN DAVID



May 23 2008 2:45 PM

HI IRA

nice to see you last night.

I think we are doing the D.C. gig together.
Bethany Van Delft

Bethany Van Delft



May 1 2008 6:16 PM

Hi! Great seeing you, and to get to talk some last night.
See you Friday!
ZipStohr

ZipStohr



Apr 29 2008 12:41 AM

Very funny comedian...Check this guy out!!!! Thanks for a great show!
ACE ACETO

ACE ACETO



Apr 23 2008 3:25 AM

Hey man, Thanks for the friend request. It was great to finally work with you and I hope to cross paths again. Thanks too for the beers & gang raping.
Ace
Coomer

Coomer



Apr 10 2008 5:10 AM

Nice working with you again, after all these years. And yes, you're still my hero.
Renata

Renata



Apr 10 2008 2:22 AM

yesterday i spent a fairly long amount of time having a conversation about how fricken funny you are
and it suddenly dawned on me that no one's ever had or will have that kind of conversation behind my back about me
so im just posting this compliment to you in order to let you know that i am mad at you, for being the reason i came to that harsh realization about life

stay funny, bubble burster

:o)
hope all's well
xrenatax
Air Guitar Jeff

Air Guitar Jeff



Mar 31 2008 5:47 PM

Hey funny man! How are you? When I got back from this deployment you need to come to Tampa and do a show!!! You're one of the funniest stand-ups I've seen.......
Fast Jack Hurney

Fast Jack Hurney



Mar 25 2008 8:09 PM

hey how were the Broads when you
travelling abroad ? JAck
Timmy B

Timmy B



Mar 17 2008 6:58 PM

Great weekend, my friend! Thanks for the laughs and the drinks!! I'm off to Chicago in a few weeks, but I'll be heading back East a lot I'm sure. Go with God, young soldier! See you next time!
Comedy by Jenski

Comedy by Jenski



Mar 18 2008 2:56 AM

Thanks for the add, funny man. I challenge you to a game of air hockey next time you are in P-town.
Cheers,
Jenski
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