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Ira Proctor

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up
  • TV Shows

    Here are some things I’ve done.
  • Films

    I Got Laid ..
  • Albums

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    and if you haven’t gone by now you’re kind of a dick. What more do you want? Well, I hope at least you'll listen to what Carl has to say.
  • Website

    iraproctor.com
  • Bio

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    AND GET ON THE MAILING LIST!
  • Members

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  • Influences

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    and demand a show in your hometown.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: Middleboro/Canton MA
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 0' 1" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Comic

Interests

  • General

    Rocking
  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Books

    I read lots of books. History books and stuff by Mark Twain, Larry McMurtry, and Carl Sagan are among my favorites. I never thought it would happen to me, but somehow I became an avid reader. Looking at it from the outside TV seems much better... who knew? I've also found relaxing with a good book on tape, an Irish Coffee (w/ Jamison's), and a Monticristo No2 is a hell of a way to relax. As for mags, I think every house in America should have a copy of the Skeptial Inquirer, Discovery, and The Scientific American; in that order. I also think Oprah should be taken off the air just for recomending "The Secret." Also, as a side note, she should be thrown in jail on charges of crimes against humanity for finding "Dr. Phil." The same goes for Montell for having that grizzled bitch Sylvia Brown on his show and even suggesting the idea people could have ESP. This was supposed to be about what books I like wasn't it? Sorry, read "Captain Stormfields Trip To Heaven" and "Letters from the Earth" if you haven't. I enjoyed them very much.
  • Heroes

    LARRY BIRD and JOE LIST.
  • Music
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