DISCLAIMER: THE IRREGULAR DRINKERS CLUB DOES NOT ADVOCATE IRRESPONSIBLE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION...BUT IF YOU DO GET TRASHED...MAKE SURE YOUR HAVE YOUR GOOD MATES ON HAND TO GET YOU HOME...[OR HOLD YOUR HAIR OUT OF YOUR VOMIT.]
TIM'S FAMILY'S IRISH BLESSING May the toilet rise up to meet you. May the wind blow dirt in the face of your pursuers. May the rains wash away your in-laws. And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand Instead of using you as his personal ashtray for a change.
Hey Hey! We're throwing a MASSIVE 3 room allnight soundclash mega party on SATURDAY MARCH 29,
The line up is incredible, And we wanna see you and your crew there!
GET YOUR INVITES QUICK! Check out the website for all the info you need...
We had a great holiday tradition in our family. Dad would go out and harvest a giant olive and bring it to my Uncle Everett's frozen pond. Then Aunt Polly, Uncle Virginia (don't ask) and Grandpa Harvey would bring 120,000 gallons of vermouth and Cousin Larry (from Larry, Oklahoma) would bring 750,000 gallons of cheap Gin and we'd make the world's largest Christmas Martini!!! Everyone in a 30 mile radius would come and join the fun. The tradition remained until many of us had to start going to re-hab before we were 12 years-old. Still, it's a family tradition I remember fondly. At least, I THINK I remember it...
Yo Homeslice!
We're back home after our epic 3 month Euro tour.
We're throwing a savage home coming gig at SATANS HOLLOW in MANCHESTER next sunday (October 14)
Featuring:
THE LEGENDARY INNER TERRESTRIALS
+ dr.GREEN all the way from from Lithuania
+ KAMIKAZE SPERM
+ Very Special Guests and GASHcollective DJs Playing the finest Punk/Ska/Reggae/Rock n Roll mash up you ever did hear.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come down and show your support!
Thats: SUNDAY OCTOBER 14, SATANS HOLLOW, MANCHESTER, 6pm Doors. 5quid. 16+ Entry, 18+ bar, Please bring proof of age.
SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!
K*S
We have been away on tour over the summer, but we are back now, and are planning some evil & savage free partys over the comming months.
MYSPACE, in their wisdom, has made it practically impossible to send invite messages to all our friends, as we once did.
so we're trying a new idea.
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All your friends in New Jersey hope you have a really nice weekend. Uncle Lefty just wanted to remind you to call him and the boys if you have any problems. They all SPECIALIZE in problem-solving. You might say it's the "family business" --- if you know what I mean and I think you do. Sometimes "problems" abruptly move to another city. Sometimes "problems" are found screaming and kicking in the trunk of a car at the airport as a warning to other "problems." Sometimes "problems" meet with an unfortunate accident after making you beneficiary in a large insurance policy. It's tragic, but these things happen to "problems" sometimes. Just relax this weekend, let us take care of everything. If you have ANY "problems" all you need to do is make a phone call and come up with a plausible alibi....
Keep an eye out for what Daylite Robbery, Preston Madhatters and all our other friends in the free party scene are up to this summer and we'll be back to bring you more GASH madness in September.
You are KAMIKAZE SPERM's much loved myspace friend, and we thought we'd say hey.
You can download our new ep // album sampler, absolutely free!! **CLICK HERE!**
Hope you like it!
Our album will be out one day soon, Promise ;)
We are setting off on a massive DIY tour of the UK and mainland Europe throughout July and August this year. We still have lots of ugly gaps to fill, and WE NEED AS MUCH HELP AS WE CAN GET!
If you, or anyone you know can help us with a gig this summer, PLEASE GET INTOUCH!
Thanks so much, Speak soon, and we'll see you on the road. K*S
You guys kicked Hitler's ass last century --- totally destroying the most well equiped war-machine ever assembled.
So I doubt that beating the crap a few Iranians will be very hard.
Still... I'll say a little prayer for the safe return of your valiant soldiers before I sleep tonight..
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