Jess!
"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. "

Female
27 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 6/30/2008
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    Jess!'s Interests
General....FOOTBALL...The Pats are my boys till death, no matter where I live!!!...video games, tattoos, The 80's, beer!, theatre and long walks on the beach (you have to mention long walks on the beach right?). And I almost forgot to mention watching cartoons.....I do so love brain candy. ..Hello Kitty Rocks!
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MusicI listen to almost anything. To name a few favorites: Tool, Tori Amos, Esthero, Portishead, Tricky, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, Jeff Buckley, Pantera, Joni Mitchell, BUTT ROCK! Three Bad Jacks, Dropkick Murphys(they make me feel like home!)!, Spring Heeled Jack(still, to this very day), RBF, Less Than Jake, Gruvis Malt, Gavin Castleton, The Dresden Dolls, Jill Scott, The Killers, Sublime, Billy Joel, Ben Harper, Miles Davis and of course-311 (great memories). ..
MoviesChasing Amy,The Crow, The Princess Bride, Better Off Dead, Sabrina ( the original with Audrey Hepburn), Harold and Maude, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Bowling for Columbine, The Usual Suspects, Romper Stomper....if you want more you have to ask me(there's a ton)...but I'll give you this..TROMA FILMS ARE BITCHIN"!!!!!!!! Give me "Cannibal the Musical"...give me "Terror Firmer"...give me Toxie....."Surf Nazi's Must Die"..."Rabid Grannies"...hello!!!!!! ..
TelevisionMST3K, and The Simpsons...need I say more? Yes? Well, I also watch a boat load of A&E, Discovery and The History Channel. ..
BooksThe Classics...Raise High The Roofbeam Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Happy Death, Cannery Row, everything by Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris, The Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson. (I'm about to reveal the true extent of my dorkiness...)One of my favorite things to do is break out my very large, musty copy of Familiar Quotations circa 1968, read it quote by quote, and write down quotes that inspire me in the corresponding journal that I keep right next to it...
Heroes..People who aren't afraid to feel.
Groups: Chicken Addicts

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     Jess!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cranston, RI
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Nanny



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   Jess!'s Blurbs
About me:

(insert optimistic description of self here)...Honestly, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'm an extremely loyal person, sometimes to the point that my loyalty could double for self-injurous behavior. I prefer Firefox to IE. I have no use for superficial people. I love my tattoos. I tend to be pre-judged an awful lot of the time...but that leads me back to my distaste for superficiality. I believe that any decision that you have to make in life can be whittled down to a basic level of fear or love. I have a penchant for run-on sentences. All I can do is my best, and at the end of my day, if I know I did all I could, then it was a good day. I love intelligent conversation. Sometimes, I'm not up for it. I think so much that my brain keeps me up at night. I should really stop yo-yo dieting. I tend to romanticize the past a wee bit too much. Hence the X-E addiction...at least that's my excuse! Whoever said "Ignorance is bliss." hit the nail on the head...problem is Ignorance pisses me off more than the pain of being aware. I have airhead moments. I love all forms of music. (I am a broadway freak!) I love my friends, who ARE my true family. I also love piercings.(I'm a pain freak, bite me!-no really-I like it!) I tend not to get along with other females, but the older I get, the better my relationships with women become. I've been through hell and back, and I've come out on top of it, still smiling. Oh, and one of my goals in life is to have a Doberman named Salinger and a fat cat named Kafka. (yes, Virginia-I am a dork.)

"Occasionally I feel an unhappiness which almost dismembers me, and at the same time am convinced of its necessity and of the existence of a goal to which one makes one's way by undergoing every kind of unhappiness" -Kafka

"Friends and lovers are quick to wound. Quicker than strangers even; the heart that opens itself to the world opens itself to sorrow." -Robert Nathan

"Poetry should be great and unobtrusive, a thing which enters into one's soul, and does not startle or amaze with itself, but with its subject." -Keats

"I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the Heart's affections and the truth of Imagination- What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth- whether it existed before or not- for I have the same Idea of all our Passions as of Love they are all in their sublime, creative of essential Beauty" -Keats (again)

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Fun.
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Good times in florida!
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And then there were the hurricanes....
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Michelle and Jason!!!!
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Skam, Billy, Vanessa and Lisa at our going away party!
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone really, I'm friendly.

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Jess!'s Friends Comments
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One Sloshed Duddle





Jun 26 2008 3:21 PM

Wow really? Portland? How'd that go down yo? Write me all about it before you go offline.
Dial-up!!! I'm feeling sadness there! So are you not gonna return later this year?
someone fallen





Jun 20 2008 1:57 PM

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i cant believe you went away........

One Sloshed Duddle





Jun 20 2008 11:17 AM

jessssssssss what's up?
Trin (AKA: Dragon)





Jun 15 2008 7:57 AM

Just stoppin by to say hi! Hope all is well!
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Jun 7 2008 8:33 PM

Check this shit out, dude!
http://myspacetv. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&videoid=32116123
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Jun 5 2008 4:48 PM

I seriously can not believe u are leaving us. its a sad day jess....whos gunna write my bf messages? whos gunna make fun of me constently? whos gunna put my hair in corn rose? who am i gunna go shopping with? whos gunna hog the tv when i want it? who am i gunna drink with when no one else wants to drink? whos gunna tell me everyday that im a carpet muncher?(which im not) and and and whos is shawntell gunna be able to tell sam things about? and who am i gunna talk to when im mad at shawntell????? jess i dont want u to go.............. :( im gunna miss you krazy!
One Sloshed Duddle





Jun 5 2008 11:50 AM

what it do playa!
One Sloshed Duddle





May 27 2008 9:11 AM

wut it do!!?
One Sloshed Duddle





May 26 2008 2:09 PM

likewise jigga!!!!!!! hope to see u guys again soon.
how's hawaii?
One Sloshed Duddle





May 18 2008 10:37 PM

was uber righteous seeing u guys again!!
Trin (AKA: Dragon)





May 7 2008 6:29 PM

Lucky Bitch!
Trin (AKA: Dragon)





May 6 2008 11:06 PM

I just wanted to say hi & that I miss the shit outta ya!
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May 1 2008 10:01 PM

ur just mad cuz hott guys put it in my butt.
!!!!
someone fallen





Apr 29 2008 8:51 AM

man, i sure do miss u.....hahahaha, j/k, ur right over there.....just figured i would say hi!!
Murder by Fart





Apr 28 2008 12:31 PM

hey im my dreams ur blowin me!






some kisses!
One Sloshed Duddle





Apr 25 2008 1:11 AM

duuuuuuuuude holla anime jess
Murder by Fart





Apr 24 2008 12:29 PM

I just relized..that ur fuckin gay =]
One Sloshed Duddle





Apr 17 2008 11:50 AM

j to the ess!!
One Sloshed Duddle





Apr 14 2008 11:15 AM

*knocks* u still hiding?
One Sloshed Duddle





Apr 9 2008 8:45 PM

whispers: stop hiiiiiiiiiiding!! msn me
One Sloshed Duddle





Apr 9 2008 2:52 PM

where u be jigga? i hit u up back on the 2nd!!! holla
Murder by Fart





Apr 3 2008 9:37 AM


pashhhhaw. ur just jealous.=] hmm...stockerish...? im doing the same thing u did with ____ yeah..! so you can suck my dick bitch. :o) love ya. o and your a lovly love note writer..well i guess ill talk to you later sweet cheeks.
( and i really mean you sweet cheeks) =D
CASEY





Mar 31 2008 12:35 PM

Hello Jessica.
I hope you are well! I can't believe I'm not one of your top friends you bitch, just kiddin I love you!
chunka





Mar 26 2008 7:45 PM

luurrrrrrver???
chunka





Mar 26 2008 6:13 PM

I LOVE YOU ALTHOUGH YOUR A DORK CAUSE YOUR MY DORK!!!
One Sloshed Duddle





Mar 23 2008 11:34 AM

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Mar 22 2008 11:39 PM

it was funny...did u actually think that sumthing i say is gunna make scence? haha DUUHHH.
it just sounded extremely gay so i had to say it
Murder by Fart





Mar 22 2008 11:22 PM

jess would love sum of them...sweet jessticles!!!!!!