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(FUNNY THIS SHIT IS SO TRUE....FOUND THIS ON A FRIENDS PROFILE... HAD TO STEAL IT!! -jess)

1.you have broke a nail on your clutch or front brake .......


2.the only perfume you smell like is eu de exhuast.......


3.you have specific riding shoes so you don't have shifter marks on your cute ones ......


4.your helmet has makeup on the inside of it .....


5.you take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before...


6.you have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding .........


7.you have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your riding gloves.......


8.you have had mascara in your eyes cause they were watering from riding so fast .......


9.you have rode up to a restuarant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends........


10.you have had to pull over to pull up your lowrise jeans cause your crack was showing .......


11.you have rode past a cop at a hundred miles an hour and gotten off with a wave .......


12.you have ripped out your earings puttin your helmet on or taking it off .........


13.you would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend ........


14.you would rather talk about fuel injected vs carbourated, than coach vs dooney ........


15.you know that 600, 636, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not area codes.............


16.you stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding.....


17.you have forgotten what heels are ........


18.you would rather have clothes from icon, a star, joe rocket, than gucci, prada, or valentino.........


19.you have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead of jewlery...........


20.you have been asked by non riding guys to ride bitch on your bike

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!