writing is ridiculous and so is capitalism... hence no capital letters shall be appearing in the following feature...
we met, we formed a band - this much is obvious so here's some ridiculous stories, pick the one you like best or think might be a bit true (delete as appropriate)...
1. ridiculously sensible:
four young ladies went to a place together and wanted to play with each other because they thought it would be fun. so they did and it was so they kept doing it and they will keep on doing it until they get bored and/or hate each other.
2. ridiculous:
four young ladies went to light-bulb changing college where they all learnt how to change light-bulbs properly to a certified degree level. so charged was their desire to change, not only light bulbs but also the world, that they persisted to form a noise making group and shout about their beliefs everywhere they went in the hope that someone important like george bush or the bearded guy who was trying to kill us all would hear them and take note.
3. ridiculous, very:
eighty seven thousand million trillion cabillion ooodullynoodulleycaboodulleying young cabbages decided they were hungry and so they made a hammm and cheeeeese sandwich that sounded very similar to an all girl punk rock band, it tasted very nice thankyou... very like a funny-serious piece of artrock. thanks mum. dad, you did well too.
4. ridiculous, very, very:
george bush is in his second term.
never believe all that you read.
however, don't forget to read the small print!
*disclaimer*
the itchy tits take no responsibility whatsoever now or ever for any damage optical, mental or otherwise incurred by listeners upon the reading of this piece or any other piece presented by the itchy tits or any other group associated or not associated with or by them..
n.b. two full stops equals the extreme stoppage of this sentence
p.s. no more shall be revealed as this is the end my friend, oh yes
p.p.s. the end my friend, the end
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hey, you are getting this message cos you are a friend of my project, The Grand Twelve. Well, recently that project has evolved into a brand new band, Gettin' Dead Sunset. This will aways be the home of my solo music, but please add my band too! we are a 3 peice rock band from essex, and we will be gigging in the next few months. would be amazing if you could stop by and leave a comment, and dont forget, new music for the grand twelve will be uploaded soon.
arite u were mint at beached in scarborough 2006 i think. hows tricks itchy tits? i had a bet on with my mate that i cud figure out which 1 of u played bass an i was right well chuffed!
As a massive thank you to all our friends and fans, we are giving away the b-side to our upcoming single "Dark is the New Light" which is being released 10th November on Doombox Recordings.
(Click on pic above for more info including tour dates and loads more)
The B-side is called "Bows and Arrows," it's completely FREE and only a click away.
Thanks again and please download the single too!!! Its all down to you!!!
ROCK BRIGHTON presents FEEDBACK XIII
Friday 5th September at The Brighton Coalition
(Formerly The Beach), Kings Rd Arches
Doors open at 7:00pm
Over 18s Only
A Night of Acoustic, Jazz, Soul, Lounge, Chillout!!!
As May's Feedback was such a success we are bringing the Jazz Lounge vibe back for another round. Feedback XIII is the perfect way to a summer's night relaxing with Brighton's best Jazz, Soul and Lounge Acts.
PUSSYROCK ZINE ISSUE 3 It's an A5 photocopied zine (B + W) just over 40 pages. Interviews with Pam Hogg, Cazz Blase on riot grrrl (she wrote the chapter on RG music in that riot grrrl book), Scareifina (Wicked Little Dolls), and Velocity Chyaldd (Vulgaras). Articles on Death By Chocolate, The Aislers Set and We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It. Plus reviews of Scarling, The Priscillas, Ivy's Itch, Emilie Autumn, Colt, The Dresden Dolls, Wicked Little Dolls, Rosin Coven, Vulgaras, NY Loose, Little Whores on the Prairie, Gene Serene, Melora Creager, RAsputina, Hazard County Girls, Pam Hogg, Mary Magdalan, Hannah Fury, Diana Dors and Shampoo. £1.50 (including UK postage) for payment details/non UK orders/trades please either message my MySpace or e-mail me at appleby.jane AT gmail. com
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