GeneralMusic. Tea. Good buys in the supermarket 'reduced section'. Hugs, Kisses etc, Coffee. I also eat Kiwi fruit with the skins on, which people seem to think's a bit funny. Hanging over, pretty mixed race girls, small moments of contentedness; like the other day when I sat out on my front wall and ate sushi and drank special ginger beer in the sun...then a ladybird landed on me and crawled up my arm. Wee things like that.
TelevisionI don't really watch T.V. as the adverts drive me insane. I sometimes watch them and think how I would have made them. My current favourite is the hair gel advert set in China where the two kids style their hair so as not to fit in. They then run down the corridor in school, which segues into them running down the road, down a street in a city, etc.
In my version it's end with them getting gunned down by the chinese stazi. The final shot would have camera above them, pulling out, with them lying holding hands looking quite bloody and broken, but with great hair.
Maybe there could be another version for post-watershed that involved bamboo being forced under their toenails.
Mind you...some adverts are pretty good.
BooksWorld War Z and Last Night A DJ Saved My Life are all books I have recently enjoyed. World War Z especially...it's about Zombies. What's not to love? Oh and I'm working my way through Kurt Vonnegut's writings. All brilliant.
About me:Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
I also do a really good Giraffe impression. Watch this and then ask me next time you see me:
Who I'd like to meet:Rustlers; cutthroats; murderers; bounty hunters; desperados; mugs; pugs; thugs; nitwits; halfwits; dimwits; vipers; snipers; con men; indian agents; mexican bandits; muggers; buggerers; bushwackers; hornswaglers; horse thieves; bull dykes; train robbers; bank robbers; asskickers; shitkickers and METHODISTS.
- Status: Divorced
- Hometown: Glasgae
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 3' 0" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
- Religion: Muslim
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Expecting
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Private dancer, dancing for money.
- Income: Less than $30,000
The University of Strathclyde
1998 to 2002
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Biochemistry
- Minor: Partying