The Robots From Mars are proud to announce our sponsorship by Twin Peaks,
the manufacturers of the Anti-gravity Invisible Bra.
Twelve billion dollars has been added to the current US budget to help further develop and promote this fine product.
All females and fat men over 16 cycles will soon be issued their first see-though bust supporter in a variety of invisible colors.
Help support this program by gleefully wearing your Anti-gravity Invisible Bra outside your shirt!
The guys from RFM
PS NOW FOR A DISCLAIMER CONCERNING THE ANTI-GRAVITY INVISIBLE BRA!!!
Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental since the government would never ever really give you anything that you truly wanted or remotely liked or needed.