I'm fleetingly interested in just about everything, except horoscopes. And dreams. And space. Especially space. I might pretend to like space, but deep down I think it's pointless to even consider it. If you try and talk to me about space, I'll nod politely, but none of it will be sinking in. I'm never going to go into space, and nor are you, and you'll never grab a handful of dark matter, you know that, don't you, space-lovers.
I love "Baby On Board" stickers on the back of cars, they're brilliant, aren't they.
Music
Bogshed, Prefab Sprout, The Scaramanga Six, Desalvo, Keith John Adams, Stars In Battledress, Magma, Hatfield and the North, Spearmint, Big Flame, The Free Design, 5th Dimension, Pere Ubu, 15-60-75, A Witness, The Ex, Gang of Four, Age Of Chance, Art Of Noise, Hall and Oates, The Doobie Brothers, Steely Dan, Bob Hund, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, Bunty Chunks, Kenny Process Team, Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band, Stretchheads, Scritti Politti, Do Me Bad Things, XTC, The Fall, Field Music, Host, Kev Hopper, Stump, Mackenzies, Jackdaw With Crowbar, Joni Mitchell, Laibach, Kampec Dolores, The Shrubs, Shudder To Think, Stitched Back Foot Airman, Sudden Sway, Todd Rundgren, Ultra Bra, Zuno Men
Movies
W C Fields, Mike Leigh, Woody Allen, yes I know they're not films, but they've been in films, or made films, or something, haven't they. I saw a great film once set in the midst of the Yugoslav civil war, but I can't remember what it's called, now.
Television
The News, Great Food Live with Jeni Barnett, Curb Your Enthusiasm, little else.
Books
Confedaracy Of Dunces, Teach Yourself Cricket, Delia Smith's Book Of Cakes.
Heroes
Danny Baker, Fanny Cradock, Paddy McAloon, Stephen Fry, Ian Botham, W C Fields.
I keep trying write books, but keep getting distracted by things like updating Myspace profiles to say that I'm trying to write books. Doing this blog doesn't help, either.
I'm kind of trying to avoid adding bands to this profile, but have made an exception for bands I'm actually in, or have been in, and of course bIG*fLAME and Bogshed, because they made teenage years almost thrilling, or as thrilling as they could get in Dunstable.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can sort out my anxiety using neuro-linguistic programming techniques for less than £250, which I imagine rules out Paul McKenna, expensive bastard.
The Britain that is going to be forged in the white heat of this revolution will be no place for restrictive practices or for outdated measures on either side of industry.
I see you are a creative. If you feel like spilling yourself into my Blog 12 (which is like a constantly moving poetry train expressing itself with and by contributors from around the world) please do!
Hi. Thanks for your kind words. I hope you enjoy the e.p. Im a huge W C Fields and Woody Allen fan myself. Is the film you're talking about called 'love and death'? Chris TLL
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Your first-foot benison: Bunghosky and lang may yer illustrious lum reek! May all the feet of your year be love, so much love that your doormat turns as soppy as poddies with butter and oxo.
