Ivan Hernandez
Stand-Up
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You remember that chapter in the Quran about werewolves?
Male
22 years old
Miami, FL
United States
Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Ivan Hernandez's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Ivan Hernandez is a comic, actor, writer, gentleman, and jerk. He is mostly incapable of sincerity, as it causes him discomfort. At the age of seventeen, he first took the comedy stage in a dingy basement in upstate New York. He has since performed in dingy backrooms across the state of Florida, as well as much nicer places. Your comedy clubs and universities and what have you. He has also acted in the theatre, where he starred as Albert Einstein in the Miami Art Party production of Steve Martin’s “Picasso at the Lapin Agile.” He currently resides in Miami, where he shares his life with three dogs and a pipe. | | Website | ivanhernandez.net | | TV Shows | Don Kirshner's Rock Concert | | Albums | Future album titles:
PEE PEES & PUSSIES
AM I RIGHT, FOLKS
SCHRODINGER’S SCAT
PILE O’ VAGINAS
SHIT AND NICKELS |
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Ivan Hernandez's Interests
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| General | Not dying in Florida | | Music | The Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, Led Zeppelin, Elvis Costello, Aimee Mann, Broken Social Scene, De La Soul, Yo La Tengo, Beck, DJ Shadow, the Beastie Boys, The Flaming Lips, Queens of the Stone Age, The Band, Bob Dylan | | Movies | The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Comedian, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Blade Runner, The Hudsucker Proxy, Boogie Nights, Jaws, Network, Evil Dead 2, Silence of the Lambs, Alien, Clockwork Orange, Re-Animator, Dawn of the Dead (the original, fast zombies stink) | | Television | Upright Citizens Brigade, MST3K, Mr. Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Office, South Park, Tim and Eric, Metalocalypse, The Simpsons, Futurama | | Books | Favorite authors: Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, John Hodgman, William Gibson, Hunter S Thompson, Elmore Leonard, Phillip K Dick, HP Lovecraft, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Mike Mignola, Garth Ennis, Eric Powell, Bendis, Warren Ellis | | Heroes | Wayne Coyne, Groucho Marx, Ron Bennington, Spider-Man |
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a s p e c i a l t h i n g . c o m, Cringe Humor, South Florida Comedians, HCA Saints, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, ROOOAAAAAAAAAAR!!!, SA Circlejerk, Writers Meeting
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Ivan Hernandez's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Secaucus, NJ | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Occupation: | Comic, Bon Vivant, Roustabout, Gentleman |
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About me:
"Ivan Hernandez is a man with no passing fancies, only deep and eternal passions.
Ivan Hernandez has no acquaintances, only allies and nemeses.
Everything Ivan Hernandez experiences is either a universal pinnacle, or a transdimensional travesty."
-Matthew Zigan
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Who I'd like to meet:
Somebody who is interested in tying their wrist to mine and having a knife fight. If you are this person, contact me immediately.
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