Sir Ivan

About me:

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This just goes to show that even retarded people can be in the Olympics Soccer Team. W00T! GO IVAN!!!

Your IQ Is 423,452,385

Your Logical Intelligence is WAY Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is WAY Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is TOTALLY Above Average Your General Knowledge is Astronomical

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

This test proves that I am, in fact, a genius.

Different people can describe me different ways. For instance, my exgf would call me controlling when I frowned upon her sleeping over at her ex-boyfriends house. My best friend can say that I give the best advice ever, on anything and everything. My acquaintences would say I am annoying at times, but all in all a fun person to hang out with.

I suppose it all depends on who you are, I guess.

People that meet me once, don't usually give me a second chance. Why? Because I am myself. A lot of people don't like me being myself. I've come to the realization that masking who I truly am to be accepted, isn't a good thing. Therefor, I've quit doing it.

** Said by others to describe me. Seeing as how one cannot describe how he/she is as seen by others.

I'm going to be 22 on August 11th, of next year.

I'm full blooded Russian.

I have no Russian accent. **

I'm not the nicest guy in the world. **

I'm not the best looking guy in the world (I'm not even enrolled in the competition.)

I don't have a low self-esteem. I just know these things, and am perfectly okay with them.

I haven't been single all my life. I've been in 4 long-term relationships. Well, except one. It lasted a month, but that relationship wasn't even a relationship. It was a joke. One of those 'you're here, I'm here ...lets get together' kind of things.

I'm open about everything. **

I am not a virgin.

I buy girls flowers. Whether friends, or lovers. **

I'm a great brother. Biological, and not. **, **, **, **, **

I open doors for people. **

I say please and thank you. **

I buy unexpected gifts for people. **

I am spontaneous. **

I am silly at times. **

I like being alone at times. **

I love driving. **

I do not have the gas to do as much driving as I would like. Never had, never will.

I am a listener. **, **, **, **, ** (Many people have told me this.)

Some would say I'm a talker. **

I'm an advice giver. **

I'm an entrepreneur.

I have a car.

I have my license.

I love downtown Sacramento. I'd live there if I could afford it. (Update on 07/29/06: I can afford it now. w00t!)

I'm a sarcastic person. **

I have an enlarged sense of humor. **

I love writing (Can't you tell?)

I am a fighter of freedom.

I am a lover.

I am a hater.

I am honest.

...sometimes too honest.

I suppose thats it. If you know me, and want to add anything to this list. Go ahead and send me a message. Or leave a comment, or something.