Ivy
certified B-A-M-F. bamf. a bad ass mother fucker.

Female
22 years old
Stony Brook & Franklin Square, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2009
Mood: devious Mood Image
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    Ivy's Interests
General
caviar & cigarettes
well versed in etiquette
extraordinarily nice
she's a killer queen
gunpowder , gelatine
dynamite with a laser beam
guaranteed to blow your mind
anytime
Music
REMEMBER KIDS, YOUR CLOTHES DONT HAVE TO MATCH YOUR MP3s
Statistically, according to Last.fm,
i listen to alot of:
- Dane Cook
- Alkaline Trio
- Britney Spears
- Weezer
- Fall Out Boy
- GYM CLASS HEROES
- Sean Paul
- Panic! At the Disco
- Eminem
- Mae
- Yak Ballz
Movieshuge Tarantino fan
Kill Bill vol1
Kill Bill vol2
Pulp Fiction
Reservior Dogs
Jackie Brown
Four Rooms
CHEATS
the shining
Requiem - [Im also an Aronofsky girl]
pi
BOONDOCK SAINTS
run L0LA run
Spun
Trainspotting
Gothika
Shawshank Redemption
Big Fish
Butterfly Effect - great movie, if you didnt like it, youre stupid and it obviously went WOOSH over your head.
Memento
Gone In 60 Seconds - [Angelina Jolie Fan]
Gia
Swingers - YOURE SO MONEY
SUICIDE CLUB
Blow
Poolhall Junkies
Made
CASINO (favorite of the moment)
SpongeBob
Swordfish
A League of Their Own
VANILLA SKY
PCU
Television

T V / A D D I C T
HOUSE ♥
HEROES
CSI
GREYS ANATOMY
Desperate Housewives
LOST
Sex and the City
Family Guy
Girls Next Door
Law and Order SVU
DAILY SHOW <3 John Stewart
Mind of Mencia
i have filled my laptop to maximum capacity with every single episode of Greys Anatomy and Family Guy and most seasons of South Park. I watch Family Guy on a daily basis.
BooksCurrently:
Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk

Next Up:
Anne RiceLasher

Faves:
How To Make Love Like a Porn StarJenna Jameson
Harry Potter 1-5JK Rowling
ChokeChuck Palahniuk
DiaryChuck Palahniuk
Anna KareninaLeo Tolstoy
Brothers KaramazovFydor Dostoevesky
FrankensteinMary Shelley
A Handmaids TaleMargaret Atwood
A Brave New World
Last Exit to BrooklynHubert Selby Jr.
Requiem For a DreamHubert Selby Jr.
Memoirs of a Geisha
... and most anything by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, Robin Cook and Anne Rice
Groups: James A. Dever AlumniStony Brook UniversitySBU RepresentLong Island Night LifeZeta Iota Alpha Sigs

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     Ivy's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Franklin Square, NY
Body type:5' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Education:In college
Occupation:Student, Hustler

   Ivy's Schools
Suny At Stony Brook
Stony Brook, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Major: BioChemistry
Minor: Italian Studies
Clubs: <h1>AΣA</h1>
Greek:   Alpha Sigma Alpha

2004 to Present
Valley Stream North Hs
Franklin Square, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Major: closet bad girl
Clubs: Varsity Track, JV Kickline, Varsity Kickline, Science Honor Society, Math Honor Society, Foreign Language Honor Society
 

2000 to 2004

   Ivy's Companies
Panera Bread
Carle Place, NY US
Associate Trainer

09.03 - 04.04
Island Rec
Franklin Square, NY US
cashier

04.04 - 08.04
Eckerds Durg Store
Albertson, NY US
Customer Service Associate

01.05 - 02.05
Bum Ass Extraordinaire
US
C.E.O & resident asshole
Nap

10.86 to present
Global Financial
Valley Stream, NY US
Jr Mortgage Broker

07.05 - 8.05
Express
Lake Grove, NY US
Sales

09.06 - 11.06
The Body Shop
Garden City, NY US
Sales

04.07 - 01.08



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   Ivy's Blurbs
About me:
 

Les plaisanteries les plus courtes sont les meilleures.




i was born October 21, 1986. i was a cute kid.... it was all downhill from there.

what can i say?
i have a temper and suffer from rage blackouts
im a biochemistry major and i'm nasty in the lab.
yes. i do laugh at your expense.
no, i dont look at people when they talk to me.
ill probably end up as a CIA agent or a conartist.
i curse too much and its really inappropriate.
my hair is one shade too light...
i always tend to drink one too many drinks ...
i only smoke when i drink .... but i drink constantly...
i tend to catch myself wearing way too much velour ...
i like big sunglasses, just so i can nap randomly in public ...
i shake my cokes because carbonation gives me violent hiccups
i relate way too many things to family guy episodes ...
children are not my thing.
i think your tattoo is the stupidest thing in the world.
im overly quite opinionated sometimes...
i take my coffee skinny with alot of sugar...
im selectively OCD & heart naps
i almost NEVER finish any book i start reading.
IF I WANT SOMETHING, I GET IT. PERIOD.


I HATE PEOPLE WITH BAD TEETH. TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE DENTIST. are you serious. If you have a high gum to tooth ratio in your smile, DO NOT smile, Beavis.
Who I'd like to meet:
you gotta be kidding me if you think i need to meet people off myspace.

"I am an asshole. I am mean and rude when I need to be or even when I am not suppose to be. I dont care for people in general but, some people do spark my interest once and awhile." (stolen from MASBGO)



   Ivy's Friend Space (Top 7)
Ivy has 204 friends.
 ♥So In Love...And Loving Life♥ 


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 IKE 


 Janice 


 Roshan 


 Betty la Hood Rat 


 Cassie! 





Ivy's Friends Comments
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Jan 19 2009 2:14 PM

bigggg i miss you!!!
кαdαисε





Dec 25 2008 2:33 AM


Merry Christmas & Happy New Year :)

xoxo kadance
Janice





Nov 26 2008 6:05 AM

ivy, i love you and miss you. please IM me soon or i will IM you so we can hang out. i got a car so i can drive out by you.
miss you <333333333333
Ernie





Oct 16 2008 8:47 PM

yep, myspace is balls.. I don't mean good balls, I'm talkin bad balls that your mama warned you about
Amanda Marie





Oct 31 2008 3:24 PM


Myspace Comments, Halloween Comments at WishAFriend. com
Ernie





Oct 16 2008 8:28 PM

omghai
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Sep 21 2008 10:48 PM

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Sep 3 2008 4:59 AM

IVY BABY WHERE R U
Eri





Aug 11 2008 3:04 PM

BB!!!!!!! I miss ya, its funny how now that I got a job other places are calling me to work so yeah i'm working extra now until school starts.
We need to go to the beach i haven't gone yet
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Jul 10 2008 5:52 PM

biggg... im excited for our play date in the city <3
Trent





Jul 4 2008 9:34 PM

hey ivy i miss you what have you been up too? no good i presume .
j/k
JOCKIN M.A..JOCKIN M.A... I AM SO DOPE BOY FRESH !





Jun 11 2008 1:20 AM

ding da ding da ding!!!!!!
alright slow down bitch thats enough !!!
JOCKIN M.A..JOCKIN M.A... I AM SO DOPE BOY FRESH !





May 4 2008 5:35 AM

lisa





Feb 18 2008 9:45 PM

that sucks.. yea we were wondering what happend this weekend.. well, before the house is gone or whenever u wanna hang out let me know!
lisa





Feb 16 2008 1:09 AM

we need to drink...
ra!!aela





Dec 25 2007 4:36 PM

christmas
Amanda Marie





Dec 19 2007 2:51 AM

i love being with you tooo much :)
Janice





Dec 17 2007 10:07 PM

of course baybee, lemme know when you're home <333
ra!!aela





Dec 17 2007 10:07 PM

you found me!!!!
Amanda Marie





Nov 20 2007 4:52 AM

Nov 19, 2007 11:51 PM
i've decided that i wanted to have my birthday after my actually birthday. come to the nutty in bayshore on dec 15 <3

love you, big!
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Sep 11 2007 12:30 AM

i l u big!!!

yay for being roomies ♥
♥So In Love...And Loving Life♥





Sep 6 2007 7:41 PM

crazy paper bag
Make custom Glitter Graphics



hahaha I Thought you'd like this... BEST GAME OF KINGS EVER!!! hehehe ILU!
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Jul 22 2007 10:17 PM

I look like I'm gonna kill someone. U couldn't have picked a cuter pic of us. Hehe loveeee you
lisa





Jul 18 2007 2:05 AM

party like a lob- party like a lobster
<3 KRISTAN <3





Jul 14 2007 1:45 PM

Hey Ivy how have you been?
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