Vocals: Bruce Cockinson Guitar: Adrian Smut Guitar: Dave Merkin Drums: Nicko McMullet Bass: The Pentagram (AKA Steve Harris The Fifth)
A Brief History of our Steve Harris: Our first bass player, Steve Harris 1, spontaneously combusted right before our first scheduled major west coast tour. The second bass player, Steve Harris 2, also spontaneously combusted while eating an ice cream cone. Steve Harris 3, unfortunately met the same fate as the other Steve Harrises despite his body temperature being closely monitored with a rectal thermometer. After searching high and wide for Steve Harris 4, The Quatro was found right under our noses who has succeeded his throne. But unfortunately, he died while taking a crap then spontaneously combusting. It was dark times with Harris blood on the stage. Hours became days, days became weeks, weeks became months. Then one day, an unexpected thing happened. A light came from west, blazing through the smoldering ash of the Harris ruins. Steve Harris 5, The Pentagram with all elements united, sent forward his fists of thunder with four strings of lightening. Continuing the endless saga.........
Hailing from the dark and gritty industrial wasteland of West Berkeley, there sprang a band born to pay tribute to the metal gods Iron Maiden. Their name was to be I Yearn 4 Maiden. Their first concert took place in an illegal warehouse along the train tracks, complete with smoke, lights, trashy metal vixens, headbangin' metal dudes, and a 7 foot tall Eddie. They soon began to conquer everything in their path including local night clubs, punk shows, birthday parties, the People's Park, and a public bus converted into a mobile show space. What lies in their projected path of destruction remains uncertain: soccer stadiums, festivals, weddings, bar mitzvahs, BBQs, hair salons, subway stations... ? Only the metal gods know their true destiny...
Whats up! Just wanted to let you know that we are having an event on June 26th. For all my friends that would like to purchase tickets before hand, I can give you VIP enterance and a discount. Come before 12am for your chance to meet Heather Chadwell and an opportunity to win the raffle of Tony's Smoke Shop package.
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg I Yearn 4 Maiden left me a comment on my myspace!!! I feel a little faint. I mean, I... I. I think I need to take my shirt off.
Hey guys, loved your show!!! Did you see that I've been spreading your talent through the world of torrents? You can point your audience to this URL for a download of your Oakland performance:
