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Jay McKinney
Stand-Up / Improv / Musical Comedy
"Mr. Half-time Speech"

Male
27 years old
Chicago, IL
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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   Jay McKinney's Comedian Bio
BioI live in Chicago with the wife and our roommate, Paco. I think some of you already know him.

    Jay McKinney's Interests
GeneralCatching re-runs of USA's "Silk Stalkings"
Musicpress play
MoviesMorgan Freeman
TelevisionI'm a little disappointed with season 2 of "Rock of Love"
Books"2 for the Price of FUN!!" by Paco Medvedenko. "This Little Light of Mine" by Terry.
HeroesDon Rickles, Phil Moeller

     Jay McKinney's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Carpet Capital of the world
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Jay McKinney's Companies
Harry's Haiku Corner
Los Angeles, CA US
CEO, Literary Guide

Established in 19yesteryear


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   Jay McKinney's Blurbs
About me:
I've been told on more than one occasion that I have bad grammar. I think people do that because they jealous.
Who I'd like to meet:
Wouldn't mind having a sit-down with Dominique Wilkins...wait...yeah.

   Jay McKinney's Friend Space (Top 16)
Jay McKinney has 188 friends.
 Paco Medvedenko 


 Meg 


 Jessica 


 Johnny Cash 


 Nick Dukes 


 Hill 


 DAVID 


 Easley 


 Punkin Junction 


 Charlie 


 Chad 


 Accountants of Homeland Security 


 Matthew F 


 hands down 


 Lizzy 


 Widespread Panic 





Jay McKinney's Friends Comments
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Easley





Jul 12 2008 9:58 AM

Been reading about the 8 TD's you scored against Valley in '85 here in the record books. The pic is great...I think it would all tie together if you synced this theme song in to your page.

Paco Medvedenko





Jul 9 2008 10:08 PM

You son of a bitch
Ryan Budds





Jul 9 2008 8:46 AM

hey man thanks, you too. take it easy, ill see you around the city this summer im sure.
Mike Schmack





Jun 29 2008 2:04 PM

JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey man! Missed ya last night! Horatio Sans came in again and definitely said that YOU were the guy that he was waiting to meet! CRAZY! Hope all is well man and I'm sure I'll talk to you soon!w00t, horatio!
Mike Schmack





Jun 24 2008 11:41 PM

Haha! Why thank you Jay! Yet, even though I MAY have been the only one that Horatio wanted to meet...it was YOU that were the fortunate one to be involved in the conversation of the year with that fine man.
A conversation consisting of coke, DeNiro, stage fright, and of course, Hollywood heroin!
COLLIER





Jun 6 2008 12:22 PM

I see you are still good ole Jay bird. How have you been. I saw that you live in Chicago now - sweet. How did you end up there. My brother lives in Buffalo Grove.
L-Dub





May 20 2008 9:00 PM

hey man...hope everything is good...i saw some of your stuff on YouTube...the dear john letter with bad grammar was hilarious
Meg





May 10 2008 9:25 PM

Miss and love you!!
Lizzy





Apr 30 2008 7:02 AM

So are we going fishing this weekend or what?
Matthew F





Apr 28 2008 9:00 AM

yo sucka.
what's suckin'?
Meg





Apr 18 2008 9:27 AM

Be good to Ma'am and George, Webster...I mean Jay. Wait...you look so different...
Punkin Junction





Apr 17 2008 3:45 PM

That new video is the bee's knees.
I'd like those songs in MP3 format, STAT!
Chad





Apr 13 2008 12:59 AM

"How many Mexicans you got on that team" just one of my favorite quotes
Nick Dukes





Mar 25 2008 5:28 PM

thats right.
im a tan bad ass
Paul Siggy Sigwerth





Mar 25 2008 1:49 PM

Loved the lil diddy about ;, stuff.
Meg





Mar 18 2008 12:33 PM

I would like to mention a couple of things to you brother:

A. Kudos to you for finding that clip...well done.

B. "Top That" clearly was the beginning of the freestyling phenomenon.

C. "No one's coming to your sweet sixteen party Louise."

Love you! Thanks for making me laugh!
KRIS likes candy





Mar 12 2008 8:04 PM

this is your invitation!--James;s birthday party is at our house march 21 (friday) starting around 7 and going til whenever. there will be sausage and peppers....droool..... hope you can join us!!
Charlie





Mar 11 2008 1:17 PM

I don't quite know how to tell you this, but I contracted leprosy, and it's pretty bad, especially south of the equator.

Hey, could I stay with you guys for a couple of weeks?
Lizzy





Mar 10 2008 10:19 AM

a book shelf, chicken stock and a roundhouse kick.
Zanies Comedy Club





Mar 9 2008 7:44 AM

Keep Supporting Live Comedy!
Chad





Mar 6 2008 10:05 AM

At one point in your life (Easter of 2002) you went down to just one eyebrow. That was a stinky situation.
Maggie





Mar 4 2008 1:46 PM

I LOVE the poster...the tag line is hilarious!
Nick Dukes





Mar 3 2008 6:49 PM

i just realized why that poster looked so familiar. You stole my move...vegas 2yrs ago. I did that same pose. I have the pics to prove it. Actually we both di it, but i looked better and i know you had the way i looked in mind. bitch
Nick Dukes





Mar 3 2008 6:38 PM

Damn! That poster does not stand out at all. I guess you are working a little. June 11-13. Thats arriving on wed and leaving on saturday. We go to the thursday day game. Is that cool. Get back to me as soon as you can so we can confirm and work out details.Just call me or should i call your secretary and set up an app. salty nipples
Easley





Feb 28 2008 11:15 AM

I remember the first time we saw the epic movie Morgan Freeman at the Dalton Little Theatre. It was knife night and everyone brought their sticks of butter...well the rest is history I guess but the important thing was that I learned to carry a grenade everywhere I go.
Punkin Junction





Feb 28 2008 7:44 AM

Lookin' good on that poster, Mckinney. Lookin' real good. I miss those goddamn eyebrows.
hands down





Feb 20 2008 8:15 AM

is it normal if part of my foot is turning a sort of black like a blackish colo..hold on..wait..yeah...ok no that's definitely not normal. Hey nevermind. Anyway I really hope Jen got to check out the coke museum. Give me a call sometime...I drink...
Matt Griffo





Feb 11 2008 9:11 PM

How'd the show go at zanies?
Hill





Feb 11 2008 6:32 PM

Are you going to reunite with the Dollar Bills?
Punkin Junction





Feb 8 2008 4:03 PM

Saw your kiddie pictures. You were a right dapper lad. Not much has changed though. You still have a hairy scrote.
Lizzy





Jan 18 2008 5:56 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANCE!!! Are you in the bowling tourney tonight? I finally got my own ball!
Lizzy





Jan 11 2008 6:28 AM

What's the worst thing?

Burned hash browns...
BEN LAWLESS





Dec 17 2007 10:06 AM

you got hacked!!!
Hill





Dec 13 2007 6:41 PM

Are you still coming through town on the way to SSI? If you need a place to crash to break up the trip let me know.
Punkin Junction





Dec 11 2007 2:35 PM

What's this thing at a conservatory? You conservin' again? I knowed it!
Punkin Junction





Nov 26 2007 3:06 PM

You ever look up at the sky and wonder how your roof got stolen? I know I don't, you roofless jackass. HAHAHAHA!
Michael





Nov 11 2007 8:43 PM

did you take a dump in my living room?
Punkin Junction





Nov 7 2007 8:38 AM

I see Gary Busey is one of your "top" friends. Well you tell that son of a bitch I have unpaid doctor bills he needs to look at, and all the unreturned phone calls in the world won't change that.