About me:

.. .. .. .. I am a mom I usually have snot somewhere on my clothes. I don not know what an onion ass is. I love mexican food. I wash my hands after going to the bathroom every time. I can't stand liars. I'll try anything once. I love my husband more and more everyday, except for yesterday. I wish I was OCD about house cleaning but I do my best. I have way too many jobs. I wish there was an extra 5-6 hours in each day. I can't stand red wine but could drink Chardonnay everyday. I hate beer, I would rather lick my own ass. My husband says my nose is crooked, I think his @&^% is, ha. I love going on vacation but with kids it hardly a vacation. I wish I had more time with my friends. I love spoiling my kids. I love frozen corn. I would play board games every night if I could. I love watching the Weather Channel during a hurricane. I believe that I will be married to my husband for the rest of my life. I bowled a 214 on the Wii. I like to think my husband not listening to me is really because he can't hear me. I want to go to college sometime before I die. I have become a total chicken shit since I had kids. I am addicted to All My Children. I would die I couldn't have internet access. I'm in love with my iPhone. I sometimes wander if my husband will ever stop staring new companies. I just try to keep up .. I changed my profile with help from pYzam