Captain Penis
Captain Penis I have a raging erection!

Male
19 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/6/2009
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    Captain Penis's Interests
GeneralPlaying guitar, Making people laugh, Making people happy, Acting the fool, etc...
MusicI like lotsa music, though i'm mainly into metal/rock. Bands I like are Pantera, Metallica, Megadeth, AC/DC, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Sabbath, Dire Staits, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Faith No More, Foo Fighters, Guns N' Roses, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, John Butler Trio, Johnny Cash, Killswitch Engage, KoRn, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Motorhead, Muse, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Slipknot, Road Runner United, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, The Who, Yngwie Malmsteen, All Shall Perish, Hatebreed, Ram Jam, Bob Marley, Buckethead, Chuck Berry, Mudvayne, Drowning Pool, Jeff Buckley, Joseph Arthur, Judas Priest, Queen, Symphony X, The Rolling Stones, Slayer, Soil, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Stranglers, The Beach Boys, The Surfaris, Trivium, Trouble Over Tokyo, Van Halen, Steve Vai, Frank Gambale and many more...
MoviesUmmm, anything that falls under the comedy genre I'm bound to like, I like most action movies aswell though. Some of my all time favourite films are... Family Guy The Movie, Baseketball, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Monty Python And The Life Of Brian, Kung Fu Hustle, thats all I can think of at the moment.
TelevisionUmmmm.....Scrubs?
BooksI can't think of many to name, then again I don't read that many books lately, but some of the best books I've ever read have to be The Nothern Lights, The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass

     Captain Penis's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Collindale
Body type:0' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Penis

   Captain Penis's Schools
Mill Hill County High School
LONDON, LO
Graduated: N/A
 

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Most of wot you need to no about me
Name:Jack
Birthday:29/10/1990
Birthplace:Edgware
Current Location:Earth
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown
Height:Around 6ft?
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:1/4 Irish, 3/4 English
The Shoes You Wore Today:I don't do shoes
Your Weakness:Light
Your Fears:Boobaas or however you spell it
Your Perfect Pizza:Chhheeessseee with extra chheeesseee
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To come up with a goal to achieve by next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Howdy doo
Thoughts First Waking Up:My, what a large penis I have
Your Best Physical Feature:I have no features
Your Bedtime:I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory:I forgot
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King:Neither
Single or Group Dates:I wish I could do either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:ICE TEA!!
Cappuccino or Coffee:...Tea?
Do you Smoke:Nope
Do you Swear:Fuck off
Do you Sing:If you ask nicely enough
Do you Shower Daily:Indeedy
Have you Been in Love:Stupidly, yes, if you would call it love
Do you want to go to College:I am going to go :D
Do you want to get Married:Ummm...
Do you belive in yourself:Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak:Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents:Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms:Thunderstorms don't like me!
Do you play an Instrument:GUITTARRR AND PIIANOO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked:Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Hmmm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Sushi is evil
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes, I have stood on a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I'm skinny dipping right now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nope
Ever been Drunk:Possibly
Ever been called a Tease:Umm..I doubt it
Ever been Beaten up:Nope
Ever Shoplifted:Nope
How do you want to Die:I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A kid
What country would you most like to Visit:Australia or Holand (Amsterdam :D)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair:Doesn't matter, though I prefer long
Height:Shorter than me
Weight:Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style:Whatever suits them best
Number of Drugs I have taken:Hmm...
Number of CDs I own:MAANNYY
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:None...Yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Theres a few

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Captain Penis's Friends Comments
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Trouble Over Tokyo

Trouble Over Tokyo



Jun 10 2008 12:10 AM

SIR!!!

COME!! it's FREEE and it will be GREAT!!

toph

Joe

Joe Swann



Jun 4 2008 6:18 PM

hey dude havn't spoken to ya in a while!
how you been?
Chris Monos

Chris Monos



Feb 29 2008 4:08 PM

when are you free? wanna jam at millhill or somethin? bring some friends along and have fun
Fil Ross

fil ross fil ross



Feb 28 2008 11:19 PM

hey rock n rolllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Chris Monos

Chris Monos



Feb 22 2008 3:57 PM

ah.........genre?
we are doing a project through the whole of this year which will conclude with a result of around 50-100 songs spreading through 5 different genres all within rock; so thats sub categories of rock and metal, including mainstream stuff, just to raise our chances of a deal. so you gotta kinda try everything hehe, and also atleast not completely dislike anything, even the mainstream part, although we all hate it deep down inside hehe.
Chris Monos

Chris Monos



Feb 19 2008 3:00 PM

its great, i need a singer. weve been looking for a singer for some time. what we are doing is getting people and trying if their any good, that way if they arnt, we can say it easier ^^. can you sing? :P
stef

stef



Feb 12 2008 9:35 PM

stef

stef



Feb 7 2008 2:37 AM

stef

stef



Feb 5 2008 9:03 PM

stef

stef



Feb 4 2008 9:53 PM

stef

stef



Feb 4 2008 2:06 PM

stef

stef



Feb 3 2008 2:16 PM

stef

stef



Feb 2 2008 2:18 PM

**EMMA**

**EMMA**



Jan 8 2008 10:52 PM

hey my friend saw your profi5le and thinIks you look hoXt! she is new to mysp7ace but wants to chat with you on msEn mestsenger her name on there is emily25bloor@hotmail.com
XxRaven77xX

Raven-Rose Lyness



Nov 25 2007 5:30 PM

ignore the below comment tht is apparently frm me. i did not send tht and im trying to resolve the current situation. frm XravenX
XxRaven77xX

Raven-Rose Lyness



Nov 25 2007 1:29 AM

Lauren

Lauren



Nov 13 2007 3:41 PM

I want a drawing of a pickle.

and i want a drawing from chris :(
Jessebum™[is the Shitface]

 Jessebum™[is the Shitface]



Oct 29 2007 10:38 PM

Jack!
:O
on myspace?

never??

Trouble Over Tokyo

Trouble Over Tokyo



Oct 29 2007 7:40 PM

hey hey hey!

cheers man, and thanks so much for the note! You are a genius at drawing pickles!

woop! Gig in London soon! Shocker!
toph
Amy

Amy



Oct 11 2007 10:14 PM

hi jack x wat u been up to ? xxxx i miss seeing u in drama xxx
Lauren

Lauren



Sep 26 2007 4:18 PM

gay.
Adele

Adele



Sep 17 2007 8:13 PM

lol Version 1: write with vulgarism lol wtf.
stupid miss fat. that's her name. from... 3, 2, 1... NOW. n'aright. yeah... she will get some good insulting tomorrow!
im off anyway. see you tomorrow *shakes with excitement... so much so that i fall of the chair breifly*. night x
Adele

Adele



Sep 17 2007 8:02 PM

it makes me feel all warm inside. mmm. jack. jacks hair - seperate being. can't wait!
i hate miss doyle btw lol. x
Adele

Adele



Sep 17 2007 7:50 PM

seen rude bwoi. you should have belled me up still. i would have sent de mandem to back it.
anyway...
yeah hendon is wonderful.
not so much.
you exciteed to sit next to eachother tomorrow? x
Adele

Adele



Sep 17 2007 7:32 PM

oo jack! my bffe (best friend for ever) lol :-). *jack concentrates on looking out the window*... *adele strokes his hair* mmm sweet lol.
yeah life :-). hows gp brav? x
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