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Jack Calhoun - King Hercules
"Take my word... I’m a madman. Don’t ya know? "

Male
28 years old
Chicago, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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    Jack Calhoun - King Hercules's Interests
GeneralComedy, sports, religion, current events, literature, and politics. The typical stuff.
MusicBob Dylan..
MoviesPretty much anything that isn't made in Hollywood these days, or atleast not made in the "Hollywood" way
TelevisionCNN, ESPN, Family Guy and Judge Judy (I'm obsessed - she's a TRUTH machine)
BooksThe Fountainhead, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, On the Road, The Little Prince, This Side of Paradise... If you want to know a little more about me, read Hocus Pocus by Vonnegut
HeroesCarlin, Chaplin, Dean, Dylan, Hicks, Kerouac, and Presley
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     Jack Calhoun - King Hercules's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Small Town, IN
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Bartender, Comic

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About me:
Jack Calhoun was created by Edward Ware and appeared in Flynn's Weekly and Detective Fiction Weekly, running from 1926 to 1935. Calhoun is the "Chief Inspector" for the U.S. Rangers stationed in the "sunken lands" of northeastern Arkansas; although Calhoun's title often changes, his job never does. The sunken lands are full of "swamp rats," inbred scum who run alcohol, counterfeit, blackmail and commit murder, and it is Calhoun's job as a Ranger to stop them. This job is not an easy one; they are many, and native to the area, and he is only one. He manages it, however. He is skilled in the swamp, wears a pair of .45s, carries a rifle, and is described, by himself, as "hard-boiled without much conscience"--an over-harsh description, as he has more sentiment than that, but one not without some truth in it. It is fortunate that he is on the side of the law, because he would be a fearsome criminal. One group of thieves is taken in the night by Calhoun, who guns them down, one by one, one bullet per criminal, and then brings them back to the Rangers station. Others are gunned down in fair fights and not so fair, on muddy islands in the Mississippi and shanty shacks and hotel halls. Crazed outlaws like the Panther and the Jungle Butcher run amok until Calhoun kills them. Calhoun, finally, is a killer vigilante, a precursor to the Spider, though not nearly so psychotic. Myspace Codes
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May 30 2008 8:34 PM

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May 17 2008 8:17 AM

Thanks for doing the show at Maxum, I had a great time. The pictures are now up on my website. Check them out when you get a chance.

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May 7 2008 10:40 AM

It's out last weekend. Love to see you come out.

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Gloria





Apr 20 2008 4:20 PM

4 sure! Thank you, thank you, thank you too!
jacki





Mar 22 2008 3:53 PM

Blessed Easter
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Happy Easter, Jack !!!
derek





Mar 20 2008 6:45 AM

hey,friends, i have uupdated my space,i have uupdated some photo,so go to and wirte somethingsG to me!thanks
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Mar 19 2008 2:58 PM

Way to ruin Abe Frohman's for everyone, now they might not have another open mic.
Gabby Tary





Mar 14 2008 1:43 AM

Shanli!





Mar 14 2008 1:29 AM

tornado
DID you see this in the paper this morning?? It is speculated that this is the result of kissing in cars....or kissing cars (it's under investigation so it's unconfirmed which-)yet WHATever-either way: it IS a good thing you are against it, hm?! Me...i'm a rebel (possibly 'cuz i don't own a car...and have little cheese crackers for dinner...::) Have a healthy day! ;;) x
vegantim BTG





Feb 25 2008 8:15 PM

thanks for the great party once agian...


malorts tastes like old books
Brian





Jan 5 2008 10:36 AM

Hey Jack, Happy Belated
Consistency leads to boredom





Jan 4 2008 7:12 PM

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Sorry you have to work on your b-day... Hope you had fun anyway!
Paul





Jan 4 2008 3:30 PM

Have a great Birthday, man. In two years you'll be 30 and will have loads of stand-up material.
SpriLo - That Crazy Jamaican Comedian





Jan 4 2008 2:05 PM

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(that's my new "I'm High" form of a Spanish happy birthday
Chuck D





Jan 4 2008 1:51 PM

Hope you have a great Birthday.....
Chris Fair





Jan 4 2008 1:24 PM

i wished you a happy birthday already on Facebook
Nicole





Jan 4 2008 12:04 PM

happy b-day cuz =)xoxoxox
Lacyblu





Jan 4 2008 10:48 AM

Here's hoping your day brings you all you desire and more!!!
Hugzzz, Lacyblu

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Jan 4 2008 9:39 AM

Hey there, sweetheart --

Just swingin' by to wish you a very happy birthday. May this be your best year ever!

Peace,

LDU
Raul





Jan 4 2008 7:47 AM

Happy Birthday!
jacki





Jan 4 2008 7:39 AM

Happy Birthday Handsome
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK!!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!
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Jan 4 2008 6:02 AM

happy birthday
Glenn M. Behr





Jan 4 2008 5:22 AM

Happy Birthday
vegantim BTG





Jan 4 2008 2:50 AM

happy birthday jack, if i could have been at your show tonight i would have. but i was bleeding orange and blue for 85 dollars.
Becky





Jan 3 2008 5:43 PM

Happy Birthday, Jack!
Chris Fair





Jan 3 2008 11:07 AM

happy early jack birthday!
Allison





Dec 25 2007 7:05 AM

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Dec 19 2007 10:25 PM

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Dec 13 2007 11:33 PM

thanks Jack...no we named the monkey Jack haha,...I like your tollbooth bit YEAH!
Gabby Tary





Dec 11 2007 4:19 PM

Hey Jack- just stopping by to say hello and wish you Happy Holidays.
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Very cute- do paly it!
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Dec 10 2007 2:43 PM

Jack Calhoun kills large mammals with his mind!
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Dec 8 2007 1:46 PM

thanx for the add
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Dec 5 2007 7:53 PM

Marshall