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Mervyn Pumpkinhead

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  • 100 / Male
  • Manchester, Northwest, UK
  • Last Login: 6/30/2009

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About me:



I'm a bit of a dickhead sometimes, but I'm working on that. When I finish on that project I'm considering becoming a mascot for the second chance generation. We should be given a second chance!! Don't discriminate against us poor ex-wasters for fucks sake or I'll have you in front of the equal opportunities council before you can yell 'malpractice!'

I have just started a Wordpress blog too. It is here.

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Who I'd like to meet:


Anne Robinson and anyone that isn't a complete cunt.


What I'm Listening To

Interests

  • General

    Animal Cruelty
    Surprise Sex
    Train Spotting
    Bukkake




  • Music


    .. Gorillaz, Graham Coxon, Massive Attack, Portishead, Morcheeba, The Raconteurs, Blondie, Dandy Warhols, Dead Kennedies, Muse, E-Z Rollers, 808 State, The Smashing Pumkins, Gong, The Cardiacs, Poisoned Electrick Head, Tricky, The Charlatans, The Doves, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Police, Kasabian, Leftfield, The Specials, William Orbit, Orbital, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Talking Heads, The Prodigy, Hawkwind, Eat Static, Ozric Tentacles, Metallica, Conflict, Crass, Sly & Robbie, The Pixies, The Doors, The Stone Roses, Blur, Jimi Hendrix, The Jam, Madness, Happy Mondays, Dead Can Dance, Clock DVA, Queens of the Stone Age, Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire, The Klaxons, The Stranglers, The Butthole Surfers, The Beastie Boys, Loop, The Thermals, Shining, The Shins, The Mars Volta,

  • Movies

    ..
    True romance, Snatch, Team America World Police (fuck yeh!),Reservoir Dogs, Raising Arizona, Battle Royale, Scarface, The Godfather, The Goodfellas, Trainspotting, Donnie Darko, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Society, Natural Born Killers, Eraserhead, Kill Bill (1 & 2) A Company of Wolves, The Dark City, Sin City

  • Television

    Lost, 24, ER, Buffy, Dark Angel, Deadwood, The Simpsons, Stargate SG1, South Park, The Weakest Link, Shameless, This Life, Battlestar Galactica, CSI, Family Guy, Dexter ..

  • Books

    .. The Wasp Factory, Iain Banks; The Use of Weapons, Iain M Banks; Sandman, Neil Gaiman; Maribou Stork Nightmare, Irvine Welsh; Hothouse, Brian Aldiss; Dancers at the End of Time, Michael Moorcock; Weaveworld, Clive Barker; Spares, Micheal Marshall Smith;

  • Heroes

    Phil Collins MySpace Tracker

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Manchester, England
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Abortion technician

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