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JACKIE BEAT MUSIC
Comedy / Club / Lounge

"HIT IT!"

LOS ANGELES, California
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   JACKIE BEAT MUSIC: General Info
Member Since9/18/2006
Band Websitejackiebeatrules.com
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InfluencesRoseanne Barr, Amy Sedaris, Sandra Bernhard, Andrea Martin, Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short and all the Beatniks!
Sounds LikeThe bastard child of "Weird" Al Yankovic and Bette Midler?
Record LabelMonster Ego
Type of LabelMajor








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Jul 12 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 15 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 16 2008 5:00P
BEARS ONLY SHOW IN P-TOWN! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 16 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 17 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 18 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in P-TOWN! (SPECIAL PRICE FOR ROSIE CRUSIERS!) Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 19 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 22 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 23 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 24 2008 10:15P
SPECIAL BIRTHDAY SHOW IN P-TOWN! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 25 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 26 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 29 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 30 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Jul 31 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 1 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 2 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 5 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 6 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 7 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 8 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 9 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 12 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 13 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 14 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 15 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 16 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 19 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 20 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 21 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 22 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 23 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 26 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 27 2008 8:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 28 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 28 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 29 2008 7:30P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts
Aug 30 2008 10:15P
JACKIE BEAT in PROVINCETOWN all Summer! Provincetown, Massachusetts

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Who the hell is JACKIE BEAT!? Drag superstar JACKIE BEAT has been entertaining audiences across the U.S. and in Europe for over ten years with her razor-sharp comedy and hysterical song parodies. Jackie not only warps hits by Britney Spears, Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Christina Aguilera, Cher and many others, but she flawlessly sings her twisted new versions LIVE -- hitting every last note. Her one-woman show Jackie Beat Is A Whole Lotta Love ran a record 18 months at NYCs premiere cabaret, Fez (sadly, now closed), and she returns to The Big Apple every year with her award-winning, standing-room-only holiday show -- which now takes place at The Cutting Room. Her holiday hi-jinks can also be experienced in L.A. at The Cavern Club Celebrity Theater and in S.F. at The Empire Plush Room. Jackies stand-up has been featured in comedy clubs across the country and on Comedy Central, VH-1 and MTV. She was recently a staff writer for the WB comedy series Hype!, has written for the Sci Fi Channel and was one of US Magazines Fashion Police top cops. She has appeared on many TV shows such as Sex and the City and in several movies including Flawless with Robert DeNiro and the cult hit Wigstock The Movie. Jackie has also been in many off-Broadway productions, performed on cruises ships, toured with Roseanne Barr as her opening act, and is lead singer of the popular electro-rock band Dirty Sanchez, who just returned from a tour with My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Their debut CD is available in stores now. JACKIE BEAT HAS 4 COMEDY CD'S featuring her hilarious song parodies available: Put It In Me, Natural Woman, Jackie Beat is Comin' To Town & The Holiday Ho LIVE! TO ORDER: Go to www.jackiebeatrules.com/merch Miss Beat lives in glamorous Hollywood, California with her two precious dogs, Baby & Lil Sister.

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Jul 19 2008 11:08 PM


OMG, I have the DVD "Flawless" with DeNiro!! I didn't realise before that you were in it.
I'm going to watch it again right NOW! I can't wait to see YOU! *Kisses*
TiM





Jul 18 2008 5:19 PM

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"To my Darling Jackie Beat! You're the Best."

Love,

TiM
TiM





Jul 18 2008 1:09 PM

Please say something I haven't already heard.





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Jul 12 2008 10:44 AM

I love you Jackie, can i be your groupie?
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Jul 12 2008 10:37 AM

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Jul 12 2008 10:33 AM

I LUV U! U MADE ME LAUGH DURING A HARD TIME...WHEN I THREW MY EX OUT THE WINDOW. AFTER WEEKS OF HURT, I DISCOVERED U AND FELT WONDERFUL. THE FACT THEY FINALLY CLEANED UP THE MESS AND REMOVED THE BODY FROM THE PAVEMENT ALSO ASSISTED IN MAKING ME FEEL BETTER. :)

SERIOUSLY, U ARE FABULOUS.
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Jul 10 2008 10:46 AM

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Jul 4 2008 5:32 PM

Lonely Goatse: The Musical
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Jul 4 2008 11:54 AM

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Jul 3 2008 7:50 PM

hey Jackie Beat!!
you are awesome and im a big fan of yours!!
xD
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Jul 3 2008 10:23 AM


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Jul 3 2008 5:55 AM


Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
~ Albert Einstein ~