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Jackie Kashian
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Black
Female
102 years old
Burbank, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/18/2009
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   Jackie Kashian's Comedian Bio
BioComedy. I do comedy. I’ve done it forever and it’s swell. I love it. I’ve been on NBC, VH1, and A&E (Comedy on the Road - back in the 1700’s). A couple years back I toured Australia for 10 weeks for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and ABC Australia said, "the gem of the night was Jackie Kashian. Her droll, perceptive description of her family was hilarious." and I’d do it again in a heartbeat. You listening Australia?

My Half Hour Special on Comedy Central was exciting. A link to a clip of it is below. Or go to my website.

The Minneapolis Star Tribune wrote, "Jackie Kashian’s comedy is that rare, wonderful combination: smart and funny." I enjoy video games, go-carts and other traditionally tiny-child activities in an ongoing attempt to block out reality. My Website, reflects this. NOTE: Feel free to write to CC and ask em for more Jackie; or less as the whim strikes you:HERE CHECK OUT THE SHOW AND SUBSCRIBE HEREARCHIVED HERE

I have two CDs, "Cake Is Not My Downfall" which I did all by myself! In a sweatshop of ONE. And sounds like it. OH... you can hear the JOKES... it’s like a REDD FOXX album from ’69 - awesome. My second CD, "Circus People" was produced by professionals and sounds much, well, smoother. But I have nostalgia for those halcyon days of making the first CD on my computer. Labelling it myself (oh - those days aren’t done. It can still be yours.


Websitejackiekashian.com and dorkforest.com
InfluencesDana Gould, Maria Bamford, Stewart Lee, Marc Maron, Greg Proops, Zig Zigler. My Dad. Johnny Carson. Dick Cavett. Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison.
MembersJackie Kashian Last Comic Season 4 Semi-finals: Me doing the Effin Funny show at the Empty Stage
TV Shows

LAST COMIC STANDING 4- NBC, ">COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS - HALF HOUR SPECIAL, TOUGH CROWD - COMEDY CENTRAL, LOTO QUEBEC GALA - CBC, FUNNY MONEY - GAMESHOW NETWORK, LATE FRIDAY - NBC, THE LIST - VH1, FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS - NBC, PREMIUM BLEND - COMEDY CENTRAL, MURPHY BROWN - NBC, COMEDY ON THE ROAD - A&E, ST. PAUL SAINTS - ANNC.- KLGT-MPLS, The GLASS HOUSE - ABC/AUSTRALIA,

FilmsJust Appearences: I was a DVD "extra" on the Comedians of Comedy Movie... Netflix/Showtime. That's something I guess. And I had a bit part in Margaret Cho's movie "BAM BAM and Celeste" - that was FUN.
AlbumsCake is Not My Downfall - 2003 Circus People - 2005 Available on my website’s MERCH Page.

DORK FOREST DOT COM Where People with a LOT of time write to me about what they love. People like YOU. DORKS. People Like ME. Shucks, it brings us all together. And there’s even a call in show, Thursdays! Dork Forest "Radio." Call (347) 996-3897 to talk dork stuff live!

Or listen streaming live or archived! DORK FOREST RADIO

    Jackie Kashian's Interests
GeneralBack to coffee
MusicGood rock and hip hop and old ballads and big band. I dunno.
MoviesI have cable now... you know what that means? Productivity DOWN - I watched the Banger Sisters.
Television
Bookstoo many: Kage Baker is making me laugh right now. Some comic books that are cool. Y the Last Man, Ex Machina. And I'm in craptastic re-read mode now. If you went to Junior High School with me, you know of what I speak.
HeroesVoters. Volunteers. People who give a shit. Thomas Jefferson, the theory. The man was flawed, we're told via TV movies... (I guess I just referred to slave-owning as a "flaw." jebus). Jesus, the man. Not the Godhead that assholes have claimed to justify their insanity. Comics who aren't into shock jock shit. One more fisting comment as a punchline and I might vomit. And then fist someone. And then use it as a punchline.

     Jackie Kashian's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:www.southmilwaukee.org - live it up north platte
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate
Income:$250,000 and Higher


Jackie Kashian's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 7 Total Plays: 23898 Plays Today: 10
Last Comic Standing 2008
Last Comic Standing 2008 rating
The News hates video games
The News hates video games rating
Jackie Kashian talking about Elliot Kashian; salesman
Jackie Kashian talking about Elliot Kashian; salesman rating
My first set after I get married!
My first set after I get married! rating
Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild rating
New Dog
New Dog rating
Late Friday
Late Friday rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 9 2009 8:00P
Laughs - featuring for Maria Bamford Kirkland WA
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Laughs - featuring for Maria Bamford Kirkland WA

Jackie Kashian's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

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Sandstorms, 4th of July and the USAF  (view more)

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   Jackie Kashian's Blurbs
About me:


Here are the last couple Dork Forests. Whee.

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I am interested in whatever dorky thing you want to talk about. Guests speak to their love of books, TV, Movies, Comic books, websites, food, wrestling, cars, action figures and bees. There is room for all in The Dork Forest.

Who I'd like to meet:
Scott Bakula. So that I can ask him if he knows his name rhymes with Butt Crackula.




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Jul 16 2009 9:15 PM

my new 80s party video enjoy pass it around
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Jul 16 2009 3:09 PM

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Jul 16 2009 12:39 PM

Rise and Shine Sunshine!! It’s a new day.

Have a Great Thursday!!

BB
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Jul 6 2009 3:04 AM

Chicken Things... It's what's for dinner!
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Jun 29 2009 3:33 AM

Thanks so much for talking with us young comics. It was greatly appreciated. You're the best
Roz Browne





Jun 16 2009 8:42 PM

great seeing you at the Ice House Sunday!
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Jun 10 2009 3:19 PM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
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THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS VS. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS TOUR
we are looking for wrestlers,variety,burlesque,comics,freak show and circus acts..PLEASE message us here..if you are a BAND please get us contact info for your local promoter that is INTERESTED in booking this show.. message us here too..if we get the booking because of your contact info you can open for us..please dont have managers contacting us unless they have a gig with guarantees..we dont do door deals..sorry for sounding harsh on that one...FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
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Jun 3 2009 9:38 PM


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May 29 2009 7:12 AM

HEY JACKIE KEEP DOEN IT !
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May 26 2009 3:49 AM

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May 24 2009 11:36 PM

Thanks for the add!!!
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May 23 2009 9:57 PM

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May 19 2009 6:24 PM

Hey Girly Girl,

I just stopped in to say

H E L L O ! !

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Jacky





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May 16 2009 12:35 PM

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May 14 2009 4:06 PM

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May 11 2009 9:37 PM

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May 7 2009 9:11 PM

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May 2 2009 5:11 PM

Thanks for adding me! You have a great name. it's like name math...Jackie Chan + Kim Kardashian = Jackie Kashian
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May 1 2009 1:23 AM

Marcus





Apr 30 2009 10:43 PM

Hey Jackie! How's life? Looks like you're staying busy. Just wanted to drop by and say hi.

I really think that that stupid show got the wrong gal. Let's just say the tour would've been a lot more fun if you would have been there.

Stay in touch, keep bringin' the funny!

marcus
Jim Holland





Apr 23 2009 9:33 PM

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Apr 22 2009 8:13 PM

THANKS FOR THE LOVE!:P
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Apr 21 2009 8:52 PM

appreciate the add - A.M.
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