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Jackie "Teak" Lazar
Club / Lounge / Shoegaze

TALENT SCOUT and BIG WHEEL to the STARS!



LOS ANGELES, California
United States

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Last Login:  9/3/2007
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Member Since5/22/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.stanridgway.com
Band MembersKnown to have an extremely tempestuous "on and off again" relationship managing singer and Wall Of Voodoo mastermind Stan Ridgway's career.

Jackie "Teak" Lazar stars in BIG DUMB TOWN by Stan Ridgway - dir. by Randall Jahnson - IT COST MILLIONS to MAKE!

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InfluencesSinatra, Goulet, Snerd, O'day, Knucklehead the Great...
Sounds LikeYou Be The Judge!
Record LabelLIL' WOODEN LOSER RECORDS


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   About Jackie "Teak" Lazar
Hard-talking and hard - drinking Jackie "Teak" Lazar spent years clawing his way to the top of the showbusiness jungle. Starting out as the apprentice mailboy in the infamous Culver Studios building at the tender age of 8, Jackie always knew that he was destined for greatness, to be a deal maker, a power - broker, a mover and a shaker in the shakiest of towns.

Today Jackie has it all. A beautiful home in Brentwood, a small fleet of Ferraris and his own personal Deusenberg, in which he can be seen driving the streets of tinseltown,...lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills and drinking fifty-year-old malt straight from the bottlelike a real man.

He masterminds a veritable empire of entertainment. You think Dreamworks or Sony is big news? They only WISH they had the PUSH that Jackie does in this town.

See,...Jackie's got a quiet sort of power. He doesn't need to go around announcing it, seeking glory in the papers. He doesn't need to make a spectacle of himself.

IF JACKIE WANTS SOMETHING TO HAPPEN. IT JUST HAPPENS.

Jackie NOW SHARES with you his heart, and his views on life in Hollywood. And his views on life in general. Learn from his example.

From "The Woodman Cometh, and He is Stiff and Strong! anmd Filled With Song"..by Matt Maxwell for Downbeat Magazine 1972 issue.


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Aneurisma

Aneurisma



Jun 23 2009 3:55 AM

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LITTLE DEVIL

LITTLE DEVIL



Jan 1 2008 6:00 AM

Gee Jackie. I've been thinkin bout you lately. I made a video for your pal Stan a while ago and now it's 2008 and I got alot of things a rollin in my head. I'll talk later. I'm up to sumpthin.
mazda

richard mazda



Nov 22 2007 5:01 PM

Mr. DVMP

Mr. DVMP



Aug 23 2007 4:48 AM

Jackie, tell that punk flunkie client of yours Stan R. that he owes me $6.50 for the Grey Goose martini in Dallas. And no paying me with a sack of pennys to the back of my head like the last time.
j.nothing

j.nothing



Jul 31 2007 9:01 PM

You owe me $20k for that actress I sent you. Pay up.
Rooster

Rooster



Jun 24 2007 4:23 PM

The Eight Levels of hell
Robaire

Robaire



May 30 2007 7:45 PM




Mutate Now!

Mutate Now!



Apr 24 2007 8:05 AM




MUTATE NOW !
Mr. DVMP

Mr. DVMP



Jan 15 2007 6:17 PM

I'm sorry Jackie,,, um...um... yes 40% will be just fine... yes yes.And please tell Herve that Joey Bishop is a god...really really.
thewhimmed

thewhimmed



Dec 25 2006 8:39 AM

wishing you


may the road forever rise to meet you
Hecate's Angels / Pietra Wexstun

Hecate's Angels / Pietra Wexstun



Dec 18 2006 9:13 PM

Are you back on the sauce? In that case, here's a little something for you:

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She-vo

She-vo



Nov 27 2006 9:00 PM

Hey Jackie!
Are ya gonna be at the SF show on Saturday? I still owe ya a few drinks!
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xo-she-vo
JOHNNY X RADIO

JAson OLIVER



Nov 18 2006 11:38 AM

HEY JACK!
WELCOME BACK!
YE BUD.ITS ME FRISCO!
COME ON OVER AND WATCH MY NEW VIDEO-DARK TOWN.SEE YA KID.
FRISCO MAX.
VENICE

VENICE



Nov 5 2006 12:16 AM

Thanks for adding...Greetings from Paris-France !

Hecate's Angels / Pietra Wexstun

Hecate's Angels / Pietra Wexstun



Oct 31 2006 4:41 PM

Happy Halloween!
I assume you won't be needing a costume.
xxxooo
Blind Boy Grunt

Blind Boy Grunt



Oct 2 2006 8:43 PM

Mr. "Teak" Lazar I saw you play the Nebraska State Fair in 1983. I think our eyes met once while you were singing a ballad. Please tell me you remember this shared moment.
 1,000 WöRÐS

Robert Shapiro



Sep 29 2006 7:04 AM






Robaire

Robaire



Sep 14 2006 4:52 AM




Woody Garrison

Woody Garrison



Sep 12 2006 2:53 PM

Man-o-man Jackie! I am so psyched for the Bongwater, Ga. show! Problem is, I can't find it on my map... I've lived in Ga sooooo looong but still... I spent a few nights at the Bong Motel in Bong Wisconsin though. Real place! Real nice owners, too... Tony and Phyllis, your hosts... Until the assholes told us to get the F..$% out at 2:00 in the mornin' that is... all for making too much noise while watching our friends concieve their first child...

Rock on, rock on, get your freak on, rock on!!!!
Lyric LaCeile, Music Journalist, Biographer

Lyric LaCeile



Sep 12 2006 5:45 AM

Well well well....Wouldn't ya know it. I need representation and I was told that you come HIGHLY recommended. Or at least HIGHLY. That's all I need. I'll hide the Percocet and the booze. Love, L
Wienermobile™

Wienermobile™



Aug 18 2006 5:09 PM




I must be butter, 'cause I'm on a roll !

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Robert Shapiro



Jul 30 2006 7:01 AM






Robaire

Robaire



Jul 23 2006 10:16 AM


Jackie, we need your help desperately. No one will book us, NO ONE. WHY?!!!



Hecate's Angels / Pietra Wexstun

Hecate's Angels / Pietra Wexstun



Jul 22 2006 9:17 PM

No, Jackie, they're not mad the Disney deal fell through. In fact, they'd like you to drop by on Labor Day.
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Jul 22 2006 4:09 AM

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