Hey there! Can't wait to come down and visit. Haven't been to Fayetteville in a couple of years... was thinking about making a road trip. Get ready Val, I just might drink you under the table, lol.
Hey I'm 24hrs out!!! someone better tell Annie to get me some beer in the cooler! If I don't stop in right away it's cuz me and the kiddo went camping! But when I stop in ...First rounds on me :D See you all Soon!
LISTEN UP!!!!!!! Tonight's my last night at the "tAp" as ur friendliest regular bartender so come in tonight and have one last one that I will have to serve u!!!!!!!!!! in other words ..........SHOW ME LOVE
This is SO crazy! My $500 Journeys gift card actually came in today! It's so crazy i've bought so much stuff, I dont know what to do with all of it! Maybe if you sign up for one too we can both go on a shopping Spree , Sounds fun dont it?
Check here to get them before they run out
Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, FUCK THEM.This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the fuck! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random fucking is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW HORNY YOU ARE! Make everyone feel a little loved .Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU! And it was good too
Remember when you need a F.U.C.K i am always here for you.because F.U.C.K stands for "Friendship U Can Keep". so promise me we will F.U.C.K forever........Forward to say you will always F.U.C.K them forever!!
"IM SO FUCKIN PISSED AT U I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!!! I TRUSTED YOU....DAMN!!! YOU COULDNT KEEP YOUR FUCKING BIG MOUTH SHUT....WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE MY FUCKIN BUSINESS HUH???? I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL. I GUESS NOT HUH! THIS IS FUCKED UP!!! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FUCKING SEXY I REALLY AM!
HA HA HA!!
SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR SEXY FRIENDS AND IF YOU'RE SEXY ENOUGH YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT BACK!!!..
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