JACK your going to be so proud of me after what I'm going to tell you that I rushed home just to comment this.
Me, my buddy chris, and our fried junior went to walmart about a couple of hours ago because I needed to buy some things, and so did they.
So of course i brought my pooter, and soon as i turned down the first isle where people were i started pooting, with my pooter.
So anyways after about 30 minutes of doing my thing while shopping I get approached by a security guard, and you'll never guess what he said to me, and i quote:
"Sir, a few people have been complaining about your excessive flatulence"
And i said to him what are you talking about. And then him trying to come up with words to say. Basically with him telling me if I fart excessively again he'll ask me to leave.
SO even though I told him I haven;t been farting at all, I just went on about my day and still pooting.
When we went to go checkout I let another poot out, and the line started busting out laughing, because nobody knew who did it.
So we get our stuff, and as were leaving the security guard is standing there staring us down.
I said see you later to him, and as i did i squeezed the pooter inside my hoody pocket, and it was one of those 5 second long loud farts.
Today I took the pooter to the gym near my house, and basically the whole time on the treadmill, I had my headphones in to make it look like i was actually working hard. and the place was crowded and I swear people didn't realize the noise was coming from my hand. Everybody was cracking up.
Twice I got tapped on the shoulder and people were asking me if I was ok. LOL It's fricking great.
the pooter can with out a doubt make a bad day turn good, in a short amount of time.
Thats too cute! I love it! Oh by the way, I am in Redding for a Pow-wow (yes the real thing) with Sheree, my Cali momma, the last weekend of this month. Let me know if you all are in town that weekend. I want to meet the little star!!!
