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JACQUETTA SZATHMARI
Black / Urban / Stand-Up
"Armed Comedy Princess"

Female
33 years old
New York City, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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   JACQUETTA SZATHMARI's Comedian Bio
BioA native of extremely rural Maryland, she escaped to a Delaware boarding school where in the face of crew races and bold Laura Ashley floral prints she developed a unique comic style. She performs regularly in Manhattan clubs and was recently featured in a Comedy Central pilot. Her act is a witty, acerbic and candid commentary on race/class relations and the failures of modern society. Ms. Szathmari has been a finalist in National Geographic’s Comedy of Travel Contest, appeared in the NYC Underground Comedy Festival and was a Project Breakout Finalist. She has been published online and in print. In addition to performing, Ms. Szathmari acts as a comedy producer for local venues including Laugh Lounge. She has been a panelist for conferences on interracial relationships and had appeared on msnbc.com. She holds a degree from Sarah Lawrence College in Medieval Studies and Theatre and has an MSTESOL. When not on stage she teaches writing at The New School University.
Websitebiggunsbigtobacco.com/
InfluencesWoody Allen, Mel Brooks, Ian Frazier, Fran Leibowitz, Marx, Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Bjork

    JACQUETTA SZATHMARI's Interests
General

Comedy, Theatre, Medieval Studies, Linguistics, Sumo Wrestling, Las Vegas, The Wall Street Journal
Music

Bjork, Joni Mitchell, Liz Phair (pre- I am avril's older sister sell out), Bjork, Macy Gray, Electronica, Bjork, Vic Chestnut, after 9pm The Quiet Storm, Echoes and Bjork!
Movies

Woody Allen. Tim Burton, Wes Anderson any Sci-Fi TV OG films

Television

Law and Order: Criminal Intent should have its own channel

Books

"anything with death in the title"

Heroes

Macy Gray is my hair hero


     JACQUETTA SZATHMARI's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Comic

   JACQUETTA SZATHMARI's Schools
Cuny City College
New York,New York
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: TESOL
 

2002 to 2004
Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville,New York
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Minor: Medieval Studies
Clubs: Downstage
 

1992 to 1999
St Andrew's School
Middletown,Delaware
Graduated: 1992
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1989 to 1992

   JACQUETTA SZATHMARI's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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DEL HARRISON-First Sundays @ Carolines July 6th!





Jun 13 2008 8:03 AM




On Sunday, July 6, 2008, DEL Presents First Sundays at Carolines featuring Smokey, Hadiyah Robinson, Timmy Hall, Eddie Bryant, Lawrence Owens & Marshall Brandon. You're in for a treat.
First Sundays is a fundraiser. For every person that comes out to this show, we donate a portion of the ticket sales to My Sistahz Keeper Nonprofit Organization - an organization dedicated to helping small families in crisis in the New York/New Jersey areas.

Come out and laugh your butt off for this great cause. Hosted by yours truly, DEL and music by DJ Jeff Haze. Make your reservations by calling (212) 757-4100.
See you at the show!
Baba Israel and Yako 440





Jun 8 2008 5:46 PM

yes you were hilarious... octocorophobia
Brown Girls Burlesque





Jun 8 2008 10:24 AM

Brown Girls Burlesque loves Jacquetta!!!

Thank you for being such a fabulous host this weekend! You held it down and rocked the house!!!!

much love,
Miss AuroraBoobRealis
Founder and Artistic Director
Brown Girls Burlesque
Best Of Myspace Comedy





May 24 2008 11:15 AM

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Thanks, Best of Comedy

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Apr 21 2008 5:58 AM

Hey, we'd hang with you at the soda machine any day! Funny!!! glad to have you as our friend! hope you enjoy our music, with luv from bklyn - Pseudo Mi
DEL Presents First Sundays @ Carolines, Sun. Jul 6





Apr 15 2008 12:04 PM

Laura Cheadle





Mar 24 2008 7:58 PM

Hola Jacquetta,

Life without FUNK is no FUN…K? So let’s have some funky fun at The Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village NYC in a couple weeks from now on Friday, April 11th!!

Show starts at 9:45; entrance fee is just $5. If you’re interested and want another reminder a day before the show, let me know.

Yours in Funk,
Laura :)
Akynos





Feb 7 2008 5:34 AM

hey funny lady!
hey how was that cafe in the BX I'm looking for uptown venues to have my shows u should tell me about it!
Brooklyn Bombs Away





Feb 5 2008 12:47 PM

Glad I got to see you. Great show. I'm working on being less catatonic next time. Good goal to have, huh?
Seán Murphy





Jan 24 2008 6:40 PM

Thanks again Jacquetta. Great seeing you again. Looking forward to having you on another show. Keep me in mind if you need anyone.
Sergio Chicon





Jan 21 2008 8:34 AM

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Phoenix





Jan 16 2008 6:07 AM

hows everything??
Michelle Buteau





Jan 6 2008 5:32 PM

do you do shots?
Mark Bastawrous





Jan 5 2008 7:44 PM

Hey, nice seeing you again. Hope to see you at a show soon!

Mark
Pete Isip





Jan 2 2008 5:52 AM

HAHAHA theYYYYYY're baaaackkkk!!

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Laura Cheadle





Jan 1 2008 5:09 PM

Hi Jacquetta,

Help me put the “FUN” in “FUNKY” *next* Friday, January 11th at the Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village NYC! Show starts at 9:45; entrance fee just $5. If you’re up for putting it down and want another reminder the day before the show, let me know.

Stay funky, and best wishes for ’08!

Laura :)
Nick Rutherford





Jan 1 2008 2:32 PM

Thanks Jacqueta. I hope 2008 is a mother fucking good year for you.
Pete Isip





Dec 9 2007 11:01 AM

yo!
On The Rocks





Dec 4 2007 12:51 PM

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Sergio Chicon





Nov 7 2007 12:02 PM

What's happening partner....

Brooklyn Bombs Away





Nov 6 2007 7:56 AM

Tami





Nov 5 2007 6:52 PM

Hi New Friend!

Tamisa
Maiysha





Nov 5 2007 3:36 PM

I just checked your video - HILARIOUS...and oddly comforting!
Phoenix





Oct 29 2007 9:42 AM

hello! how was it?
Vicki Ferentinos





Oct 26 2007 8:31 AM

Laugh Out Loud @ 10pm
Time Out New York Lounge @ New World Stages
340 West 50th, (between 8th and 9th)
Saturday, October 27th

Starring:

Jacquetta Szathmari from Comix!
Shawn Hollenbach and Jenny Rubin from MAX Show!
Blanca Dominguez from Don't Tell Mamas!
Helen Hong from E! Entertainment!
Stephanie Sine from the Duplex!
Elon James White from Comedy Central!
and musical guest Wendy Ho!
Hosted by Vicki Ferentinos
Only $5 and drink specials!
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Carrie - The Dairy Fairy





Oct 21 2007 9:03 PM

Happy Halloween

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Brooklyn Bombs Away





Oct 19 2007 12:59 PM

The Waldorf - Statler Tribute Band





Oct 14 2007 11:35 AM

Phoenix





Oct 5 2007 5:28 AM

hope you are having fun!
Laura Cheadle





Oct 2 2007 5:56 PM

Greetings Jacquetta,

Important Funky Service Announcement: Laura Cheadle’s Funk-Ship will be landing in New York City at the Baggot Inn *next* Friday, October 12th at 9:45 p.m. Your presence is kindly requested.

If you’re interested in making it out, and want another reminder a day before the show, just let me know!

L-Cizzle :)
Phoenix





Sep 30 2007 3:40 PM

Monique





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Sep 25 2007 6:09 PM

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A Dan Amongst Dans will be hosting a new Petting Zoo (our comedy/variety
show) at 7:00pm on Sunday, September 30th at The Cup, 388 Van Duzer
Street, Staten Island, NY. This is a FREE show where we'll be celebrating
our network television debut as "Robot Nightmares" airs on the CW
Network's new television series, "Online Nation." Come watch the show
with us, plus enjoy some live music from The John, stand-up comedy from
John Szeluga, Shane Webb, and Bob Bell. New ROBOT NIGHTMARES T-SHIRTS available too!!! As always, expect a few surprises.
It's going to be a great night.

If you can't make it down, you can watch "Robot Nightmares" on the CW
Network at 7:30/6:30c.

Look for an interview with us in the AWE section of the Staten Island
Advance this coming Thursday.

DEL HARRISON-First Sundays @ Carolines July 6th!





Sep 20 2007 9:49 AM

Hey girl! How are you? Thanks for adding me as a friend.

Located in Grammercy (East Side), NYC
6 Train to 23rd Street
(Walk 2 Blocks to E. 24th Street)
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fatjoethecomic





Sep 12 2007 12:52 PM

NICE work!! jackaayyy

hope all is well and you are on a production with me, the comedy clubs are on fire in fall!!!

joe narvaez
www.fatjoethecomic.com
Phoenix





Sep 11 2007 5:49 AM

alright! alright! how did it go? hit me back!
cija





Sep 10 2007 4:33 PM

What's this I hear about porch monkeys? I am totally offended, I'ma tell Oprah...LOL!
Giulia Rozzi





Sep 9 2007 2:46 PM

Thanks Lady! Hope to see you soon.
xo
Carrie - The Dairy Fairy