Jourdan

About me:

Let's see ...... I love llamas and bacon but not together, I adore my brothers all in different ways because there all VERY different people, I have been stabbed in the back by someone I considered a best friend, but I know who my true friends are now, I sing Frank Sinatra in the shower and I dance when I brush my teeth, I love my mom even though she’s far away, when im in bed and I cant sleep I talk to the tattoos on my husbands back, when you first meet me you will think im a bitch and im ok with that. I hate vegetables and winter, but I love chicken noodle soup and swinging. My dad says im a winner and my husband calls me special. I think my dogs have invisible friends and they try to talk them into killing me when im asleep. I hate drama and am glad to be rid of it. I love text messaging because I don’t actually have to pay attention to the conversation. I call my grandma Tu-Tu lady, I hate my job but have no motivation, I owe a lot in taxes, my turtles name is Maynard and he's pretty bitchen, my basset hounds name is Memphis Belle and she's special in the slow way, My bulldogs name is duke monster and he's an ass, My husbands name is Justin and he rocks my socks. I have ten toes and ten fingers (FILANGIES), im Irish/Hawaiian and im allergic to seafood. Im scared of the dark and people in full body costumes which doesn’t make me a good candidate for Disney land. I have a man in my head named Pete and a person in my finger who refuses to tell me his name but he's been to the moon twice. My life goal is to win the lottery and become a welcomer at Wal-Mart, but my second choice is to own my own photography studio. Im a recluse that likes to go out and im obsessive compulsive about stupid things, I excel at running in flip flops but I only run from the easter bunny and insects that sting. Never ask me to baby-sit unless you allow me to beat your children. I have a gym membership but I would rather stay at home and eat. I love my house but I really want to have a bigger one. Babies scare me and one of my favorite past times is running around with a fly swatter killing flies. ..