Ganesh
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Jesus is alright, but I ROCK
Male
101 years old
Muladhara, Sushumna
India
Last Login: 7/15/2008
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| General | Coconuts, candy, sesame cake, Ganesh Rudrakshas, Ganesh Chaturthi, Shaivites, and Ganapatayas, protecting Parvati | | Books | Ganesha Purana Mudgala Purana | | Heroes | Parvati, Shiva, Rishi Shaunika |
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Parvati's Bathroom | | Body type: | 5' 3" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Hindu | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Remover of Obstacles, Minister of the Gana | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
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I am Ganesh
I am the Gajanana, the Elephant Headed Lord
I am the Sumukha, the Graceful Lord
I am the Ekadanta, the Lord that Has One Tusk
I am the Lambokarna, the Lord with Elephant Ears
I am the Vighnanasaka, the Warrior Against Obstacles
I am the Dhumraketo, the Lord of a Smoke Color, ruler of Kali Yuga
I am the Lambodara, the Lord with a Big Belly
I am the Dundhi Ganapati, the Lord You Must Look For
So worship Me and give Me candy, and always capitalize pronouns refering to Me, and I will make your life easier.
I am Shivamaja, Son of Shiva.
I was created by Parvati to be Her best and only servant. I do whatever She says. Vishnu's armies could not defeat Me. So Shiva played a trick on Me and cut off My head. So now I have an elephant head. But He liked Me so He gave Me powers and lots of names. I have at least 1008 names. If you are a good ganapatye you will remember them and chant them. Especially on Ganesh Chaturthi!
I am AUM incarnate (Tryakshara Ganapati). That's what My trunk is for. I am the ascetic (Yoga Ganapati), I am merciful (Kshipraprasada Ganapati), I am a creator (Shristi Ganapati), I am short (Vamana Ganapati), I am no form (Anangapujita). I am ridiculously awesome.
So give Me comments and add Me as your friend.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My devotees and fellow deities.
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