Jake

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  • Jake Hart

  • 31 / Male
  • A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, John From, VU
  • Last Login: 11/20/2009

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Interests

  • General

    all things acid washed, kittens (also acid washed), ninja civil rights, riding horsies, shooting arrows, scalping, you know the trendy injun norm. Oh, and...
  • Music

    Look I just don't have the attention span for this. Own your IPOD, don't let your IPOD own you...my IPOD's screen name is Mother. She's so beautiful.
  • Movies

    Anything I'm in.
  • Television

    Anything I kidnap babies in.
  • Books

    Anything that gets adapted to a motion picture, preferably for Lifetime.
  • Heroes

    Those bums with those signs that say "WILL WRESTLE FOR FOOD". So wiry, deceptively strong...

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: Istanbul, Constantinople
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 3' 1" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Portable Brothel/Role Model
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Networking

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

This can best be descibed in a Haiku: Outlaw on Steel Horse/ I'm wanted Dead or Alive/ Injun Butterfly. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

BRAVO FOXTROT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjQ-cPQ14us

New me Stuff

Who I'd like to meet:

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Comments

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  • Jun 3 2009 7:39 PM

    What did you do with my Key-tar?
  • May 19 2009 8:40 PM

  • Feb 7 2009 3:02 AM

    Beatifully wielded baseball bat, brother...
    You did see my brother Shaggnasty Jake on As the World Turns beating a man with a bat before carjacking him, right???
  • Aug 15 2008 10:41 PM

    Happy early birfday, phool! You having it at Chuck E.
    Cheese's this year or what? I hear they got a new bass player in the house band that's pretty sick!
  • Aug 14 2008 7:27 PM

  • Jul 26 2008 7:03 AM

    Quit buying organic cat litter,you know that shit won't work!haha
  • Jul 19 2008 4:05 PM

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  • Jun 30 2008 7:20 PM

  • Jun 19 2008 7:43 PM

    SHAGGNASTY IN '08!!!
  • Jun 12 2008 7:36 PM

    "Behold as I bust my eternal cap... as hippie communes start cannibal attacks..." Words as true today and when they were spoken...
  • Jun 6 2008 3:47 AM

    hey! how is/was a train? i'm sure you are/were brilliant. i'll be back east in august. gonna hit nyc before i go to lenox.

    see you then! peace
  • Jun 2 2008 5:49 AM

    Hey.

  • Jun 2 2008 4:59 AM

    I just went and watched the Sex and the city movie tonight and I thought of you guys!
  • Apr 27 2008 1:36 PM

    Hello Big Brother Jake. I beleive you still owe me $5.00 from out little wager some time back about Superfly Snuka's prominence on in the field of aviation.

  • Mar 10 2008 1:05 AM

    aroo? how's that? What's cracking in NEW YORK CITY!
  • Feb 18 2008 7:46 PM

    Check out my birthday bulletin! I hope to see you tomorrow.
    xoxolivia
  • Jan 11 2008 2:34 AM

    Shaggnasty I was in Newark recently... I thought I saw you but I didn't think that was you in that skin tight polka dot blouse with the puffy pirate collar and drinking brocolli energy drinks. I should've said hello. And for that, I owe you an apology... My hat off... I mean, my glove off.
  • Jan 8 2008 8:25 PM

    Do you mean Feliz Ano Nuevo!!! lol..thats ok.
    You get points for trying :)
  • Jan 6 2008 9:28 PM

    i no call a lot of people. sorry. me no likey mass email. i get to each one PERSONALLY. or you beat me and get to me first.
    how are you? where are you? how's Virginia?
  • Jan 5 2008 8:43 PM

    Well I'll be damned... I heard a rumour Paradox had moved to Newark and was working with DJ Premier on a Mel Torme remix.
    ASTOUNDING!!!
  • Jan 5 2008 7:50 PM

  • Jan 1 2008 1:23 AM

    Soooo.... how bout that.... Don Krunkenstino says what up... ran into him at the 7-11 by your old apartment.
  • Dec 30 2007 1:39 PM

    You never call. You never write. I'm beginning to think that I am not your favorite cabana boy anymore...
  • Dec 26 2007 6:38 PM

    Awesome Halloween costumes, by the by. I was wondering if I could stay with you on the 28th of December. That being this Friday.
  • Dec 23 2007 8:24 PM