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JakeHorror's Interests
General
THINGS I FIND LESS THAN TOLERABLE:
Slow drivers---Fast talkers---Morning talkers---Optimists who are obviously miserable---People with more than 2 kids---Nu Country fans---Nascar fans, come on, really---People who have to use annoying old sayings just to sound good, eg: "The grass is always greener on the other side" or my favorite line "Good things come to those who wait" those kind of sayings and mindless and they lack originality. They are prefabricated slogans made by idiots for idiots. Next time you use one of these pathetic sayings, think to yourself,"I just sounded like an idiot", you will soon then realize how big of a joke you really are.
Dax Riggs. Agents of Oblivion. Acid Bath. Deadboy & the Elephantmen. Everything else is secondary.
Movies
Masters of Horror Series, Dawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead 2004, ALL Lucio Fulci's films,TCM, Abominable, The Hitcher, Planet Terror, Resevoir Dogs, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Office Space, Saw series, Cabin Fever, Last House on the Left,I Spit On Your Grave, Ginger Snaps, Sin City, Blade series, Wrong Turn,Creepshow 1 & 2, The Halfway House,Pieces,Midnight, Final Destination series, Blood Feast, The Tingler, House on Haunted Hill (both),the Haunting,Class of 1984, 1953 House of Wax, Bruce Almighty, The Sentinel,My Bloody Valentine, Puppet Master, Halloween, Hellraiser, Hitch-Hike (David Hess),The Prowler, Wild Hogs, Evil Dead series, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1 & 2, Hostel, Blood Feast, Tim Burton films, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, The Crow.
Also, I am a huge fan of old cult classics and old films from Spain, Italy, Romania, Germany. Brothers Grimm, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Prom Night (all 4), Super Troopers, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Old School, American Pie, American Beauty, Monsters Ball, Ferris Beullers day off, What about Bob?,Little Miss Sunshine, Friday the 13th (all but X), Solaris, Perfect Storm, Frailty, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Blow, Pirates of the Carribean, most all Depp films.
Not a huge fan of Japanese horror though they do got some really good ideas I'm not big on them. Ichi the Killer, Suicide Club, and Battle Royale were great.
Prom Night, and my future feature presentation: The Thing Beneath. Oh yes, there will be bad acting. Also like some other flicks like Buffalo 66 and most of Vincent Gallo's work. Rocky Horror Picture Show!!! Man on the Moon, PHANTASM Series! Long live Angus Scrimm!, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Toxic Avenger, Waiting, The Color Purple...YES is said THE COLOR PURPLE!!! The horror obsessed Jake likes THE COLOR PURPLE, it's my soft side;)The Original Toolbox Murders,Abominable, Blood Ranch, Evil Remains, Urban Legends:Bloody Mary, Ice Age, Conan, Most Jack Nicholson roles and anything bu Kevin Smith, snoochie boochies! Oh, and porn;-)
Television
TV is poison.
Books
Edgar Allen Poe,The works of H.P. Lovecraft, Creepy Magazine (RIP), Eerie Magazine (RIP), Tales from the Crypt, Mythology books, Stephen King, Vampirella, Anarchist Cookbook, Make Your Own Damn Movie (Lloyd Kaufman) and of course...Hustler.
Heroes
My wife, my Mom and my brothers, the ones in my family who are cool to me and non-judgemental. To the others...keep praying, it could pay off someday.
About me: Jake here. I like to write horror stories and watch as many blood & guts movies as I can! I don't really have a "favorite horror film." There's too many to pick just one, but a few of my favs are Night of the Living Dead, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Halloween, Last House on the Left, Cannibal Holocaust, I Spit on your Grave, Devils Rejects, TCM and tons more.
On a side note I HATE John Cougar, Skynyrd, Bob Segar, Steve Miller, Nickelback, Creed, all that midwest crap cock-rock ... and Seal. With me, Death Metal always prevails, however, I am not closed minded enough to limit myself to one genre, metal is just my music of choice.
****THIEFS**** Several of the photographs I have shot have wound up on the web WITHOUT my permission. I have not taken legal action yet, but have enough courtesy to ask me first. Thanks
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Who I'd like to meet: Stephen King, Wes Craven, Kevin Smith, Eli Roth, Glenn Danzig, Anton LaVey.
