Randy Pan
Welcome to 'No Sympathy Night'... welcome to 'You're Wrong Night'.

Male
33 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Randy Pan's Interests
GeneralRoller Derby, burlesque, supporting organizations for empowered women (I'd say men too, but they already have the power so it's a moot point), entertainment in all forms. Destruction. Broken bones.
MusicAnything DJ Boo Berry spins. Underground Hip-Hop. Metal. Noisecore. Nino Rota. Supertramp. Xanandu.
MoviesConan the Barbarian. The Warriors. Xanadu. Apocalypse Now.
TelevisionI like science fiction so I try to catch the news.
BooksAny literature distributed by Dr. 5ive. Science Fiction reccomended by Professor Stratton.

     Randy Pan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:announcer/emcee



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   Randy Pan's Blurbs
About me:
I'm the color announcer for the badest ass women in sports entertainment the RAT CITY ROLLER GIRLS!!!! They will destroy you because they're better than you... you need to accept these facts; otherwise you'll cave in to dementia due to your fractured relationship with reality, and when your pathetic grasp on rational thought has been destroyed by a quad skate to the face, Randy Pan will laugh in the face of your madness. I also MC burlesque, childrens parties and funerals.
Who I'd like to meet:
People who dare mess with the Rat City Roller Girls... I like to talk to PATHETIC FOOLS! Oh, and other Roller Derby crazies and people who want me to announce or MC for them. I'd like to meed people who want to give me money.




   Randy Pan's Friend Space (Top 40)
Randy Pan has 262 friends.
 RAT CITY ROLLERGIRLS 


 Cathy 


 Professor Jake 


 Cop A. Phil 


 Throttle Rockets 


 The Sockit Wenches 


 Grave Danger 


 Derby Liberation Front 


 Inspector Parts 


 Axle Adams 


 All Bout Derby 


 Chris 'Hurt Reynolds' Seale 


 jahNasty 


 Cat Daddy 


 Bob Noxious 


 D'Nouncer Duane Cunningham 


 Koolaid - Male Nurse About Town 


 Chip Queso 


 Nitroburn Industries 


 Jeffrey Calmer 


 Baam Baam 


 Corndog 


 Friction VixXxen 


 Mumble 


 Cherry Jubilee 


 DJ Soda Pop 


 Connie Pinko & Sir Osis 


 Britta 


 Rita P. 


 Jake Merriman: Jokester 


 Jk 


 Oly Rollers 


 Slaughter County Roller Vixens 


 KC Roller Warriors 


 Texas Rollergirls 


 Lava City Roller Dolls 


 LILAC CITY ROLLERGIRLS! 


 Bay City Bombers 


 Blood on the Flat Track 


 mommacherry 





Randy Pan's Friends Comments
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Stab-Her Lee





May 28 2009 11:05 PM

Stealing your swagger.
danielle





May 13 2009 9:20 PM

Shall we see you and or mr. Rawk on Sunday? Not to suggest that I see you two as interchangeable. :)
Camaro Harem





May 11 2009 4:27 AM

Thanks for the add!
The Camaro Harem loves you!
We are going to work extra hard to knock down girls
at the bout on May 16th JUST FOR YOU!
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GOOD GIRLS FINISH FAST!!!
danielle





May 1 2009 6:16 PM

Mr. Pan,
Derby score keeping/penalty tracking scrimmage/workshop is officially set in Oly at the skate land, 7-8:30 pm, May 17th. We're gonna be experimenting with tracking inside vs outside, hand signals, etc, your input would be helpful... whatcha think?
Stab-Her Lee





Apr 23 2009 9:13 PM

We are going to announce, then we are going to drink some beer, and then we are going to rock out. I hope you are bringing and extra pair of action slacks my friend.
Bettie Blockade





Apr 13 2009 4:19 AM

Good seeing you as always.....And nice moves on the dance floor.
:o)
Derbyrox!





Apr 5 2009 2:42 AM

Thanks for adding us!!!

Bodonkidonk





Mar 31 2009 4:06 AM

Thank you Randy for coming out to play Sunday night.
You are always appreciated, and always welcome in the Dockyard!
fuck you





Mar 22 2009 6:58 PM

I luv yer badass self, I am glad I get to hug you!!! I am a lucky girl, your fantabulous THANK YOU for...always being part of Oly bouts, it is always great to have you there..
Bettie Blockade





Mar 14 2009 8:03 PM

Loved it!!!!!!! Great moves too....
Let me know when you have another show. B.A.S.
H Rocks :o)
Connie Pinko & Sir Osis





Mar 12 2009 4:06 PM

we announced it at practice last night and Pinko is planning on bringing some of her co-workers from the legislature, so we should build a pretty good randy pan cheering section! see you tomorrow!
Oly Rollers





Mar 9 2009 7:34 PM

were pretty stoked about it!!!
cannnnnot wait to see you on
friday.....

-heffer
olyrollers love randy pan.
The Breaks





Feb 23 2009 12:05 AM

Randy,
This is Rickenbacker, from T-town. We did a DYDD gig together season one style.
Since you are the Derby Don in those parts, I fugured I'd Extend an invitation for our Mardi Gras/Seattle debut in your neck of the woods.
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Rickenbacker,
Offtrak
Lightning Fists of Science





Feb 18 2009 11:50 PM

Thanks for coming out to Practice with us Randy Pan! We love having you there.
:)
Stab-Her Lee





Feb 18 2009 9:24 PM

The roof is on fire? Seriously, best one of the night.
Stab-Her Lee





Jan 28 2009 10:16 PM

Feb. 15th, our worlds shall collide once again.
Stephanie aka The Green Fairy #390





Jan 18 2009 12:31 AM

Thanks for the Add Myspace Comments
MyNiceSpace. com
Connie Pinko & Sir Osis





Jan 16 2009 7:30 PM

haoppy birthday mister Pantastic! the girls will miss you sunday!
Corndog





Jan 16 2009 12:34 AM

Birthday coming up... I won't have time to tell you happy Bday then... so you get it NOW.
Happy Birthday.
Moose Ondaluce™





Dec 25 2008 8:26 AM

Merry ChrisMoose!
PamOpticon





Dec 23 2008 7:40 PM

J Bath Images





Dec 20 2008 12:32 PM

Merry Christmas!!!!
Moose Ondaluce™





Nov 26 2008 5:57 AM

T.J.





Oct 31 2008 5:02 PM

Happy Halloween!
Rita P.





Oct 27 2008 10:27 PM

We came to rock it on to the tip-top
Best alliance in hip-hop, wyahhhhh
I said one two three
It's kind of dangerous to be a emcee
They shot Tupac and Biggie
Too much violence in hip-hop
waaooo

*black star
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