Only A Lad
Jake Small
Jake Small Dem mighty arms of Elvis, hold de hebbens from de eaorth!

Male
25 years old
Fremont, California
United States



Last Login: 12/15/2009
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    Only A Lad's Interests
Generalscreenwriting, acting, editing, music, cartoon, skeletons, old stuff, new stuff, bike riding, thinking, dreaming, sleeping, dogs, cats, cherry coke, other stuff.
MusicPeter Gabriel, Genesis, Frank Zappa, Oingo Boingo, King Crimson, Devo, Led Zeppelin, Yes, Pink Floyd, Ageless/Troublemakers, Steely Dan, Todd Rundgren, Pat Metheny, Parliament/Funkadelic, Kate Bush, They Might Be Giants, Adrian Belew, The B-52's, Jellyfish, The Cure, Rush, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Van Halen, Weather Report, The Beatles, Elton John, Heart, The Pretenders, Raymond Scott, Happy The Man, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Live, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Lovin Spoonful, Randy Newman, Jerry Reed, The Doobie Brothers, Michael Mcdonald, Harry Nilsson, Nine Inch Nails, Glenn Miller, Joe Jackson, Sarah Mclachlan, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Junior Senior, Vince Guaraldi, XTC, The Foo Fighters, Crowded House, Split Enz, The Easybeats, Lesley Gore, Tom Waits, Buddy Holly, Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, Tenachious D, Rev. Horton Heat, Toad The Wet Sprocket, U2, The Beat Farmers, Weslester, The Uptones, Stiff Richards, Hobo, Two Stone Killers, Minus Vince, The English Beat, The Who, Faith No More, and alot others.
MoviesWho Framed Roger Rabbit, Beatlejuice, Four Rooms, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sin City, Lord of The Rings, Evil Dead Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Killer Condom, The Forbidden Zone, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, The Shining, The Exorcist, The Wizard of Oz, Chuck and Buck, The Tune, American Tail, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Work of Director Michel Gondry, The Moguls, Pink Floyd The Wall, The Complete Truth About De-Evolution, Wily Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Clockwork Orange, Frank Zappa's Baby Snakes, The Frighteners, Star Wars Trilogy, The Matrix, Alice In Wonderland, Termintor 1 and 2, From Dusk Till Dawn, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Blazing Saddles, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Annie Hall, Jurrasic Park, Indian Jones Trilogy, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, The Ref, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Me, Myself & Irene, Napoleon Dynamite, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Big Country, Juno, Garden State, The Boondock Saints, The Green Mile, Night Of The Hunter (I think it's a bad movie, but it has certain stuff I like that I can learn from) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Man on Fire, Angus, and alot others.
TelevisionThe Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, Rockos Modern Life, Ahhhh! Real Monsters, other old Nickalodeon Shows, The Critic, Kids In The Hall, Duckman, Liquid Television, Monty Python's Flying Circus,Married With Children, CSI, Titus, Daily Show, House, The Office, My Name is Earl, Mad TV, SNL Myth Busters. I really don't watch that much television though. I only catch a little at a time, and would rather wait until stuff comes out on Dvd. I absolutley refuse to watch "Reality TV". next to 9/11 and terrorism, Reality TV is another reason why the 21st century sucks so far.
BooksHitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Catcher In The Rye, The Green Mile, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Calvin and Hobbes, The Farside, Robert Crumb, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Suess, Berkeley Breathed, Mad Magazine, Kevins Smith's My Boring Ass Life, Video Editing Books.
HeroesI admire my family for the great things they have done, I admire anyone who is not afraid to think a certain way even though it might offend a bunch of people, and I admire anyone that is true to their word.

     Only A Lad's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fremont, California
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college

   Only A Lad's Schools
Ohlone College
Fremont, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
 

2003 to Present
Kennedy (john F.) High
Fremont, CA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Video
 

1999 to 2003

   Only A Lad's Companies
Ohlone College
Fremont, CA US
Camera Man

2/22/06
California Videos
Fremont, CA US
Cashier

9/16/06-9/24/06
Lake Elizabeth
Fremont, CA US
Park Maintenance

July 1999
Spirit of Halloween
Fremont, CA US


9/11/07-11/9/07
Illegitimate Film Productions
Fremont, California US

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   Only A Lad's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a modest guy, but don't ever call me humble, even if I am. I don't like that word for some reason. Sounds like a stomach problem. Anyway, I'm very shy, but get to know me I can be anything but. I think about weird stuff alot, but I don't go overboard with it. I'm prone to making mistakes, but that's something that needs to happen in order to learn, and I think alot of people that. I have a dark sense of humor, but I try really hard to take others feelings into consideration, possibly to a fault. I am skeptic of alot of things, but my mind is open to alot as well. While there is alot of darkness and sadness in the world, I am no Nihilist. I hate war, but sometimes fights do need to be fought and finished. I hold people in higher regard than mythical figures. The Gods all had the energy and power they need to shake the universe with only a thought. Humans had to crawl out of the mud and work hard to achieve the things they do, and I find that more awe inspiring. All right, lets not get too serious here. Someone get me a hooker and bag of cocaine that can used as a bean bag chair.
Who I'd like to meet:
Old friends, new friends, anbody who shares the same idiotsyncraties as me, but you can your own if you like, Anyone that likes me for who I am (But if I'm being an asshole for whatever reason, you can hate me) and anyone that can make me laugh til it hurts. Famous people would be Peter Gabriel, Danny Elfman, Dana Gould, John K. (Creator of Ren and Stimpy) Robert Crumb, Henry Rollins, Johnny Rotten, Kate Bush, Robert Rodriguez, Quintin Tarantino, Loyd Kaufman, Matt Stone and Trey Parker,steve Buscemi, Gary Oldman, Billy Bob Thorton, Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman, Rose Mcgowan, and getting to meet Dr. Dot in person would be cool. It would have been cool to hang with Frank Zappa, Peter Lorre, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Ben Franklin and Marylin Monroe. Maybe if I go psychotic I can have them as imaginary friends, even the living ones, that saves up the trouble of having to deal with real people. I'm writing a story based on that idea.

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Advocating for spectrumites

Advocating for spectrumites



Nov 9 2009 11:59 PM

Thanks! Yeah, it does look like a shoe box doesn't it?
Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Nov 3 2009 1:28 AM

I'll be at the Rickshaw Stop in SF next week - Thurs, Nov 11th.



Tix at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/72140



Feel free to re-post if you know anyone who still uses Myspace.
Personally, I will never abandon this place even if I am the last
douchebag spamming on it.



I hate change that much.



Thanks



stanhope
The Joshfather: Da Baydestrian

Joshua Daugherty



Aug 27 2009 7:41 PM

CLEANING OUT WASHINGTON!!!

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C.S.D. SR

Duke Creech



Aug 11 2009 4:08 PM

jake whats up man.we gonna have a C.S.D. bbq at the lake on the 30th tell your family you guys are more than welcome to join us.
JKLoL

JKLoL



Jul 27 2009 11:50 PM

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Maxwell Smart

Maxwell Smart



Jul 22 2009 6:45 PM

happy belated bday bromosexual!
The Joshfather: Da Baydestrian

Joshua Daugherty



Jul 22 2009 7:48 AM

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Advocating for spectrumites

Advocating for spectrumites



Jun 27 2009 12:43 AM

Happy FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY! 8^)
Is the midlife crisis sinking in yet? Oh, wait, give it just 4 more years (and coughachooyouwillbedoingcrazystufflikegoingacrossthecountrytotrytohuntdownyourschoolsweetheartcoughachoo)
Smalls

Joshua Small



Jun 25 2009 7:23 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!! The big Deuce Five. Rock on brother!
Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



Jun 21 2009 2:15 AM

This weather and season has me feeling a bit, *restless*
Emily

Emily Stein



Jun 13 2009 7:02 AM

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u better BE there.

JEEZE!
AudioBomb

AudioBomb



Jun 1 2009 1:48 AM

NEW electro breaks track posted!!
 all hardware
 no computers


let me know if you like!!!
Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



May 23 2009 4:26 AM

Awwwwww-some. Thanks for the gift! (music video!) 8^) ;^)
Maybe you could film a 30 minute documentary, and it could be world famous!
Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



May 21 2009 2:26 AM

I'm at the San Jose Improv tomorrow (Thursday)- one show only.

Sorry about the late notice. I suck at business shit.

I'll be the guy choking to death on his own sick, center stage.

Their number for tix is 408 280 7475.

stanhope, last of a dying brood
Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



May 18 2009 5:43 PM

SOOoooooooo, do you like to climb walls?
Dave

Dave



May 15 2009 9:49 PM

Thanks Jake :) It was very good, actually. Aside from the 30 part. ;(
Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



May 14 2009 4:34 AM

LOL! That was definitely funny! But, perhaps time to prove your stereotype wrong....
Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



May 11 2009 8:00 PM

It was a bad joke. My vinegar sense of humour often rubs others the wrong way!
LoVe

LoVe



May 3 2009 2:04 PM

I love that....thank for the Sunday Morning vid! Pepper Pots are hot!
The Joshfather: Da Baydestrian

Joshua Daugherty



Apr 28 2009 5:39 AM

i was on kpfa 94.
1 free speech radio!!!

Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



Apr 27 2009 5:59 PM

ps: Y didn't you make the camera go up their skirts? LOL, bad joke, okay.
Sorry! I had to say it!
Light at the end of your tunnel

Light at the end of your tunnel



Apr 27 2009 5:58 PM

That is so cool! Thanks for sending the clip of the video you edited! Man, what an awesome life you must live! You get to attend all these concerts, real music, good music, and some of the classic stuff! I am almost, envious. Lol.
Wanna trade jobs?
Kirk

Kirk Fowler



Apr 24 2009 7:59 PM

Hey Jake.....I like that video. Good job.
The Pepper Pots

The Pepper Pots



Apr 24 2009 9:13 AM

Thanks for the video!
I hope we will return to California soon!!
Daughter Of Mars

Daughter Of Mars



Apr 13 2009 3:52 AM

Here's a video for you my friend...

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