Jake
Jake I am a bear.

Male
102 years old
ATLANTA, Georgia
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2008
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    Jake's Interests
GeneralSleeping under tables, peeing on floors, riding in carts at Petsmart, trying to eat clothing that Lev is trying to put on
MusicWeezer
MoviesIts surprisingly easy to eat with a funnel on your head.


Pity me. Please.


Fuck the Swiffer.


I've seen scarier vaccuums.


What happens after we play for 4 hours straight.
Playing with Simmy again.


Playing with my Cousin Simba


Howie Learns to play Fetch!


Yum. Sand.


My new favorite place. The bed.

Yeah I can sit. When I want to.


50 toys, and I like the basket the best.


I am the monster under Lev's bed. (Wait till the end. Its worth it.)


Psycho Puppy: The Return of Psycho Puppy


Psycho Puppy. Yum. Crack.


The best hiding spot


Why Lev's floors are so clean


If I want to play, you play. Bitch.


The closest I will ever be to Luna's size. (still bigger)


Put me in, couch.


Yum. Cactus. Tasty.






TelevisionSo far I only like to sniff the television. And pee in front of it.
BooksDelicious.
Heroes


     Jake's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Atlanta
Body type:0' 10" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Dog
Income:Less than $30,000



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   Jake's Blurbs
About me:
I'm Jake Blues Bear Groove Gartman. So far. I think I got a few more names comin.

Oh, I also don't have a tail. That's right, bitches.


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   Jake's Friend Space (Top 9)
Jake has 28 friends.
 Lev 


 Carly 


 Sara 


 Jamie 


 le_le 


 Bonnie 


 Mama Willis 


 Miss Piggy 


 Mark Swiderski 





Jake's Friends Comments
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Bonnie

Bonnie



Nov 11 2008 5:08 PM

Jakie! Its been forever since someone posted on your wall. Just wanted to say high! :) I am sure you too are excited about our new President elect! He looks a little bit like you.
Come visit soon and take me for a walk!
Jacob

Jacob



Jan 1 2008 2:21 PM

Ramey

Ramey



Nov 21 2007 8:02 AM

Ramey

Ramey



Nov 17 2007 4:03 AM

"hey my friend emily saw your pics online and thinks you are cute add her to msn messenger at livegoodnatalie7@hotmail.com "
Bonnie

Bonnie



Nov 7 2007 7:19 PM

Hey Jake. Happy early birthday. According to myspace its November 10th. May this next year be even better than the last!
Mama Willis

Mama Willis



May 25 2007 8:23 PM

who's my good boy?!
FA Matata

Fran Acuna



May 3 2007 12:21 AM

Jake come and live with me in New York! I'm right next to this huge park in the center of Manhattan where you could play all day!!! Say hi to your daddy for me...and I would love it if you also maybe decided to pee in the house somewhere...like...the couch or bed...anywhere Lev sits. Thanks.
Scott

Scott



Feb 23 2007 10:09 PM

jake, let's grab lunch some time and talk about how much lev sucks.

also, if you could eat luna, that would be very helpful to me
CHOMP!

CHOMP!



Feb 15 2007 5:10 PM

Dear Jake:

Although we have never met, you made a delightful appearance in a dream I had last night. It probably has something to do with that lovely little Valentine Lev left me of the two of you. While I would never dare come between your love, please let him know that I find you to be the cutest little ball of fur the internet has ever seen. Also, bite him hello for me, wouldya?

Love, Linds
Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy



Feb 13 2007 2:26 PM

Jake, you seem like a fun boy! Would it be too forward to ask you for a play date?
le_le

le_le



Feb 11 2007 4:32 PM

remember bear...you can't wear black without the blue...selsen blue!!!!!
holly

holly



Jan 26 2007 10:08 PM

Yeah, well you look like a bear!
Brooke

Brooke



Jan 26 2007 1:27 AM

Awww Jake, you're adorable!
Lev

Lev



Jan 24 2007 9:17 PM

Shut the fuck up.
le_le

le_le



Jan 24 2007 9:08 PM

dont litter my page with your doggie porn mr. bear !!!!!!
le_le

le_le



Jan 23 2007 3:07 PM

yo jake...when are you heading to the park!?!?! holla at your girl :)
Lev

Lev



Jan 23 2007 4:01 AM

Way to pee outside, buddy. You're 1 for 2.
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