Amanda
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my boyfriend thinks i'm a junkie
Female
22 years old
New Orleans, LOUISIANA
United States
Last Login: 11/16/2007
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Amanda's Interests
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| General | your mom, comedy (movies or stand up), shopping, sex, KFC, boys who aren't afraid to wear pink polos/ plaid or embroidered shorts, anything brightly colored and preppy, getting crunk, sex, Chipotle, Grand theft auto: San Andreas, little fluffy dogs (like CHEWIE), lacrosse, THE HUMMER H2!!!! my girls, beer bongs, and the FATHER, SON and HOLY SPIRIT. amen.
Also, being hot and awesome at life, MY FRIENDS ARE ANGELS I SWEAR! knitting, football (REDSKINS FO LIFE!), being happy, popping caps in bitches for breakfast, singing in the shower, being suprised in good ways, flowers, Christmas, the sound of butter scraping on toast, Jessica Simpson, Brad Pitt, hookers, ebonics and my lack of understanding of them, being a STRAIGHT UP G, being in love and happy, giant trucks, old people if they are nice, getting dressed up for formal occasions, BEING A SUPERHERO, justice and files, summer time, driving my car, my car in general, love.
And i like getting my picture taken and being beligerent. And the word "bitches". And making sweet love
| Guys Like That You're Fun | 
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you
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| | Music | i like everything. I mean, i love country but some of my best friends hate it and won't let me listen (but i do anyway if we are in my car). gangsta rap is also fun, but when you are pumping it with your subs on full blast and you happen to be a thug trapped in the body of a little blonde white girl in a convertable, people give looks. uuuummmmm lets see, i also like John Mayer a lot. actually i love John Mayer.... ok and i guess some pop punk is and happy hardcore too. reminds me of so many good times... good times that i won't go into detail about. i have the right to remain silent... wOOt! WAIT HOLD ON... LET ME LIST EVERY BAND I KNOW!!!! | | Movies | Party Monster, Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde (both the first and the second), Clueless, Night at the Roxberry, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Anchorman, Zoolander, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Dodgeball ("DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA PEDRO? I'm brushing up on my spanish because we just opened a GloboGym in New Mexico"), BOONDOCK SAINTS | | Television | LAGUNA BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favorite freakin' show ever! umm... also the Girls Next Door, The OC, Family Guy, Aquateen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021 and i don't know what else. Oh wait, i'm a sucker for Jerry Springer. COPS!
| Which Of Hefs` Girlfriends are you? KENDRA I was living in San Diego and the Mansion's body-paint artist contacted me and said, "Do you want to be body-painted for Hef's birthday party?" I said yes, but he said he needed to send the Mansion my photo before I could be approved. Hef apparently saw my picture on the big color printer in the hall and asked, "Who is this girl?" He did a little investigation, found my number and called me. He said, "Would you like to be one of my girlfriends and move in with me?" I first met him at his birthday party, and a month later I officially moved in. 
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| | Books | The Bad Girls Guide to Getting What You Want, The Bad Girls Guide to the Open Road, The Bad Girls Guide to the Party Life, Harry Potter, Bergdorf Blondes, Social Crimes | | Heroes | Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy ("Jackie O."), and Audrey Hepburn (especially as Holly Golightly) for being gorgeous and classy women and Marilyn Monroe for always keeping them paying and never letting anyone take their eyes off her
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B-ToWN, MoCo - Montgomery County Maryland Bitches, Connelly School of the Holy Child, Tulane Class of 09', Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday, I'm not asian and never will be, SpOoky Movie Club, Race Team VAGINA
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Amanda's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Bethesda, MD bitches!!!!!!!!!!! | | Body type: | 4' 11" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | professional party girl | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
My name is Amanda and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at innapropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. Good thing I'm hot. Facebook me!
If you were to show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home.
i hope to one day be as happy as my pomeranian, Chewie, who is my princess and i love more than ANYTHING (well maybe not anything). i am short and fun and i like to laugh. i hate getting tickled but i love to tickle other people. i really hate when people try to poke me in the belly button cuz i think it will go through!!! that scares me. people tell me i'm cute. i agree with them. i'm kinda preppy, kind of a dousche sometimes. i like to buy stuff (either cute colthes, makeup, or really random stuff like platic pink flamingo lawn ornaments). i like being drunk, especially at the beach with my friends. i'm the sweetest girl you'll ever meet if you're nice to me, but dont piss me off. i'm a big geeky dumbass wad according to my sister. and according to whora miles, i'm a triflin bitch, but i don't know what that means because i dont speak ghetto.
BEST QUOTE EVER: "Don't get mad, get everything" ~Ivana Trump (The Donald's first wife)
i play warcraft. i'm cool
LYRICS!!
"I'll take your girl to the sack and we'll take a nap" ~Hollywood Undead "No 5"
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Who I'd like to meet:
Well, I would really like to meet John Mayer. He is so foxy.. I definitely still listen to Room for Squares and swoon. HUGH HEFNER!! omigod, i can only dream of possessing his power of pimpness. and just for the record, i do not do nudie movies or pictures and i don't want to have sex with him (do you know where he has been?? i don't know if i can count that high). no i just want a hug and some chat time. ok, who else? oh! the guys who started Vineyard Vines (soo cute), Reese Witherspoon (the only reason I haven't stolen Ryan Phillipe yet is because she is so cute and sweet) and Flava Flav (need i say more? "yooooooooooo"). Dane Cook is a silly silly man! But i guess i like lots of types of people, especially those who are republicans (GEORGE W. REPRESENT!), can appreciate all things preppy (ribbon belts and Madras pants on guys is sooo ridiculously foxy) and hot guys that have six packs, no kids and lots of money (kidding! or am i?)
no, i'm definitley open to a bunch of different types of people (i even have a little spot of affection for "alternative types. really!) lol. anyways, just be nice and make me giggle and i'll like ya *mwah* Oh, and meeting Brad Pitt would be awesome.. if i could DO HIM FOR A DAY.
its easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission
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