Ryan

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Mood: amused amusedPosted at 2:55 AM Sep 25, 2008 view more

  • Ryan

  • 32 / Male
  • Port Republic, Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 11/30/2009

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Interests

  • General

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    "Clearly, it is time we learned to meet our emotional needs without embracing the preposterous. We must find ways to invoke the power of ritual and to mark those transitions in every human life that demand profundity--birth, marriage, death--without lying to our selves about the nature of reality."
    - Sam Harris

    RichardDawkins.net

    Several blogs I frequent:

  • Music

    First CD I bought:

    My first concert:

  • Movies

    Michael Moore's first film is still his best.

    My all time favorite film!

  • Television

    This was the first show I ever religiously watched. I'm still trying to figure what the fuck was going on in it.

    Probably the best show in the history of television.

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  • Books

    I suggest all religous moderates and liberals read the following book. It will challenge you just as much as the right wing fundamentalist whackjobs.

    This is the must read book for all poltical junkies and dem activists.

  • Heroes

    Lt Col. Eugene Wood (below right), my grandfather, landing in Normandy in 1944.

    Franklin

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    Martin & Bobby

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Fairfax, VA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 4" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Delivery Driver

Schools

Companies

  • Giant Food

    • Clifton, VA US
    • Dairy Clerk & Shop Steward
    1997-2006
  • Larson-Juhl

    • Waldorf, MD US
    • Delivery Driver
    2007-Present

Blurbs

About me:

Who I'd like to meet:

Harry Taylor

"In my lifetime, I have never felt more ashamed of my leadership in Washington, Harry Taylor told the president. And I would hope from time to time that you have the humility and grace to be ashamed of yourself."


Rodney Dangerfield

"If it wasn't for me, you'd still be slingin' hash in that shithouse and fuckin' your boss."


Gordon Shumway (ALF, the original Alien Life Form)

"How long do you preheat this thing for a cat?"..

Comments

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  • Nov 17 2009 9:11 PM

    Thanks again for adding us!
  • Oct 12 2009 10:13 PM

    New James McMurtry record "Live in Europe" to be released Tuesday, 13th October - with bonus DVD

  • Jul 30 2009 2:17 PM

    lol no its definitely a sting. but way to be sympathetic ryan
  • Jul 10 2009 1:58 AM

    My last comment to you is no longer true now that Twitter is taking over the world.
    But I still hate it.

    Change your status already, noob.
  • Mar 13 2009 4:24 AM

    I just thought you should know
    the only person besides you who has
    mentioned Twitter while speaking to me
    is my grandma.
  • Jan 26 2009 7:02 PM

  • Dec 7 2008 9:10 PM



    please don’t forget to sign my guestbook
  • Nov 12 2008 2:04 AM

    Just curious if blueberry lager causes bad hangovers...you were the only person I could think of that might know :oP
  • Aug 29 2008 6:42 AM

    Also:

  • Aug 29 2008 6:39 AM

    I had a weird ass dream that
    you lived down the street from me
    with this old gay man
    [who really does live there].

    I was aware of your presence on my block,
    but you were not aware of mine.
    My sister secretly went to get you
    and brought you to my house and
    we had a bonfire and you were drinking
    apple martinis and I was smoking blunts.

    It was weird.
    That's all.
  • Aug 26 2008 6:10 AM

    Thanks for adding us!
  • Jun 20 2008 2:56 AM

    Hey! What are you doing on Saturday, July 12th?

    My friend is organizing this music festival with a BUNCH of awesome local bands, and I'm trying to get people rounded up to go. Tickets are ten bucks. You think you'd want to come with?

    Please help spread the word! If anyone needs details, send them my way!
  • May 6 2008 12:15 AM

    political cartoons
    see more politics and fun!
  • Apr 14 2008 6:01 PM

    hey youuuu.

    i miss u. :)

    hope all is well.
  • Apr 4 2008 12:22 AM

    CUNNINGHAM! What are you doing on the 11th? I'm gonna be in Baltimore watching my friends' band play at Sonar.
    You should come, hoe!
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  • Mar 7 2008 5:04 AM

    just wanted to say hi.... holy crap ur 30!?! when did this happen... happy belated birthday..

    - giant blows ass still

    *heather
  • Jan 3 2008 7:50 PM

    SUCK IT BARRACK!!

    SUCK IT HILLARY!!

    4 more years of Republican bliss!!!
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  • Dec 9 2007 10:28 PM

    Thanks so much for coming today!!! It was really great to see you. Oh and btw-- I need your measurements for the bridesmaid dress. LOL
  • Nov 23 2007 4:43 PM

    Some things other than your birth that happened on November 23:

    1876 - Corrupt Tammany Hall leader William Marcy Tweed (better known as Boss Tweed) is delivered to authorities in New York City after being captured in Spain.

    1889 - The first jukebox goes into operation at the Palais Royale Saloon in San Francisco.

    1903 - Colorado Governor James Peabody sends the state militia into the town of Cripple Creek to break up a miners' strike.

    1936 - The first edition of Life is published.

    1946 - The Workers Party of South Korea is founded.

    Also: Boris Karloff, Harpo Marx, and Miley Cyrus are born

    Oh and you share 30 years of awesomeness with Star Wars.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
  • Nov 23 2007 11:44 AM

    Happy Birthday cousin!!! Cheers to a wonderful day and a year of everything you wish for! Love you cousin ham!!!