Hey, while your there ignoring me because I turned down your clumsy come on. I was thinking the other day about a couple of weeks ago when you were sharing that tent with Tom and co and you woke up with those really scary, puffed up eyes that morning. Do you think it could have been Liam early morning gas attack you were complaining about that did that to you? You did look like you’d had a reaction to something that morning do you reckon it could have been that? Like some people are allergic to shellfish or bee stings maybe your allergic to Liam farts or something? Those eyes were really fucking swollen dude.
Oh and now you’ve signed off myspace because I threaten to set Jesus on you. Yeah you and your broke back mounting ways can only run for so long ya hear. I mean your dad was in the same fucking room at the same time you mother luving sicko. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. I’m so glad you’ve got your account set to private. LOL.
The critical rationalist Hans Albert argues that it is impossible to prove any truth with certainty, even in logic and mathematics. This argument is called the Münchhausen Trilemma.
You know you’ve had this myspace page for ages and you still haven’t stuck any info up about yourself. Just seems a little cold to me. Like a ghost page or something. Let me help you out here:
Hi my name is James and my doorbell never works. And I mean NEVER works. Been years and years since I’ve lived in a house that has a working doorbell. Doorbells are like some far off sci-fi concept to me. If I ever hear the sound of a doorbell I’m so unused to it, I freak out and have to hide under the stirs until I think it’s safe to come out.
Or how about:
Hi y’all. My name is James and I’m secretly hooked to those pub quiz games but I won’t face my problem until it to late and I’m that far away from giving one pound hand jobs to tramps just for another go on Battleships or Deal or no deal. And before that I was hooked on the arcade game Stacker, but at least that was fun to watch.
Come on you’ve got to put something up. Even gibberish would be more fun then a blank page. Just make shit up. No one can prove otherwise, that what Myspace is about.
Howdy-do. My name is James and I’m a space cowboy from the land of Oz and I can shot fireballs out my eyes and I can fly and have a small pony named Daisy who smells like an old plastic Safeways bag. I eat rocks and drink lakes and am as strong as nine bears twenty-three pigs and one sheep. My middle name is Mrs gravy neck and my third toenail on my left foot is haunted by the ghost of chairman Mao and I beat Jesus in a fistfight over Molly Ringwald once.
I’d like to see someone prove that not to be true huh? Huh?
Moral of this comment? Who the fuck are you buddy? You know? Huh?
aaah wow u sound a lil how i feel!altho u still get to work someplace creative like so ur a lil closer than me!iv joined the gapyr kent scheme,they have my cv and they try and hook grads up with creative jobs in the area but its early days!aaaahhh i shall hold you to that most definitely-boots is actually an awesome place for reprtage,i started doing a lil book a while bk on the different customer types iv noticed as a sales assistant!you should come to canters its beaooootiful!xx
Alas you will only see me in Boots if its the Canterbury one as thats where I live and moved to form maidstone-thats why it was so so random we were there on the same day in the bourne as I hardly get time to go home and see the folks!!£6!!thats sheer madness!Sanchez' voice is like silk-s'true...what you workin as then ?I bet your keeping the creativity alive more than I-Im killing it slowly by turning into a boots slave drone...badtimes xx
i got the series dvd for my birthday and blasted it in a night,pure genius!I tell you Dr Lucien sanchez can make me egg in soup any day lol!!Did you enjoy ur day out in my homeland the Eastbourne town btw?!Im fine plodding along working at Boots fulltime!Woe is me wish I had a more creative fulfilling job but its taking its time!!What you upto these days chap?xx
