About me: I have a big mouth
I am 6 foot 3 inches tall
I have long hair
I have two cats
I have two radio shows. One on www.koobaradio.co.uk and the other on www.tsmradio.net
I work for Crucible Management; we manage Imperial Leisure and Grantura
I'm going to make them famous. It is written. There is no other option. The rain of destiny has showered over me and I've never been so certain of anything. Get yerself across 'em geezer. How are you chappy?
i'm working.... :[ BUT you will see me again, my exams are over in june, i'll have saved up loads of dosh so the world will be ours. we can have that picnic we were supposed to have. it will be great!xx
Alright, hows it going? I listened to your radio show last night (James Adkin Show) on Kooba radio while doing my coursework. It was pretty fucking good mate! Nice one
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corriders during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
I'm taking it to be repaired down hellsend during the week. I'm using a spare (orange) phone at the mo, but should be getting it unlocked in the week (and using my proper number as well)
Fucking yes! That is such good news. I'm also looking forward to it so much. You can stay obviously at mine, I'll kip at Penny's. This will be great. We'll hang out and play music. What could be better really. Let me know about a bass amp, if not I have some ideas xxx
