Jimbinho - Lead Guitar/Vocals Jimbinho is the heart, soul and lungs of the band. He admits that musically his influences are Namath, Sat Janis, The Go-Slow and Punky and the Moosettes, while generally he is influenced by Southern Comfort, ketchup kept in the cupboard and whistles. Jimbinho is scared of clowns and spiral staircases, and gets confused by the sun rising.
Veronica - Rhythm Guitar/Backing Vocals Veronica admits that she is only in the band as the token female to attract male/press attention, but she is happy with this as she was bullied at school and has never had this much attention paid to her before. This is mostly owing to the size of her knockers - expect FHM photoshoots in her underwear to promote the band soon.
Kal-El - Bass Kal-El is the most mysterious member of the band, and never gives interviews. Strangely, he has never been seen in the same room as mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, and has been known to disappear when members of the public are at threat.
Marv - Drums A gentle giant with a heart of gold, Marv likes only three things - playing drums, Gladys, and his "damn fine coat".
Influences
Whisky. And the jar-o.
Sounds Like
A toolkit tied to a cat's tail, being thrown off a bridge.
The band was formed from the snot of a giant space turtle when it accidently sneezed unexpectedly. They quickly regrouped and used their musical energy to battle the evil hordes of Ratmonkeys.