You'd probably look at me n say "he enjoys cow tippin''. But that's unfair and stereotypical! Besides, it's hard to get em back up for milkin the next morning.
I like shootin possums, muddin in ma truck, and goin through ma sis' underwear drawer.
Music
BoA, Justin Timberlake, Leann Rimes, Daughtry, Fiona Apple, Alanis Morrisette, Utada, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Baby Vox, Sara Evans, Nobuo Uematsu, Frou Frou/Imogen Heap, Rascal Flats, Kylie Minogue, The Black Eyed Peas, TATU, Fall Out Boy, Gwen Stefani, Corinne Bailey Rae, Keith Urban, KT Tunstall, Stefy, Tim McGraw, Jay Z, Dixie Chicks, Brandy, Shareefa, Jason Aldean, Jem, P!nk, Keri Hilson, Liz Phair, M-Flo, Sara Bareilles, Esthero, Cassie, Lee Ann Womack, Robyn Miller, Shinhwa, Third Eye Blind, soundtracks for Wicked and Charity and Space Channel 5 and Shenmue and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum..., Tchaikovsky, Smile.DK, the album "Release" from the Pet Shop Boys, No Doubt, Matchbox 20, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Lauren Hill, John Denver, Jewel, Frank Sinatra, John Frizzell, Five o'Clock Shadow, Diana Krall, Ciara, Cindy Lauper, The Fray, Carpenters, Bjork, Billie Holiday, Michael Buble, Aimee Mann, Brad Paisley, Sugarland, Trace Adkins
Movies
Season 1 of All In The Family on divida. Pa got me one of dem fancy Sony divida players. They says the picture is a lot better but I tried it and my tv is still black n white.Show's still good
Television
VR.5, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Invasion, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Invader Zim, The Office, Ugly Betty
Books
How to Skin a Moose in 3 Easy Steps
Heroes
Miss Bunny Swan, Triumph the Insult Dog, Dib, and of course Mother Theresa and the present Dali Lama
I'm somewhere between the hopeless cynic and hopeless romantic type. In many ways I'm old fashioned, in many other ways I'm really not. Very Jhonen-Vasquez-esque sense of humor; Do you know who Invader Zim is? Squee? Filler bunny? You will... Unconditional love and compassion for all sentient life (read: big animal lover and silly idealist). I'm secretly a geek- I have an unhealthy obsession with gadgets (I'm still looking for a cellphone that can surf the internet, change the channel, and do the dishes) and have a weakness for shiny metallic objects- especially in the kitchen. I talk philosophy a lot- actually I just talk a lot in general, but I know enough when to give it a rest. I'm much more forgiving than most people- I'm always giving others the benefit of a doubt. I'm not going to live forever and neither will you; science isn't going to save us, so lets just be nice to each other and make this as bearable as possible. I enjoy hiking, kayaking, camping, driving nowhere and driving somewhere, being spontaneous, traveling to far away and nearby locations, volunteer/charity work, photography, cooking (well, ATTEMPTING to cook), enjoying the arts, laughing- a lot, learning new skills (scuba-diving anyone?).
In short- listen to the song 21 Things I Want in a Lover by Alanis Morissette for an idea of what kind of people I get along with best.
Who I'd like to meet: Human earth creature specimens for laying my eggs in- I mean, honest people for long conversations and hearty laughs... yeah... thats it...
Hiking/biking buddies. People who pride their wit. Someone who wants to run away to New Zealand with me. Utada Hikaru and someone who speaks Japanese and can teach me- zen zen wakarimasen yo :-(. Ladies who knows salsa. A guy in a giant panda suit. Your mom... again.
I dont expect to meet any of these people so I'm changing all my online profiles to something more realistic:
I'm looking for someone who will take me for granted. I want to find someone who will take me out to dinner, and likely go home with someone else. Someone who I can depend on to be unreliable. I dont want surprises! Dont say you're going to meet me at 9 and show up before 10. Dont you dare remember my birthday. I need the stability that comes only from someone who is completely unstable. I want to look deep into your highly medicated blood shot eyes and really feel a connection. Like the connection your fist makes with my face when I say something that upsets you. I expect a lot from my partner- like an education. I'm not the kind of guy who will date someone who cant read or count to 100. I'm a man of high standards- if you couldn't make it past 5th grade like me you are not going to make it pass 3rd base unless I'm drunk and lonely and I'm usually both so call me. I want to listen to what you have to say, or whatever that noise is you make. Unlike your last man and his selfish kids, I'll understand if you are only happy when you're drunk- I want to make my partner happy and will do everything I can to hide it from the parole officer if you have such a thing. And I hope you do; I want someone who lives on the edge!! You only live once, so live it up I say and see the world! If you haven't awoken in your own mess next to three strangers by a canal in Amsterdam after trying $637 worth of illegal drugs then I say go back to your coloring book. Ultimately of course I want to fall into a dead end marriage out of wedlock. If you want to see other people while living together that is fine with me. I wont mind that cold uncomfortable silence thing. Silence is golden, and with this iPod I'll likely be deaf by then anyway. As long as we continue to share everything together; Like diseases. and your credit card debt. You wont have to say I love you. In my heart and your defense lawyer will know you do. But for now I'm cool with a lunch date- clearly I have no expectations.
Hey, Number 1 ~ sorry to read of your "bog" getting busted... I viewed some of your fine work at YouTube which I'd never before seen... you certainly are a monster with the editing software, so whad'ya use..?? I just finished this fun little project, which humbly I submit... it was my first attempt working on both sides of the camera ~
I'm also considering another music video and I was wondering if you'd be interested in directing..? ·
so far the xbox is still working, i know with my luck it will be dying soon. how are things with you? love the guerilla improv/comedy thing you are doing!
Really? that is so awesome. I did love this resort. It was amazing and it is so big! We did the Atlantis tour which was cool but very tiring! Haha… Dolphin swimming would be so awesome, but I think I would be too freaked out! I have the worst luck with animals. Remember my grandpa’s farm? Well one of his bulls started chasing me when I was looking for the swimming pool ball, and then when I was little, a sheep rammed me in my stomach. I think it is because I get so tense and the animals can sense that. HAHA! Anyways, How are you doing?!? We talked like a few times and that is it.
So I was in the movies watching 21 when you called and a reeeaallly had to pee after. So I'm listening to your voicemail message outside of the bathroom doing a little pee dance and I have to say after like minute five of the message I just had to hit delete. :p Monkey might come with me on Sat to go see you!
