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General
..Comedy. Music. Having a good time. And Pug Bowling
Music
..All kinds. The Furies, The Strangers, Jon Murdoch, Lucero, Motor City Josh, Luther Allison, Twilight Singers and the Afghan Whigs, The Catherine Wheel, BRMC, Pixies, White Stripes, Von Bondies, Howling Diablos, super guitar master Dan "The cat burying man" Runey, Albert King, BB King, Keb Mo, Morphine, Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven, anything Bob Mould has ever done (Sugar, Husker Du), Mission of Burma, Firewater, the Mooney Suzuki, Bad Religion, The Hives, ? and the Mysterians, John Lee Hooker, Bob Schneider, Tom Waits and many many more.Movies
..The movies list could be as long as the music list, so I'll limit it to some favorites and recent views. Favorites: The Maltese Falcon, Key Largo, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Stalag 17, Sunset Boulevard, Real Genius, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and many more.Television
..MASH, Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, The Job, Rescue Me, Mind of Mencia Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sportscenter, Law & Order, The World's Scariest Police Chases, Mythbusters, and Detroit Tigers baseball (when I can). I also love the History Channel, National Geographic channel, Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel.Books
..Books I Loved: Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem, House of Sand and Fog by Andre Du Bus III, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, About the Author by John Colapinto, Every Dead Thing by John Connolly, Junky by William S. Burroughs, I Am Legend by Richard Matheson, Girls by Fredrick Busch, The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett, The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler, The Postman Always Rings Twice and Double Indemnity by James M. Cain, Prague by Arthur Phillips, The Straw Men by Michael Marshall and A Simple Plan by Scott Smith.
Favorite Authors: Lee Child, Steve Hamilton, Stephen Hunter, Michael Connelly, Christopher Buckley, Bill Bryson, Dave Barry and Peter Maas.
Recent Books I'd recommend: Jackrabbit Parole by Stephen Reid, Americana by Don Delillo, The Man with the Golden Arm by Nelson Algren and Come Hell on High Water by Gregory Jaynes.Heroes
..People I admire, emulate, root for or am just in awe of: Detroit Tigers players Placido Polanco, Carlos Guillen, Jeremy Bonderman, Curtis Granderson, Joel Zumaya and Justin Verlander & St Louis Cardinal Albert Pujols. Comedians Robert Schimmel, Jim Gaffigan, George Carlin, Chris Rock, and Bill Hicks; and of course, the Pope. He has the coolest hats.
Latest Blog Entries
- Jan 31, 2010 6:48 PM Funeral Arrangements
- Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM Congress can do something good for once
- Aug 20, 2009 5:29 PM Publicity for Improv Party!
- Jul 10, 2009 4:56 AM Promo Posters for Upcoming Performances
- Jul 7, 2009 4:14 AM Big Shows Coming Up
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About me:
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I am a comedian. I tell jokes. You should come and see me tell some jokes sometime.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People with intelligence. People with class. People with education. Hell right now I'd like to meet more people who have all their teeth. But my mother taught me not to ask for the impossible.And you. I'd like to meet you. IM me on AOL: jamesdarrien, or Yahoo: jamesdarrien.
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- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: I have many
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 8" / Average
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Mischief Maker
Schools
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Oakland University
- Rochester Hills, MI
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: English
- Minor: Film Aesthetics and History
- Clubs: WXOU and the Oakland Post
1993 to 2002 -
Lutheran High School Northwest
- Rochester Hill, MI
- Graduated: 1993
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: College Prep
- Clubs: Cross Country, Wrestling and Baseball
1989 to 1993
Companies
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The Stage Door Theatre
- Fayetteville, North Carolina US
- Pops
2006-2007 -
Twelve 3 Entertainment
- Fayetteville, NC US
- Co-Owner
2009-? -
Improv Party!
- Fayetteville, NC US
- Pops
2009-?
Crystal Lovelady 3 years ago
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Firewater 
3 years ago
Audry Scheible 
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sarah 4 years ago
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10 of 199MoreThe calendar on your profile says the show is July 19 @ 12am???
lol all man you are fuck funny dude. what are you doing tonight...BRUNO?
FIREWATER - LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS!
Last shows until October!
Jun 26 : Larz, GERMANY : Fusion Festival
Jun 27 : Audincourt, FRANCE : Rencontres & Racines
Jun 28 : Istanbul, TURKEY : Balkan Soundz Festival
July 02 : Dornbirn, AUSTRIA : Speilboden
July 03 : Bulle, SWITZERLAND : Gibloux Festival
July 04 : Jena, GERMANY : JG Stadtmitte
July 05 : Hradec Kralove, CZECH R.: Rock For People
July 06 : Vienna, AUSTRIA : Szene Wein
July 08 : Linz, AUSTRIA : Posthof
July 10 : Steyr, AUSTRIA : Röda
July 11 : Bologna, ITALY : Mondiali Antirazzisti
July 12 : Milano, ITALY : Magnolia Festival
July 13 : Colmar, FRANCE : Hiero
July 15 : Paris, FRANCE : Batofar
July 17 : Pozega, CROATIA : Dirty Old Empire Festival
July 18 : Veszprem, HUNGARY : Utcazene Fesztivál
July 24 : Riberac, FRANCE : Le Grand Souk Festival
July 25 : Gdynia, POLAND : Globaltica Festival
July 31 : Namur, BELGIUM : Esperanzha Festival
Aug 01 : Habere-Poche, FRANCE : Rock'n'Poche Festival
Aug 02 : Bladel, NETHERLANDS : Bladelse Zomerfeesten
> Bellydancers in costume get in free at all club shows!
> More shows are still being added, so check the Firewater MySpace page for updates.
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Too bad you won't be in Michigan this weekend. The stone skipping and gerplunking club's annual tournament is on July 4th on Mackinac Island. That sounds as good as a hollerin contest!
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Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?
I got 92%. Can you do any better?
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Can you beat my score on the "Name the Young kids" quiz?
I got 100%. Can you do any better?
I was kidding. I really have no idea what I meant. I was a little shall we say emotionally wrought at the moment. Sorry. When do you come home again??
Thank you!!
I thought so too!
Wow. So how are you?!