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James Hately
Stand-Up / Female / Improv
"For all the times ive wept and then laughed at my own tears..."

Male
29 years old
Nottingham,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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Bio

I hatched into comedy in June last year, nearly a year ago, and have done over 100 gigs, which makes me an old stager and gives me the right to spend my days scouring the forums on chortle to offer random nuggets of advice to fledgling comedians about stagecraft and subject matter. I learned my stagecraft from my deaf grandmother (an avid Kraftwork fan) who doesn’t know sign language but waves her arms around a lot anyway. But we all have to find our own mine to tap, so get your own inspiration.

My Edinburgh show ’Stubble Busting’ will run for 23 days at the Counting House. I have nowhere to stay in Edinburgh but definitely can’t afford to live in Bed and Breakfasts for a month. In hindsight, booking this show was probably the stupidest thing i did in my life and will leave me broke, disheveled and dead.

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     James Hately's Details
Status:Single
Body type:0' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus


   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 26 2008 8:00P
Sheffield
Jul 10 2008 8:00P
Loggerheads Nottingham
Jul 17 2008 8:00P
Swan in the Rushes Loughborough
Jul 23 2008 8:00P
Bambu Leicester

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About me:
James Hately is a character invented by James Hately, a man from the wilderness with much to say about shaving animals, yet a man terrified by the shady razor games of those who go to far and threaten to shave the Earth to the buff. His surreal adventures, miscellaneous slices of survival advice and general pontifications about shaving may could will or might keep you alive, or at minimum will tickle your subconscious.

James Hately the man outside the character has done the odd spot of compering here and there, where he balances strange tales of woe, daily musings, and flights of fancy, with genuine good natured good old fashioned banter spliced with unusual nuisance.

Who I'd like to meet:
Fame and Fortune in a Fist Fight.

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Jody Lancaster





May 30 2008 11:16 PM

Good Morning from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, James!

It is 10am here & today Governor Jim Doyle & I will be swimming in all five of the great lakes! They form the largest group of freshwater lakes on Earth.

We hope you can to be here!
Jody Lancaster





May 30 2008 11:56 AM

Good Morning from Kansas, James! ..

Today I am to meet with pro-slavery settlers from Missouri to debate if Kansas would be a free state or a slave state!

We hope you can make it!
Lou





Apr 30 2008 6:53 AM

Cheers again for last night mate, much fun.
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Mar 15 2008 9:10 AM

can't do the 13th can do the 27th..

cheers
the dok
kerry





Feb 18 2008 4:31 PM

YO JAMIE ... MOTHER OF THE MAD DOM (CONTORTIONIST)AT SUMMER SUNDAE LAST YEAR ..... LONG TIME NO SPEAK!!!! HOPE YOU'RE DOIN GOOD .... ARE WE SEEING YOU THIS YEAR????? HOPE SO, YOU GUYS WERE A HOOT ... MISSED YA BUDDY, LOVE AND HUGS, KERRY, DANI, DOM AND TONY XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
The Loggerheads





Feb 4 2008 8:42 AM

This Thursday
Acoustic - AParticular
Russ Clark
Roshan Rai
Simon Jackson

Comedy - Time's Hair
Joey Chickenskin

Visuals - VJ YogYog
showcase
RedmonT





Jan 20 2008 11:35 PM

18 months.
RedmonT





Jan 16 2008 7:29 AM

yeah we can meet in notts. friday I have lessons, but can meet you after them if you like? it would be cutting it fine though, we wouldn't have long, so perhaps better one day next week. thursday DAY would be perfect...night time is rehearsal time. x
RedmonT





Jan 16 2008 6:49 AM

I work at night mainly. firday is one such night and so won't be able to see you then. perhaps saturday? rehearsing during the day, but can meet up at night perhaps, or one day next week?

much to catch up on let's face it. x
RedmonT





Jan 14 2008 12:57 PM

I still love you and can meet you whenever methinks. loads of gigs coming up - this be good news.

why are you aggravated you monkey fuck? x
RedmonT





Jan 14 2008 12:59 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA
RedmonT





Dec 3 2007 3:55 AM

let me know hot you get on. better late than never indeed. been reading auster. the invention of solitude. and I like. got your text but cut off so can't reply. not in uni today no. got my mum's phone but got no battery charger at the moment. which is a bit of a stinker. x
Tomxxy 2000





Nov 24 2007 12:52 PM

You still on for the Robin Hood?? Looks like it from your list.
Do you need any where to crash that night? I would recommend a central reservation.
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Nov 10 2007 5:17 AM

look forward to seeing you there ;)
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MATT HOLLINS





Nov 6 2007 6:17 PM

Yes it'll be a good night, we'll have a drink!! Look forward to seeing you. Matt
Tori Trash





Oct 29 2007 10:23 AM

your funny...your a funny guy. xxx
RedmonT





Oct 23 2007 6:03 AM

is worth two in your bush.
RedmonT





Oct 22 2007 7:55 PM

horation belsen.
Matt Turner





Oct 20 2007 1:47 PM

Just wanna say good luck for your gig at Just The Tonic. I can't be there due to a prior engagement, but I'm sure you'll be great! All the best Mr Hately.
Alan Graves Comedian





Oct 19 2007 3:06 PM

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Your attendance would once again be appreciated after such a great job previously...

Alan
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Oct 19 2007 12:07 PM

good to see you last night sir ... enjoyed the funny ness (the dance moves were tremendous)

what DO you know ?

A
Luke NSP





Oct 19 2007 4:56 AM

i love you, sex. looking forward to sunday! i wont't forget. x
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Oct 18 2007 9:09 AM

yeah man , are you ??
Jody Lancaster





Oct 13 2007 12:58 PM

Thank you, Sweet Cheeks. Your stuff about shaving things impressed me immensely. You're more like me than me. Very much hope to catch you again sometime.
Ben Davids





Oct 13 2007 5:34 AM

Cheers mate, I enjoyed your set too. It was certainly an interesting night wasn't it?
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Oct 10 2007 6:28 AM

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be great to see you there, and let us know ifyou fancy doing a bit of a set... :)
Essexpuborgy





Oct 8 2007 6:10 AM

funny thing happened to me the other day ........ Its all been too much 4 me..EPO
Joe’s Musical Circus





Oct 4 2007 10:19 AM

JOE'S MUSICAL CIRCUS LOVES JAMES HATELY
Phil Hasted





Sep 23 2007 12:50 PM

Hey there Mr. Hair, thanks for the add.
Rachael





Sep 23 2007 8:44 AM

Heya! Was great meeting you last weekend. =] Did you manage to get any pics of the night? x
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Sep 21 2007 7:07 AM

i was so glad the frog escaped the jaws of the snake...but then you told me it died a horrible death shortly after reflecting upon things...fuck!!

good to see ya again dude..
RedmonT





Sep 18 2007 9:38 AM

actually maybe...and no. x
RedmonT





Sep 18 2007 9:36 AM

no and no. x
RedmonT





Sep 13 2007 3:38 AM

where is your blog so I can subscribe you chocolate bearded bastard? x
kid christ





Sep 11 2007 1:19 PM

the man who quotes with typos is the least funny man who quotes.

i would come and see you tomorrow but i have no bean.

x
kid christ





Sep 10 2007 5:35 PM

"the man who strokes the yo-yo stove" is perhaps the funniest thing i have ever read. you cunt.
Guinness





Sep 7 2007 5:24 AM

That sounds so wrong...
Guinness





Sep 7 2007 2:54 AM

Hey, nice meeting you the other night.

Look forward to gigging with you again in December!
Sharnabanana





Sep 1 2007 5:50 AM

haha sounds fun! yeah im pritty into them, there well amazing, esp stonehenge! who is thee Julian Cope then? never heard of him! hows things with yourself?
sharna
x
Helen McNulty Art





Aug 29 2007 5:02 PM

ah my first commenter! how the hell are ye? are you about the leicester/loughborough places next week? I might be up will keep you posted... liking the Time's Hair name , wanna see you gigging, can't wait til I know some good promoters who can put you on here. helen xxx
Joey Chickenskin