James Paige
James Paige
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I have ingested the yellow orb of empowerment, thus enabling me to swallow paranormal ghosties!
Male
31 years old
San Pedro, California
United States
Last Login: 10/12/2009
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James Paige's Interests
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I am really into massive scale duct-tape and newspaper sculpture... or at least I have been thinking about it a lot... or a little anyway. When I am not busy with other things. But seriously. Duct tape is so cliché so I was thinking electrical tape would be better, but you know... it tents to get un-sticky under the heat of the sun... I think it is designed to do that, but I am not sure.
So anyway, I am also into mainstream extreme sports like you see on the television machine. I hold the current California statewide record for kills in a single round of respawn elimination Paintball (that's times I was killed, not times I killed others), and I founded my local chapter of Weekend Nudist Trick Snowboarders of America
I am also a programmer (l33+ h@x0r). I have more than 10 years of experience in BASIC, which I taught myself with a pen and paper before I even had my own computer. I shun structured programming, and subscribe to the BIG BALL OF MUD school of system design, in which all variables are global in scope, and have names like i, j, ii, jj, i2, tempvar, tempvar2, scrat, scroff, DTempValReturnTemp, and hanktherodeostringpointer
I am a self published author, but I am too indy for you. I can't tell you the name of my book, it would make me less indy.
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- hide - Frozen Bug (MxAxSxS mix) - KING OF PSYBORG ROCK STAR
- Manhuntr - Life Among the Lifeless
- Faithless - Mass Destruction (Single Mix)
- Deep Forest - Cafe Europa - Boheme
- Doron Sadja - Track 2 - Aran's Bootleg Mix
- Tsuneo Imahori - Unhappy Song - Trigun Second Donuts
- The entire soundtrack to Katamari Damacy
- Depth Bleeder
- That track Only on NiN's With Teeth, which is quite possibly the most joyous, cheerful and up-beat lonly nihlist despair song I have ever heard.
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Noooo! Television is evil! Most specificly, commercials are evil. (an evil which as to varying degrees spilled over into the actual programming)
You see-- and my buddy John Titor will back me up on this-- television commercials (and to a lesser extent, all forms of advertising) are a massive global mind control conspiracy. No, it has nothing to do with selling products. Money has nothing to do with it. It is all about consolidation of power. Commercials promote a defeatest culture, and encourage free floating inverse faith complexes (think reverse psychology meets the placebo effect meets 1984's doubethink). All this combines to create a global environment that discourages peaceful revolution and encourages antisocial standalone complex behaviour.
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Secret Society of Hamsters(S.S.H.), Python Programmers, debian, 8-bit, Local Chat Zone (localchatzone.com)
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James Paige's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Julian California, but I wasn't born there. | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Artist/Hacker |
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James Paige's Schools
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Los Angeles Harbor College
Wilmington, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Sculpture, Sculpture, Sculputure, Sculpture
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El Camino College
Torrance, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2000
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Computers, Art
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1997 to 2000 |
Julian High
Julian, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Journalism (A.K.A the class with no teacher)
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1992 to 1996 |
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James Paige's Companies
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Hamster Republic Productions
California US
Co-Founder
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West Coast Aerospace, Inc.
Wilmington, California US
Information Systems Guru / Resident Hacker
Information Systems
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1998-Present
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About me:
 
This is Genevieve. I love her just slightly more than absolutely every other good and beautiful thing in the world combined. She has many interesting and deep things to say on her blog, which I reccomend to anyone who is in a readin' mood.
Who am I? I am a highly probable branch of a tree of reality that originated in mid 1977. I have been subtly influencing the collapse of waveforms that are macroscopically connected with my continuity of consciousness. All of you are here because my universe has dragged branches of you from your own trees into my own continuity. If you feel out of place, unhappy, unsatisfied, or just plain wrong, it is probably my fault for causing the current branch of you to exist so far away from its natural stable state. I'm really sorry about that. I don't know how to move laterally through probability-space so I can't fix it for you.
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Who I'd like to meet:
- Franka Potente (time travel to 1998 mandatory)
- Cid from FF6 (not Cid from FF7, he was a jerk.)
- Mr. T (I pitty the foo' who don't wanna meet him!)
- Lots of other people I can't think of right now. (shut up! leave me alone!)
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