About me:
About Jammin Asian: Jammin' Asian on its THIRD year is an exciting monthly showcase at the Laugh Lounge NYC featuring a mix of some of the best Asian and non-Asian Stand up Comedians...and well as throwing in some music acts, Spoken Word Artists, and sometimes Magicians. The show is Hosted by Korean Joke Teller TOM Hudson and Filipino Funny man AIR TABIGUE, Jammin' Asian fuses a mixture of talent like no other. So come on down....bring yours friends....bring a date....bring your family! This is a MUST SEE FUN show!
Special Thanks to KOLLABORATION NYC:
TICKETS ON SALE NOW at www.skirballcenter.nyu/edu/calendar/kollaboration
Other Artists that has appeared on Jammin Asian:
Alfa
Vijai Nathan
Warhol Soup
Jing R.A.
Blued
Binky
Vidur Kapur
Jay Legaspi
Matt Sia
Helen Hong
Cynthia Lin
Master Lee
Eugene Song
John-Flor Sisante
Florence Yoo
Ajay Bhai
Esther KU
Nikki Chawla
Frank Hong
>br> Danny Katz
Jared Rehberg
Eliot CHang
Two Warriors
Maritess The Magician
Jen Kwok
G-FLO
Jason Castillo
John Violago
Marisol Chenh
Ruhbin Mehta
and more
SLAPSHOCK invades New Jersey as part of their North American Tour 2009.
Saturday, June 27, 2009 The School of Rock - Bergen County (31 Schrieffer Street in South Hackensack, NJ) Doors Open at 5:30pm / Show Starts at 6:00pm All Ages are Invited to Attend Tickets are only $35 each Brought to you by Tambayan Productions and Big Tow Entertainment
Ticket Information -Email - TambayanProductions@yahoo.com -Online Purchase - http://www.mybigtow.com -Call 732-829-2981 or 732-822-5963
Please check out our new comedic “vampire bankers” music video. The guy who directed this also directed Madonna’s first music vid. We think it’s pretty funny. It’s available as a free mp3 download on http://www.ukejackson.com
Thanks for being our friend! Uke Jackson and the NY Ukulele Ensemble
Looking forward to performing onthe Jammin Asian show on September 9th. Please vote for this Jammin Asian at http://www. friarsroast. com/roasts/susan-alexander-roast-of-george-takei/ at the Friars Roast semi-finals of George Takei so I can make the finals. The top prize is roasting the Today's show Matt Lauer at the annual Friars Club New York City event in October.
Just this week's new Chaz-izms for you to ponder while you're waiting for "Shaving Ryan's Privates" to finish downloading... Contemporary: (prn:Con-tem-poor-RAH-ree)1. To be involved in any illegal or immoral skee-los occasionally for brief periods only. 2. "I'm 100% legit now but I'm behind on my court and probation fees which is why I'm only doin this CON-TEMPORARY like, then I'm out, for good this time".
Omnipotent: (prn: Ahm-nip-O-tent) 1. Sterile 2. Unable to impregnate. 3. "Bitch, i can't be your baby daddy cuz omnipotent!"
Dysentery: (prn: dis-in terr-EE) 1. To mock or disrespect a person named Terry. 2. "Yo, why you always be dyssintery?"
Monogamy: (prn: Mah-noh-gah-ME) 1. Type of wood used on pimped out steering wheels and dash boards. 2. "Nothin spells class with a capital "K" other than imported french monogamy wood trim in my S-ka-laid".
Here are some "Chaz-izms" that I've come up with. Feel free to use, share, comment or simply ignore any of these.
Verbal Masterbation:(prn:ver-Ball mas-Ter-Bay-shun)1.speaking solely for one's own personal satisfaction, 2. mostly people in love with the sound of there own voice.
Macholism: (prn:mah-Chow-liz-em)1.the infectious lowering of I.Q. in men when gathered together around women or sporting events. Beer and fried food will accelerate the syndrome instantly which will usually lead to a "pissing contest" then ultimatly a fight.
Mattriculate: (prn: My Trick, You Late)1.how a Pimp would address his employee,("Ho" or "bi-atch"), for being tardy. 2."Sir/Maam, you are not on time".
Ephelleippy: (prn: F,L,I,P.)1. a form of terret's syndrome that retards a Filipino's abillity to pronounce the letters "F" or "V" properly. 2. this number "75" would be pronounced "seh-Ben-ti Pie-b". ex."I tink da singer Frince is a pagot".
You guys have to check out my boy's music. if you're a singer or rapper looking for some new tight beats peep him out at MySpace. com/bwagesproductions
Howdie from the Big D in Texas. I dig what you are doin out there in the Apple. I'll take you up on your offer to rep Tex-asians from the Philippines to New Orleans and any place in between. More power to you and all of our brothers and sisters on the coast. Just know that you have family out in Texas holdin it down in Dallas. Chaz Rinehold MySpace. com/chazrinehold or MySpace. com/texasianchaz
Wassup Guys? Thanks for the request. Great stuff y'all are doing. Im living the redneck life now in West Virginia but born and raised in Long Island, NY. God Bless!!!!
Last stop of the “Tragic Ending” tour Wuzz Up Café 8 Bedford Avenue in Bergenfield, NJ $10 at the door All ages are invited to attend With special guest – Sodapop Suicide
Yay! Had much fun tonight :-D Thanks for inviting me to perform. And an excellent lineup! I <3 Jammin Asian. I mean - where else can I talk about my crush on Optimus Prime? I know, I'm such a weirdo (O_o) Hope the rest of the week is filled with laughter! ~ Danny
Sorry I've been so hard to reach the past few months. Between prepping my 80s show ("give a little respect...to me" - Erasure), learning new shamisen pieces (any excuse to look like something out of Memoirs of a Geisha!) and recording my Transformers tribute album (Optimus Prime - I think about you all off the time), I barely sleep!
But as busy as I am, I feel extremely blessed by such loving, caring and supportive fans, friends and family. You make every moment of this journey worth it! As a way to say thanks, and in my best efforts to spread holiday cheer, my Strangely Beautiful CD is now available for f-r-e-e (or almost ;-)
That is, you can now pay what you want/can. Any amount. No catch!
So stock up on copies of Strangely Beautiful now - they make great stocking stuffers and they'll only cost you what you pay :-) Please message me your mailing address and how many you want and I'll get them to you in no time!
Thanks again + best wishes for a nice, safe and peaceful holiday season.
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