Jane Haze
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Musical
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Female
24 years old
MEMPHIS,, Tennessee
United States
Last Login: 11/17/2009
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Jane Haze's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Lived in - Memphis, TN; New Cumberland, PA; Alexandria, VA; Bartlett, TN; Tuebingen, Baden-Wuertenberg; Freital, Sachsen; Fairbanks, AK; North Pole, AK; Anacortes, WA (where I killed a man...); Oak Harbor, WA; Seattle, WA; San Francisco, CA. Back to Memphis, TN. Bounty Hunter this.
I've done some cool stuff and met some cool folks. Find me on facebook or twitter.com/janehaze
I've played everything from the Punchline and the Purple Onion in SF to a redneck, honky tonk bar in Frayser, TN. Seattle to Florida. I've been getting around in a non-sexual way. | | Website | janehaze.org | | Influences | Societal ills. thugs. Bacon. Grits. Eggs. Simply dangerous influences. The SF Comedy Scene from around 1985 to present day - like seriously, I’ve studied. People who were on Late Friday and the first 3 seasons of Comedy Central Presents.
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Lady Salsa
| | TV Shows | Seattle's Comcast OnDemand - (as Jane Hayes) - 2006
A Random Czech News Report (cameo) - 2004 |
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Jane Haze's Interests
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| General | Travel. Southern Food. Tapitio. Mt. Biking. Playing music (gitfiddle, clarinet, recorder, etc.). Memories are pretty rocking. Comedy. People.
Cheers. | | Music |
Paul McCartney. Elvis Costello. Beatles, above all. Erin McKeown. Robbie Williams.
Then just a lot of other randomness.
Hannes Wader, 'ne bissel Groenemeyer. Kate Ryan. Reinhard Mey. Wir Sind Helden. The Beatsticks. Die Pudhys. Oomph. Rammstein. Billy Connolly and the Humblebums.
Coldplay (earlier stuff... they're starting to suck, even on my terms). Air. The Orb. Jamie Lidell. Goldfrapp. Fastball. Gem. Mystikal. Ming Tea. The Brian Setzer Orchestra. Cole Porter. Diana Krall. Allen Toussaint. Lucinda Williams. Frank Black and the Catholics. Stiff Little Fingers. Dead Kennedys. The zombies, the cyrkle, the association, looking glass. America. Arlo Guthrie. Gordon Lightfoot. Jackson Browne. That's right Gordon and Jackson.
Other random stuff from there, admittedly, it's mostly lame, but fun.
Song of the moment:
I'm Your Boyfriend Now- TMBG
| | Movies | V for Vendetta. The Sound of Music. Help. Hook. TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze. History of the World: Part I. Swing Kids. Empire of the Sun. De-Lovely. French Kiss. The Millionairess. Donnie Darko. Air America. The Memphis Belle. Austin Powers (the first one). The Naked Gun Movies. Half-Baked. Gosford Park. Jane White is Sick and Twisted. Wizard of Oz. A Christmas Carol (Alistair Sim version). The Canterville Ghost (Laughton version). The Magic Christian. Lolita. In fact, most peter sellers movies. If not all.
other cool ones. | | Television | I used to be fond of it, till I discovered a thing called "live entertainment". You meet people, and there's no S&P board controlling what you hear and see. Very exciting.
But now when I do watch, History Channel. Deadwood. MythBusters, Late, Late show with the Craig Fergie. French & Saunders. "Whose line" (or once upon a time). ESPN's Sports Figures. Anytime I can catch PBS' showing of Monty Python stuff. Are you being served? Caroline in the City. The Nanny. Stand up on comedy central to find out what premises have been taken. | | Books | I'm a fan of them.
All Kerouac (except Visions of Cody). Ginsberg. Stephen Fry. e.e. cummings' works. Bucky Sinister. Poem's Old and New. Dr. Suess. 1984. Siddharta. Informational type stuff. A Writer's Reference. Lagenscheidt's French Quick and Easy. Lies My Teacher Told Me.
Das Grosse Tafelwerk (the most awesomest-est book there ever could be...).
Honorable Mentions to Cormac McCarthy, Robert Louis Stevenson, Huxley, Vonnegut, and Goethe. | | Heroes | Derek & Clive. Shirley Temple. |
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Jane Haze's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Memphis | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Black / African descent | | Religion: | Protestant | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Hygienic Transient |
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Jane Haze's Schools
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University Of Alaska Fairbanks
Fairbanks, ALASKA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Avoiding Meth, Stand up, and Coffee
Minor: White Trash Studies
Clubs: Apparently I was a Foreign Language and Professional Piloting/Aviation Major.
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2004 to 2004 |
Gymnasium Plauen
Dresden, Germany
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Hipsters, Exchange Kids and Smokers
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2003 to 2004 |
Bartlett High School
Bartlett, TENNESSEE
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Heckling and Intro to Teacher Crushes
Clubs: German Club, Bowling Team, Theater, Free Lunch Program
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1999 to 2003 |
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Jane Haze's Companies
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ShopLocal.com
Seattle , WA US
Data Entry Clerk (That's right bitches)
Macy's Monkey
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12/10/05 - 4/19/07
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The Comedy Underground
Seattle, WA US
Roncredible's Sidekick
Seattle
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Um... kinda earlier to 4/14/2007
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Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA US
The Devil's Lackey, Muscle, Promo
Hell's Box Office, Heavens gate, your backyard
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5/07-current
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Punchline Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA US
Food jockey
Woman's Work
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sporatically.
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HuntWebber Web DesignMemp
Memphis, TN US
DaHTML Code Cryptologist
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About me:
Check out any of the info to your left, and that should be enough about me. Now what about you?
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Check me out at crackle.com. I'm there somewhere. I just can't see it.
Contact me here or at jane_haze@hotmail.com
People have mentioned me before, here's what they've said :
"jane haze is the most worst person ever"- Doug Benson (@ aspecialthing.com)
"You are obviously the funniest comedian in Seattle." - Jeff Dye (posing as blargh at seattlecomedy.net)
"Jane Haze is ok if you like that sort of thing... and I do like that sort of thing." - Sean Ottey posting on my comments
"Jane Haze will return to Seattle, with dreadlocks and a copy of the Communist Manifesto tattooed" - Jeremy Whitman
"Jane Haze is a bad influence or possibly under the influence. Most likely both." - Kori Ono, rad person and cousin to Kristee.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ian Wright - the traveler guy.
Everyone. Except the creepy people. Also not CEOs and Halliburton-type people unless I can kick them in the nards.
Gavin "My mayor's hotter than your mayor" Newsome
(not the chick.)
And finally:
 Lady Salsa
This week's top whatever: Cool ass people or places.
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