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Jane Haze
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Musical
Jane Haze Find me on Facebook or twitter... myspace is dead.

Female
24 years old
MEMPHIS,, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2009
Mood: devious Mood Image
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   Jane Haze's Comedian Bio
BioLived in - Memphis, TN; New Cumberland, PA; Alexandria, VA; Bartlett, TN; Tuebingen, Baden-Wuertenberg; Freital, Sachsen; Fairbanks, AK; North Pole, AK; Anacortes, WA (where I killed a man...); Oak Harbor, WA; Seattle, WA; San Francisco, CA. Back to Memphis, TN. Bounty Hunter this.

I've done some cool stuff and met some cool folks. Find me on facebook or twitter.com/janehaze

I've played everything from the Punchline and the Purple Onion in SF to a redneck, honky tonk bar in Frayser, TN. Seattle to Florida. I've been getting around in a non-sexual way.
Websitejanehaze.org
InfluencesSocietal ills. thugs. Bacon. Grits. Eggs. Simply dangerous influences. The SF Comedy Scene from around 1985 to present day - like seriously, I’ve studied. People who were on Late Friday and the first 3 seasons of Comedy Central Presents.
Geo Visitors Map
MembersJane Haze
Lady Salsa
TV ShowsSeattle's Comcast OnDemand - (as Jane Hayes) - 2006
A Random Czech News Report (cameo) - 2004

    Jane Haze's Interests
GeneralTravel. Southern Food. Tapitio. Mt. Biking. Playing music (gitfiddle, clarinet, recorder, etc.). Memories are pretty rocking. Comedy. People.
Cheers.
Music Paul McCartney. Elvis Costello. Beatles, above all. Erin McKeown. Robbie Williams.
Then just a lot of other randomness.

Hannes Wader, 'ne bissel Groenemeyer. Kate Ryan. Reinhard Mey. Wir Sind Helden. The Beatsticks. Die Pudhys. Oomph. Rammstein. Billy Connolly and the Humblebums.

Coldplay (earlier stuff... they're starting to suck, even on my terms). Air. The Orb. Jamie Lidell. Goldfrapp. Fastball. Gem. Mystikal. Ming Tea. The Brian Setzer Orchestra. Cole Porter. Diana Krall. Allen Toussaint. Lucinda Williams. Frank Black and the Catholics. Stiff Little Fingers. Dead Kennedys. The zombies, the cyrkle, the association, looking glass. America. Arlo Guthrie. Gordon Lightfoot. Jackson Browne. That's right Gordon and Jackson.

Other random stuff from there, admittedly, it's mostly lame, but fun.

Song of the moment:
I'm Your Boyfriend Now- TMBG
MoviesV for Vendetta. The Sound of Music. Help. Hook. TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze. History of the World: Part I. Swing Kids. Empire of the Sun. De-Lovely. French Kiss. The Millionairess. Donnie Darko. Air America. The Memphis Belle. Austin Powers (the first one). The Naked Gun Movies. Half-Baked. Gosford Park. Jane White is Sick and Twisted. Wizard of Oz. A Christmas Carol (Alistair Sim version). The Canterville Ghost (Laughton version). The Magic Christian. Lolita. In fact, most peter sellers movies. If not all.

other cool ones.
TelevisionI used to be fond of it, till I discovered a thing called "live entertainment". You meet people, and there's no S&P board controlling what you hear and see. Very exciting.

But now when I do watch, History Channel. Deadwood. MythBusters, Late, Late show with the Craig Fergie. French & Saunders. "Whose line" (or once upon a time). ESPN's Sports Figures. Anytime I can catch PBS' showing of Monty Python stuff. Are you being served? Caroline in the City. The Nanny. Stand up on comedy central to find out what premises have been taken.
BooksI'm a fan of them.

All Kerouac (except Visions of Cody). Ginsberg. Stephen Fry. e.e. cummings' works. Bucky Sinister. Poem's Old and New. Dr. Suess. 1984. Siddharta. Informational type stuff. A Writer's Reference. Lagenscheidt's French Quick and Easy. Lies My Teacher Told Me. Das Grosse Tafelwerk (the most awesomest-est book there ever could be...).

Honorable Mentions to Cormac McCarthy, Robert Louis Stevenson, Huxley, Vonnegut, and Goethe.
HeroesDerek & Clive. Shirley Temple.

     Jane Haze's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Memphis
Body type:5' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Hygienic Transient

   Jane Haze's Schools
University Of Alaska Fairbanks
Fairbanks, ALASKA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Avoiding Meth, Stand up, and Coffee
Minor: White Trash Studies
Clubs: Apparently I was a Foreign Language and Professional Piloting/Aviation Major.
 

2004 to 2004
Gymnasium Plauen
Dresden, Germany
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Hipsters, Exchange Kids and Smokers
 

2003 to 2004
Bartlett High School
Bartlett, TENNESSEE
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Heckling and Intro to Teacher Crushes
Clubs: German Club, Bowling Team, Theater, Free Lunch Program
 

1999 to 2003

   Jane Haze's Companies
ShopLocal.com
Seattle , WA US
Data Entry Clerk (That's right bitches)
Macy's Monkey

12/10/05 - 4/19/07
The Comedy Underground
Seattle, WA US
Roncredible's Sidekick
Seattle

Um... kinda earlier to 4/14/2007
Cobb's Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA US
The Devil's Lackey, Muscle, Promo
Hell's Box Office, Heavens gate, your backyard

5/07-current
Punchline Comedy Club
San Francisco, CA US
Food jockey
Woman's Work

sporatically.
HuntWebber Web DesignMemp
Memphis, TN US
DaHTML Code Cryptologist

Now.


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Clayton NC, May 2009 - Obama stuff, sex jokes, and Tomboys
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Intros and Feminazis
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Contact me here or at jane_haze@hotmail.com

People have mentioned me before, here's what they've said :

"jane haze is the most worst person ever"- Doug Benson (@ aspecialthing.com)

"You are obviously the funniest comedian in Seattle." - Jeff Dye (posing as blargh at seattlecomedy.net)

"Jane Haze is ok if you like that sort of thing... and I do like that sort of thing." - Sean Ottey posting on my comments

"Jane Haze will return to Seattle, with dreadlocks and a copy of the Communist Manifesto tattooed" - Jeremy Whitman

"Jane Haze is a bad influence or possibly under the influence. Most likely both." - Kori Ono, rad person and cousin to Kristee.




Who I'd like to meet:
Ian Wright - the traveler guy.

Everyone. Except the creepy people. Also not CEOs and Halliburton-type people unless I can kick them in the nards.

Gavin "My mayor's hotter than your mayor" Newsome
(not the chick.)



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Lady Salsa



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MrSta Sico

MrSta Sico



Nov 28 2009 1:46 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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The Edge

Edge CoffeeHouse



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Rick Dangerous

Rick Dangerous



Oct 14 2009 11:31 PM

thank you!  i am also from Memphis.....I was born there.
ShaGGy

ShaGGy



Jul 20 2009 7:57 AM

"Major: Avoiding Meth, Stand up, and Coffee"

So you're avoiding meth, stand up and coffee?

Or you're avoiding meth and doing stand up and coffee?

When the hell are you gonna be back in Charlotte doing some funny shit?

Silly Vagitarian...
Jack Warren

Jack Warren



May 14 2009 4:54 PM

You will learn to pace yourself grasshopper ;) I had a blast with you two! Enjoy the rest of your tour!
krispee

krispee



May 11 2009 9:31 PM

Actually being green is a piece of cake!
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Luchia

Luchia



May 10 2009 10:41 AM

My trip was good. I saw two of my best friends and I got my Harley out for the first time this year--she's runnin beautifully :)

So glad to hear you were well received at The Brokerage. It would have sucked if you came all this way and they were dicks. Anyway stay in touch, I may be taking a road trip across country on my Harley with Johnny and hey who knows maybe if we ride through Tennessee we can stop in Memphis to see you. I've been there before and loved it--it's a cool city.

~Luchia
Luchia

Luchia



May 10 2009 5:56 AM

So girl how did it go in Long Island? I hope good. I am glad to be out of stand up. The childish, two faced, back stabbing, hypocritical people you have to deal with just SUCK ASS! I don't miss them at all LOL

But hey if you ever move to New York, I'd be happy to show you around.

Over & Out,

Luchia
krispee

krispee



Apr 28 2009 11:41 PM

its a good and sure way to quit, man that will be rough tho.
krispee

krispee



Apr 28 2009 6:51 PM

boot camp. wild. have fun before you have to do all that hard work and stuff. do you have to quit smoking for that? already boo.

krispee

krispee



Apr 27 2009 10:40 PM

nothing out side the normal debauchery. im glad to hear youre out there doin the damn thing. its good to hear youre getting out there and traveling with it.


what happened to all the navy business?
krispee

krispee



Apr 27 2009 4:08 PM

how the crap are you by the way, ive been seeing your facebook stats and it sounds like youre both busy and having fun
krispee

krispee



Apr 27 2009 4:07 PM

thanks for the photo comment jane haze. it is pretty cool, the cubby fag hag is the one who made it, shes on the show too. hehe.
those god damned professionals
danno

daniel carroll



Apr 25 2009 12:58 AM

i'm in queens, but I just found out i'm flying to la super duper early on sunday morning... so I doubt i'll be able to hang out.
danno

daniel carroll



Apr 23 2009 3:46 PM

you're coming to new york this weekend?! party time!
Luchia

Luchia



Apr 23 2009 5:57 AM

Hey Girl,

I'm actually gonna be in Pennsylvania this weekend :( I'm so bummed b/c I would love to finally meet you. But to answer your question, no I'm not doing stand up anymore. The politics involved to get decent stage time are just a little much for me but I'm glad to see that you're still at it.

Good Luck this weekend!

~Luchia
Smurphy

Smurphy



Mar 26 2009 1:50 AM

Yeah I found some more pictures several weeks ago when you guys did the plays at Bartlett.
I'll have to get those on here!
Amy B.

Amy Breitzman



Mar 11 2009 7:23 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
Amy B.

Amy Breitzman



Mar 7 2009 4:32 AM

no worries! We still have yours! 6 days and counting..........
Amy B.

Amy Breitzman



Feb 21 2009 11:37 PM

Its almost our BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!!
Brett

Brett



Feb 10 2009 11:51 PM

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Jennifer

Jennifer Apted Whitney



Feb 1 2009 9:17 PM

Yep yep, sure did. It was pretty laid back.
How ya been?
Jennifer

Jennifer Apted Whitney



Feb 1 2009 5:51 AM

Thanks! I dont know what it is about that pic of you that screams Fidel Castro, or possibly Sadaam Hussein.
lol But I like it!
Jeff Dye

Jeff Dye



Jan 29 2009 10:08 PM

that montreal photo was from last year. I did JFL new faces. best festival ever. Not sure if im doing it again this year yet. hope your well.
FABA!

FABA!



Jan 15 2009 3:13 PM

awe shucks! i do what i can kind lady!
the show is gonna rock!
mo
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